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#2 – Fire

by Chris on January 4, 2006 at 9:38 am
Posted In: Comics
└ Tags: fire, hammer, tools

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  1. Andrew
    Andrew
    January 17, 2007 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    Who told him that it would be a good idea to beat out a grease fire with a pair of hammers?

  2. Psychosis
    Psychosis
    January 20, 2007 at 5:20 am | # | Reply

    I know you smother grease fires…but hammers?

  3. Kiche
    Kiche
    February 5, 2007 at 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    My guess is that his thought process was something along the lines of “AH FIRE KILL IT KILL IT”. At least he knows not to try and put it out with water.

  4. Koer
    Koer
    February 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    Where’s his other arm…?

  5. Avarice
    Avarice
    February 9, 2007 at 4:51 pm | # | Reply

    well at least now i know what NOT to do if there’s ever a grease fire…

    lol, i love Biff XD

  6. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    April 9, 2007 at 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    I think I know where his other arm is.
    I Think the grease fire has the heat and magical properties of salamander fire (reference to Xanth for anyone whose read it) and it must have melted his arm away! O.O Poor biff.

  7. Ing
    Ing
    April 12, 2007 at 6:26 am | # | Reply

    Obviously he should have tried pummeling it with just one hammer.

  8. Stephennie
    Stephennie
    April 20, 2007 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Kiche: OBVIOUSLY the hammers were closer to the stove than the sink.

    LMAO I love this stuff.

  9. Game Boy. Advanced?
    Game Boy. Advanced?
    May 21, 2007 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    a friend of mine and I have this saying that anything can be fixed by either a hammer, or fire. So, the ultimate tool is a flamming hammer. Just look as Super Mario Bros. The worst thing you can run into is fireballs or Hammer Bros. The only way they could have made those enemies harder is if they’d given them flaming hammers. I showed my friend this page, and he said Biff was being silly, and that the hammers only made the fire stronger. I agree

  10. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 31, 2007 at 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    Biff: “Oh no! Now my head’s on fire!” starts smacking face and head with hammer.

  11. Mr dude
    Mr dude
    June 4, 2007 at 12:40 pm | # | Reply

    i’m kinda suprised that his eyebrows didn’t catch fire…hmmmmmmm…but its a great comic

  12. Jaz
    Jaz
    June 6, 2007 at 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    brain flame

  13. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    June 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    Use a smothering technique like everyone else!

    All I can think of is washing the car with hammers.

  14. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    July 8, 2007 at 4:07 pm | # | Reply

    Weebl and bob reference XD

    “What are you doin’!?”
    “Washin’ teh car!”
    “With a hammer!?”

  15. Colin
    Colin
    November 28, 2007 at 10:53 pm | # | Reply

    BIFF IS THE GOD OF THUNDER!
    MIGHTY THOR!

    not…not god of fire….

  16. ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿
    ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿
    April 9, 2008 at 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    second best Biff ever.

  17. ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿
    ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿
    April 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    In Soviet Russia fire pummels you with hammers

  18. Halo ChIef
    Halo ChIef
    July 9, 2008 at 8:44 pm | # | Reply

    Biff has no brain

  19. BlueDragon
    BlueDragon
    July 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!

  20. dtanza
    dtanza
    November 27, 2008 at 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    Is it me or was biff`s mouth…huge?

  21. Unknown
    Unknown
    May 30, 2009 at 6:55 am | # | Reply

    everyone knows to use 3 hammers

  22. Master David Goodmen
    Master David Goodmen
    May 7, 2010 at 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    This would make a cool act! Biff could go on tour with gallagher—they would make a killing! Umm, so to speak!

    Music in the background: Gongs, using special hammers; Mike Odfield on tubular bells; hammered dulcimer; tympani; cymbals; other hammer-operated instruments. Appropriately enough, the band would be called “The Hammers”! Or, “Hammersmith”; you get the idea!

  23. Daniel
    Daniel
    July 26, 2010 at 9:26 pm | # | Reply

    Wow! Looking at how Biff was drawn back then, it looks totally different! Old Biff does look cooler.

  24. Jenny Creed
    Jenny Creed
    November 27, 2012 at 6:06 am | # | Reply

    The whole comic was drawn very different back then. Look at how the flames trace the line of motion in a way that physically makes no sense. (Of course it works fine as a comics abstraction.) I don’t know when we last saw anything like it in the comic.

    But maybe I’ll find out! I’m reading the whole comic again from the start. Whee.

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