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My guess is that his thought process was something along the lines of “AH FIRE KILL IT KILL IT”. At least he knows not to try and put it out with water.
I think I know where his other arm is.
I Think the grease fire has the heat and magical properties of salamander fire (reference to Xanth for anyone whose read it) and it must have melted his arm away! O.O Poor biff.
a friend of mine and I have this saying that anything can be fixed by either a hammer, or fire. So, the ultimate tool is a flamming hammer. Just look as Super Mario Bros. The worst thing you can run into is fireballs or Hammer Bros. The only way they could have made those enemies harder is if they’d given them flaming hammers. I showed my friend this page, and he said Biff was being silly, and that the hammers only made the fire stronger. I agree
This would make a cool act! Biff could go on tour with gallagher—they would make a killing! Umm, so to speak!
Music in the background: Gongs, using special hammers; Mike Odfield on tubular bells; hammered dulcimer; tympani; cymbals; other hammer-operated instruments. Appropriately enough, the band would be called “The Hammers”! Or, “Hammersmith”; you get the idea!
January 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Who told him that it would be a good idea to beat out a grease fire with a pair of hammers?
January 20th, 2007 at 5:20 am
I know you smother grease fires…but hammers?
February 5th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
My guess is that his thought process was something along the lines of “AH FIRE KILL IT KILL IT”. At least he knows not to try and put it out with water.
February 6th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Where’s his other arm…?
February 9th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
well at least now i know what NOT to do if there’s ever a grease fire…
lol, i love Biff XD
April 9th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
I think I know where his other arm is.
I Think the grease fire has the heat and magical properties of salamander fire (reference to Xanth for anyone whose read it) and it must have melted his arm away! O.O Poor biff.
April 12th, 2007 at 6:26 am
Obviously he should have tried pummeling it with just one hammer.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:06 am
Kiche: OBVIOUSLY the hammers were closer to the stove than the sink.
LMAO I love this stuff.
May 21st, 2007 at 8:40 pm
a friend of mine and I have this saying that anything can be fixed by either a hammer, or fire. So, the ultimate tool is a flamming hammer. Just look as Super Mario Bros. The worst thing you can run into is fireballs or Hammer Bros. The only way they could have made those enemies harder is if they’d given them flaming hammers. I showed my friend this page, and he said Biff was being silly, and that the hammers only made the fire stronger. I agree
May 31st, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Biff: “Oh no! Now my head’s on fire!” starts smacking face and head with hammer.
June 4th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
i’m kinda suprised that his eyebrows didn’t catch fire…hmmmmmmm…but its a great comic
June 6th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
brain flame
June 13th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Use a smothering technique like everyone else!
All I can think of is washing the car with hammers.
July 8th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Weebl and bob reference XD
“What are you doin’!?”
“Washin’ teh car!”
“With a hammer!?”
November 28th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
BIFF IS THE GOD OF THUNDER!
MIGHTY THOR!
not…not god of fire….
April 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
second best Biff ever.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
In Soviet Russia fire pummels you with hammers
July 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Biff has no brain
July 9th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
November 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Is it me or was biff`s mouth…huge?
May 30th, 2009 at 6:55 am
everyone knows to use 3 hammers
May 7th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
This would make a cool act! Biff could go on tour with gallagher—they would make a killing! Umm, so to speak!
Music in the background: Gongs, using special hammers; Mike Odfield on tubular bells; hammered dulcimer; tympani; cymbals; other hammer-operated instruments. Appropriately enough, the band would be called “The Hammers”! Or, “Hammersmith”; you get the idea!
July 26th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Wow! Looking at how Biff was drawn back then, it looks totally different! Old Biff does look cooler.