#2 - Fire
January 4th, 2006

#2 - Fire


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  1. Andrew

    Who told him that it would be a good idea to beat out a grease fire with a pair of hammers?

  2. Psychosis

    I know you smother grease fires…but hammers?

  3. Kiche

    My guess is that his thought process was something along the lines of “AH FIRE KILL IT KILL IT”. At least he knows not to try and put it out with water.

  4. Koer

    Where’s his other arm…?

  5. Avarice

    well at least now i know what NOT to do if there’s ever a grease fire…

    lol, i love Biff XD

  6. Malachite Dragon

    I think I know where his other arm is.
    I Think the grease fire has the heat and magical properties of salamander fire (reference to Xanth for anyone whose read it) and it must have melted his arm away! O.O Poor biff.

  7. Ing

    Obviously he should have tried pummeling it with just one hammer.

  8. Stephennie

    Kiche: OBVIOUSLY the hammers were closer to the stove than the sink.

    LMAO I love this stuff.

  9. Game Boy. Advanced?

    a friend of mine and I have this saying that anything can be fixed by either a hammer, or fire. So, the ultimate tool is a flamming hammer. Just look as Super Mario Bros. The worst thing you can run into is fireballs or Hammer Bros. The only way they could have made those enemies harder is if they’d given them flaming hammers. I showed my friend this page, and he said Biff was being silly, and that the hammers only made the fire stronger. I agree

  10. Darkpheonix XIII

    Biff: “Oh no! Now my head’s on fire!” starts smacking face and head with hammer.

  11. Mr dude

    i’m kinda suprised that his eyebrows didn’t catch fire…hmmmmmmm…but its a great comic

  12. Jaz

    brain flame

  13. Radical Edward

    Use a smothering technique like everyone else!

    All I can think of is washing the car with hammers.

  14. Malachite Dragon

    Weebl and bob reference XD

    “What are you doin’!?”
    “Washin’ teh car!”
    “With a hammer!?”

  15. Colin

    BIFF IS THE GOD OF THUNDER!
    MIGHTY THOR!

    not…not god of fire….

  16. ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿

    second best Biff ever.

  17. ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿

    In Soviet Russia fire pummels you with hammers

  18. Halo ChIef

    Biff has no brain

  19. BlueDragon

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!

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