January 11th, 2006
#5 – Jeans
I’m not allowed to purchase jeans by myself anymore. My wife is tired of my gap carpenter jeans. Now she tries to take me to old navy but she gets frustrated because I refuse to buy anything there if it isn’t on sale.
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January 25th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
He looks kind of odd in this one.
February 9th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
wow.. O_o
i’m a girl but i even feel sorry for that guy….. no kids for him! =D
February 16th, 2007 at 2:19 am
I doubt Biff should have kids in the first place… they may end up in a fan or something.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
I agree, they’d all end in…quite dire straits. x.x;
April 12th, 2007 at 9:12 am
But maybe they’d inherit some of his immortality.
April 20th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
nigh immortality
April 29th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Nigh-Invulnerability.
Maybe their cousins of the tick? That’d explain the skin color.
April 30th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Am I the only one who imagines Jack Handy’s voice as the narrator, here?
May 15th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Hah, he looks like a little kid with a bunch of pairs of socks on.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Yeah, he does, doesn’t he?
June 4th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
ouch you can see why he’s in pain…the colour scheme is awful…o and the tightness on the crotch…i wonder which hurts more?O.o
June 6th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
owwww
i cant look
June 21st, 2007 at 5:42 am
there go little biffs
July 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Do we REALLY want little biffs? They would be the cause of WWIII o.o
July 13th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
and wwIV and ww V and wwVI excetera excetera
August 21st, 2007 at 8:03 am
hmmm. the biff wars. people argue about society putting em down for enjoying talking into fans and yadayada, and form the resistance movement to fight the government that created this society. the government proceeds to unleash their never ending supply of men on them, and the humanitarian groups world wide condemn the government for doing so, and the matter is brought up to the UN, and they declare it to be hammertime on governments worldwide, and the governments start to break (it) down. and the little people cannot touch this (piece of news) cos theyre too busy fighting the men. wheeeee
September 25th, 2007 at 2:17 am
I doubt that biff’s damaged in anyway, he’s been through everything…
November 10th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Biff…war…need i say more?
November 29th, 2007 at 10:16 am
how small were the pants in the first place….
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:12 pm
the old biff comics have the best style of drawing
makes it look really old
I love it
make more biff comics in the older style like this
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:40 pm
…
Ah, he probly can’t feel anything anyway….
February 7th, 2008 at 9:40 am
That’s why I don’t buy shrink to fit pants.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
oooooooh biffy! muffin! pain and suffering every day of his life. must suck.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Bye- Bye little Biffs
November 27th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Ssss….ow….
May 13th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
scary…when I read your comment on GAP carpenter jeans, I was wearing a pair at the time….they’re so comfy
August 20th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Shouldn’t he be on the floor clutching his groin? Oh well, I guess that means no Biff Jr.