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lol, yes people make funny jokes about escalators becoming stairs. But give props where props are due people. Those jokes compliments of Mitch Hedberg.
All of us have minds, if not we wouldnt be even able to do stupid stuff, cos we couldnt do ANYTHING at all. XD. so biffy has a mind. a stupid one, but nonetheless, a mind
January 4th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
They really should.
January 10th, 2007 at 1:28 am
Escalators can never break; they can only become stairs.
January 18th, 2007 at 1:40 am
Yeah, so when escalator breaks it must have a sign not “escalator temporarily out of order” but “escalator temporarily stairs”
January 30th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Sorry for the convenience.
February 9th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
LMAO!!! that’s soo something i would have done as a small child.
which might be kinda sad if you think about it…. >>;
March 19th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
lol, yes people make funny jokes about escalators becoming stairs. But give props where props are due people. Those jokes compliments of Mitch Hedberg.
March 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am
We don’t even have signs. We have uncomfortable stairs with high steps if one breaks
March 30th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
R.I.P. Mitch, we all loved you, even the people who didn’t. Theyre just too stupid to realize it. Oh right, and Biff kicks ass too.
May 9th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I love mitch hedbergs comedy D: and i miss him being alive to make me laugh…
though i get the same kind of vibe from osaka, from azumanga daioh..
and it is hilarious to see those pictures of her using his quotes XD
she fits them perfectly
June 4th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Biff does indeed kick ass, even more than chuck norris…how long do you think he was standing there?
June 6th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
is he trying to push the “go” button?
July 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
No, he just forgot to use his mind-powers.
BOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOO!
July 13th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
biff has a mind?!?!? O.o
August 21st, 2007 at 8:05 am
All of us have minds, if not we wouldnt be even able to do stupid stuff, cos we couldnt do ANYTHING at all. XD. so biffy has a mind. a stupid one, but nonetheless, a mind
November 10th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
aw poor biff…poor invulnerable, stupid biff….he must have been this way as a child, u kno to many blows to the head.
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Dang.
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Mitch Hedburg homages = Funny
Chuck Norris Jokes = Lame and Overdone
March 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I prefer elevators.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Escalators have spoiled me…
June 14th, 2008 at 8:29 am
OMG! BIFFS MISSING AN EYEBROW!!! Maybe he lost one in the fan but…still… this is dangerous!
October 15th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
1st 3: so very true.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:38 am
stopped escalators are NOT STAIRS!!
they are dangerously steep and should NOT BE CLIMBED
November 27th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I wish my old apartment as an escaltor.
Too many times have I fallen down stairs.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Wow he’s been standing there long enough for a spider web to form
August 24th, 2009 at 5:16 am
This reminds me of the flash animation “Salad fingers”…
December 29th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
No Biff, the power of your mind will not make the escalator go.
January 31st, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Escalators scare the crap outta me.. I always feel like I’m going to fall off.
March 30th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Reading the comments on this one have made me crave Kiwi fruit.