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Ate staufers stovetop stuffing on a stale crunchy bun one time, my roommate and I had hit it big when we found the stuffing. A week and a half of white flour buns just doesnt give you the nutrition you would like
I got hungry one day at work. I worked at a grocery store. I was also very poor. I decided to buy a jar of beef and carrot baby food, took it to the break room and cooked it in the microwave for about 20 seconds or so. It tasted pretty good, though the texture was rather…….well, slimy. Oh, and I was in high school and still living with my parents at the time…….Kinda glad I didn’t make it to college, cuz I would have starved
I’ve eaten all sorts of wierd combinations. Carrots and ketchup, cheeze whiz and graham crackers, soy sauce and vanilla ice-cream, and lately, apples and ketchup (mmm, zesty sweet!)
at pizza hut with a load of my friends i had:
-ice cream factory ice cream
-insane amounts of chocolate sauce and sweets and stuff
-paprika
-parmesan cheese
-salt
-pepper
-red crayon
all in one. it didnt look very appetising, but surprisingly, it didn’t taste too bad. I wouldn’t do it again though. except maybe for money.
I remember the last time one of my friend’s children had a cupcake-making party. I snuck in and put toppings from the buffet on one of them. In the end it had chili, ketchup, two different flavors of ice cream, cheese, french fry salt, strawberry sauce, a layer of icing and sprinkles. I left it in the middle of one of the tables and someone tried to eat it.
Long story short, doing stupid things leads to regurgitation.
How is baby food disgusting? It’s just normal people food put through a blender…
One of my favourite things to do in primary school was to get a meat pie from the canteen, take the lid off, stir some sauce into the meat, then add raw two minute noodles, and fold it into a taco sort of a shape. I ate that once a fortnight for lunch for two years. Of course I shared it with my best friend though, I wasn’t greedy!
Once upon a time, I was really hungry, and it was late. My usual response to this is to make a turky-and-colby-jack-sandwich with mustard. Well, I had already put the mustard and the cheese on the bread before I realized that we didn’t have any lunch meat of any kind.
We did, however, have a box of Triscuits and some hamburger-cut pickles.
I ate the whole thing. 30 min later, I had intestinal problems lasting about 2 hours.
This is basically the next step up from D_Byrne’s bread sandwich, except with the extra bread in the middle replaced with Triscuits, and with pickles and cheese. Oh, and no mayo. (Okay, I guess its not quite the same thing…)
May 3rd, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Ive actually done that! Haha
May 3rd, 2006 at 2:56 pm
As have I… that’s where I got the idea from
November 14th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Me too. That’s what it’s like to be broke.
January 4th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Wow, with olives? Very fancy!
January 14th, 2007 at 1:42 am
MMMMM Olives, that living the dream. The White Trash Dream.
January 30th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Ate staufers stovetop stuffing on a stale crunchy bun one time, my roommate and I had hit it big when we found the stuffing. A week and a half of white flour buns just doesnt give you the nutrition you would like
March 20th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Eww~ Even I wouldn’t eat that, even after being forced to eat some very strange things in my short life. (stupid laptop, not typing D;)
April 10th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
I don’t like relish, mustard or ketchup! Whee. Anti-condiment all the way.
April 14th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I can sorta sympathize with Biff. I once had a tortilla with croutons, deli ham, and salsa in it for breakfast…
April 18th, 2007 at 5:34 am
Ing> I eat things like that every other day. AND I LIKE IT.
…
Still, it rawks when I get a nice dinner or a nice lunch.
…
Or breakfast.
…
Or lunch.
April 20th, 2007 at 10:38 am
I would do that. But with out the olives and with 3 year old mayonnaise (I’m teling the truth)
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Only thing I can thinl of that’s worse that that is raw instant ramen and baby food….Man, college sucked.
May 8th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I like raw instant ramen… its soo crunchy^^
May 10th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
omg, baby food!? thats descusting, but strangly funny…..
May 21st, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I got hungry one day at work. I worked at a grocery store. I was also very poor. I decided to buy a jar of beef and carrot baby food, took it to the break room and cooked it in the microwave for about 20 seconds or so. It tasted pretty good, though the texture was rather…….well, slimy. Oh, and I was in high school and still living with my parents at the time…….Kinda glad I didn’t make it to college, cuz I would have starved
May 31st, 2007 at 8:47 pm
I’ve eaten all sorts of wierd combinations. Carrots and ketchup, cheeze whiz and graham crackers, soy sauce and vanilla ice-cream, and lately, apples and ketchup (mmm, zesty sweet!)
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:09 am
Chris? I’ve been reading the comics over and over, and I started wondering, How many have you based off of real life experiences?
June 10th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
i would love to eat that for lunch
XD
June 11th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
the sad thing is, that actually sounds like something i’ve eaten before…
June 27th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Heh…reminds me of the week I ate bread sandwiches. 1 slice of white bread between 2 slices of white bread, with a little mayo for zing!
July 8th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
*HORF*
July 16th, 2007 at 9:11 am
at pizza hut with a load of my friends i had:
-ice cream factory ice cream
-insane amounts of chocolate sauce and sweets and stuff
-paprika
-parmesan cheese
-salt
-pepper
-red crayon
all in one. it didnt look very appetising, but surprisingly, it didn’t taste too bad. I wouldn’t do it again though. except maybe for money.
July 26th, 2007 at 2:06 am
Welcome to college life!!!
August 24th, 2007 at 1:02 am
… I ate something very close to that. It made me throw up. after only one bite. I think it was white bread, ketchup, mustard, and parmesan.
August 25th, 2007 at 9:38 am
I remember the last time one of my friend’s children had a cupcake-making party. I snuck in and put toppings from the buffet on one of them. In the end it had chili, ketchup, two different flavors of ice cream, cheese, french fry salt, strawberry sauce, a layer of icing and sprinkles. I left it in the middle of one of the tables and someone tried to eat it.
Long story short, doing stupid things leads to regurgitation.
September 1st, 2007 at 6:29 am
How is baby food disgusting? It’s just normal people food put through a blender…
One of my favourite things to do in primary school was to get a meat pie from the canteen, take the lid off, stir some sauce into the meat, then add raw two minute noodles, and fold it into a taco sort of a shape. I ate that once a fortnight for lunch for two years. Of course I shared it with my best friend though, I wasn’t greedy!
September 14th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Ok, that thing just looks DAMN nasty.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:30 am
I’m defenitly remembering Vickster’s recipe for next party.
November 10th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I would totally eat it if it were jus cracker an ketchup….or just ketchup for that matter….emmmm, ketchup!
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
mmm…ketchup mashed potatoes w/ peas…..
…..bittersweet chocolate chip chicken….
January 12th, 2008 at 2:49 am
I made taco ramen once. meat with taco seasoning on it, in ramen because the tortillas were moldy…. not too bad with some parmegian cheese on it.
February 16th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Once upon a time, I was really hungry, and it was late. My usual response to this is to make a turky-and-colby-jack-sandwich with mustard. Well, I had already put the mustard and the cheese on the bread before I realized that we didn’t have any lunch meat of any kind.
We did, however, have a box of Triscuits and some hamburger-cut pickles.
I ate the whole thing. 30 min later, I had intestinal problems lasting about 2 hours.
This is basically the next step up from D_Byrne’s bread sandwich, except with the extra bread in the middle replaced with Triscuits, and with pickles and cheese. Oh, and no mayo. (Okay, I guess its not quite the same thing…)
March 19th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
This reminds me of my favorite sandwich. Peanut Butter, Mayo, and a slice of processed cheese! Mmmmm… Try it sometime. It’s good.