#13 – Freezer
January 30th, 2006

#13 – Freezer

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  1. keng

    Hahahaha this is fun

  2. Three of Nineteen

    Good luck getting that right arm back.

  3. Secularist

    Some grease and a couple o’ hammers should do the job.

  4. Ice

    *Secularist*, firstly, how is he supposed to get a hammer stuck there? And secondly, by the time he does, his arm is going to have died.

    Poor Biff will have to cut it off with a frozen pickle, like the guy who cut his arm off when he got it stuck under a rock.

  5. Zizi the Pirate

    ouch x.o good thing I don’t have much in my freezer xD

  6. Mirefrost00

    Biff + grease + hammers = pain. X-ref: comic #2.

  7. D

    Speaking of which.

    He just needs to get one of those hammers and start whacking…

    IT WOULD WORK.

  8. Darkpheonix XIII

    the only thing i need from my freezer is icecream, and that’s right out front. Behind it is a wall of frozen veggies.

  9. Game Boy. Advanced?

    SEE?!? This is one freezer that could definetly be fixed with a flaming hammer!

  10. DemonRex

    Bah. All he needs is a good blowtorch, and he’s set.
    …As long as he doesn’t set himself on fire…

  11. Darkpheonix XIII

    Oh come on, DemonRex! You know he will! Now I want to get him a blowtorch.

  12. Chelsea

    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this was stupidly funny

  13. Vetoed

    my grandpa fell asleep in the freezer once…
    but don’t worry, he only did it once…

  14. Neteeee

    since he always has a pair of emergency hammers by his stove this shouldn’t be a problem.

    “iron.. beat.. pain! FEEL THE PAIN!!!”

  15. Neteeee

    how the hell do you fall asleep in a freezer?! :O

  16. Neteeee

    now, see, i’m not saying you couldn’t fit, just.. did he wake up one day and felt hot or summit? did he need somewhere dark and isolated? did he fall in and decided to sleep until rescued? HOW??

  17. Malachite Dragon

    Nah, he’ll just pull a Baoh and cut his arm off, then pull it out and stick it back on. ^-^

  18. Vetoed

    Grandpa could fall asleep in anything. We all have some special talent…

  19. Mremaknu

    Iunno about falling asleep, but once our cat went missing for twenty minutes, and we found him in the fridge. He was still alive, very upset, and stayed the hell out of the kitchen for the rest of his life.

  20. Malachite Dragon

    Mremaknu-

    My cat once did that. For some reason or other, he decided to climb into the veggie rack in my family’s fridge just as we shut the door. He stayed there about an hour before I got thirsty and opened the door and he looked up at me like “JESUS CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK ITS COLD IN HERE!” Needless to say, I dropped my glass…

  21. Darkpheonix XIII

    HAHHAHAHA!!!! I’m going to need a new mouse (good thing I started getting extras), cause I just covered my current one with snotty milk. Reason: I could totally see my cat getting stuck in the fridge.

  22. Lookfar

    We’re talking serious frostbite if he doesn’t drag it to the front door, ride it down the stairs, and flag down a policeman immediately. (W/ free hand of course)

  23. AVEENA

    well he could simply uplug the fridge and even if he cant reach that there are still temp. controll knobs in the back of the fridge!

  24. Elkian

    …but how would he GET the grease &hammer in the FIRST PLACE?!

  25. Asua

    That’s one intresting freezer…is it just me…or is it inside the fridge? Normally it is on the bottom or the top of the fridge..unless it is one of those little fridges with the little freezer door at the very top..

  26. Someone from a location

    Huh, a freezer inside a fridge.

  27. Lumanaru

    Hah! Epic Fail.

  28. BlueDragon

    how did his hand get in there in the first place?

  29. Retro

    Wow i usually never laugh like this, that was funny just standing there waiting for an idead of what to eat

  30. Halo Chief

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  31. Halo Chief

    Thats supposed to be a really long blowtorch XP

  32. dtanza

    I think I have the same freezer as Biff.

  33. Psidra

    wait,how is biff supposed to get the hammer when his hand is stuck?i mean he will tear off his hand if he tries to go there….unless theres a hammer VERY near him…then,he is stuck.

  34. Gwid

    See, I”m posting form my school. It just might need to block this posting hting. *sigh*

  35. Kaz

    Vetoed, you said he did it once… Is that because he never woke up?

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