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Wheres the paper that cut him? Did it run away after the deed was done? Hiding the butcher knife/axe/machete/sword/chainsaw in the dumpster behind a Denny’s? What a perfect crime indeed, no one would ever arrest a sheet of paper, why… they’d seem mad. But we know the truth.
And Biff learns to not to purchase life-sized, incredibly and oddly sharp tables. (There isn’t blood on the table for the same reason there isn’t blood coming from his body halves.)
yes paper is a terible foe. but their is one greater… TOOTHPICKS! my friend and i made paper-clip bows and tooth-pick arrows. i wore a hockey mask, jacket with the hood on, and sujnglasses to protect myself and got shot in the neck. AND THE LITTLE BASTARD ACTUALLY STUCK IN MY NECK!!! I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IT WENT THROUGH MY JACKET! I should put that on officeguns.com. everybody go to officeguns.com to learn how to make awesome office weaponary.
Once, while eating whole crabs(COVERED in Old Bay),I got a papercut from the sheet of brown paper used a tablecloth. Needless to say, dinner was painful.
my bro jumped on his bed when he was younger, he didnt kno that my other bro had played with army men an toothpicks just a few minutes before. needless to say it ended badly with a toothpick stuck halfway into his leg.
I always wanted to invent a paper launching gun! Paper is shot at high speed towards enemy/foe and cuts right through them. Just like wheat.corn stalks getting stuck into trees in hurricanes, awsome….pls someone invent for me i will give a shiney…well shiney whatever currency you want =)
I bled from and ice cube once.yeah i BLED from and ice cube sharpened by my Pepsi. but i don’t think that counts as a paper cut. but of course its not paper.how did biff get cut like that
May 3rd, 2006 at 2:48 pm
hahaha
December 17th, 2006 at 1:04 am
I know the feeling…
January 4th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
I only got 5 finger bij a Knife
January 4th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Hmm.. I’ve had small paper cuts and they sting like a bitch.. I can only imagine what that one would be like..
January 7th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Walk it off
January 12th, 2007 at 12:25 am
O.o Tis but a flesh wound…
January 13th, 2007 at 8:13 am
hehe..monty python quote
January 18th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.
January 21st, 2007 at 5:50 am
Um… i’d like to see the paper that gone and cause that.
January 21st, 2007 at 7:19 am
I hate Paper cuts >.
January 30th, 2007 at 9:30 am
this is where paper cuts scissors
January 30th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
“…& here we see the innermost secret fear lurking within every beginning practicioner of the ancient art of Origami…” —
February 16th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Lol.
I love snakes and spiders, but I have a grand phobia for papercuts. =P
March 18th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0
Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*
March 20th, 2007 at 11:17 am
oh, god >.
March 30th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Wheres the paper that cut him? Did it run away after the deed was done? Hiding the butcher knife/axe/machete/sword/chainsaw in the dumpster behind a Denny’s? What a perfect crime indeed, no one would ever arrest a sheet of paper, why… they’d seem mad. But we know the truth.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
And Biff learns to not to purchase life-sized, incredibly and oddly sharp tables. (There isn’t blood on the table for the same reason there isn’t blood coming from his body halves.)
April 11th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
And what reason is that exactly?
April 15th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Because Biff has no blood. He’s just an ink drawing. Silly Jewish Hammer.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:55 am
“Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.”
He’s dead. You would die after getting cut in two as well. It’s completely normal to be dead after being halved.
“I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0
Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*”
He is dead.
lol owned
April 28th, 2007 at 7:27 am
so much for him being immortal…
April 29th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
No, no, he’s not dead. His trousers are still standing, so unless he has the trousers from Wallace and Gromit, he’s alive. In two halves, but alive.
“A robot…Biff is a goddamned robot!”
)
(Gotta love Alien movie
May 9th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
one day i shall harness the power of the papercut, for use against my foes…
>_> firs ti kinda need some foes though
May 13th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I am completely with Ice on this one… Snakes, spiders, insects… I love them all, but I have a terrible fear of papercuts.
May 20th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
my mortal foe… the PAPER CUT!!!
“tis but a flesh wound! i’ve had worse!” X3
May 21st, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Biff is…..O.o…..hollow?
May 26th, 2007 at 12:49 am
‘Tis but a flesh wound! Stand and fight!
May 26th, 2007 at 12:50 am
But your whole lower halfs off!
…No it isnt.
Yes it is! Its right there!
…
…
…’Tis just a flesh wound!
May 29th, 2007 at 10:24 am
But why is the cut in his middle? Shouldn’t he be missing an arm or something instead?
May 29th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
yes paper is a terible foe. but their is one greater… TOOTHPICKS! my friend and i made paper-clip bows and tooth-pick arrows. i wore a hockey mask, jacket with the hood on, and sujnglasses to protect myself and got shot in the neck. AND THE LITTLE BASTARD ACTUALLY STUCK IN MY NECK!!! I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IT WENT THROUGH MY JACKET! I should put that on officeguns.com. everybody go to officeguns.com to learn how to make awesome office weaponary.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
the vile paper assassins have struck again…their cardboard allies watch you…=.=
June 11th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
“Come back here! I’ll bite your legs off!”
I didn’t know paper had teeth…
June 29th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I despise paper cuts! I always get them right next to my cuticles! Oh god, there’s nothing mroe painful…>.
July 13th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I’m still not sure if I like this comic or not…It reminds me of a dream state humor kinda thing….
August 7th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Once, while eating whole crabs(COVERED in Old Bay),I got a papercut from the sheet of brown paper used a tablecloth. Needless to say, dinner was painful.
August 21st, 2007 at 12:50 am
Try working in a photo lab for a day, then talk to me about paper cuts!
November 10th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
my bro jumped on his bed when he was younger, he didnt kno that my other bro had played with army men an toothpicks just a few minutes before. needless to say it ended badly with a toothpick stuck halfway into his leg.
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
He’s been Biffurcated!
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
The inky blood of biff…
January 28th, 2008 at 2:20 am
I always wanted to invent a paper launching gun! Paper is shot at high speed towards enemy/foe and cuts right through them. Just like wheat.corn stalks getting stuck into trees in hurricanes, awsome….pls someone invent for me i will give a shiney…well shiney whatever currency you want =)
May 12th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
When I was a young girl (around 12 years old), I would read and I would get an insane amount of papercuts from the books I read.
I rarely read because a lot of books aren’t interesting and the pleasure in papercuts is zilch.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I bled from and ice cube once.yeah i BLED from and ice cube sharpened by my Pepsi. but i don’t think that counts as a paper cut. but of course its not paper.how did biff get cut like that
August 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Big vicious flippin’ paper…
October 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
O.O *twitch*
November 27th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I dislike papercuts very much.
July 8th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Turns out Biff is just a giant costume.