Wheres the paper that cut him? Did it run away after the deed was done? Hiding the butcher knife/axe/machete/sword/chainsaw in the dumpster behind a Denny’s? What a perfect crime indeed, no one would ever arrest a sheet of paper, why… they’d seem mad. But we know the truth.
And Biff learns to not to purchase life-sized, incredibly and oddly sharp tables. (There isn’t blood on the table for the same reason there isn’t blood coming from his body halves.)
yes paper is a terible foe. but their is one greater… TOOTHPICKS! my friend and i made paper-clip bows and tooth-pick arrows. i wore a hockey mask, jacket with the hood on, and sujnglasses to protect myself and got shot in the neck. AND THE LITTLE BASTARD ACTUALLY STUCK IN MY NECK!!! I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IT WENT THROUGH MY JACKET! I should put that on officeguns.com. everybody go to officeguns.com to learn how to make awesome office weaponary.
Once, while eating whole crabs(COVERED in Old Bay),I got a papercut from the sheet of brown paper used a tablecloth. Needless to say, dinner was painful.
my bro jumped on his bed when he was younger, he didnt kno that my other bro had played with army men an toothpicks just a few minutes before. needless to say it ended badly with a toothpick stuck halfway into his leg.
I always wanted to invent a paper launching gun! Paper is shot at high speed towards enemy/foe and cuts right through them. Just like wheat.corn stalks getting stuck into trees in hurricanes, awsome….pls someone invent for me i will give a shiney…well shiney whatever currency you want =)
I bled from and ice cube once.yeah i BLED from and ice cube sharpened by my Pepsi. but i don’t think that counts as a paper cut. but of course its not paper.how did biff get cut like that
hahaha
I know the feeling…
I only got 5 finger bij a Knife
Hmm.. I’ve had small paper cuts and they sting like a bitch.. I can only imagine what that one would be like..
Walk it off
O.o Tis but a flesh wound…
hehe..monty python quote
Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.
Um… i’d like to see the paper that gone and cause that.
I hate Paper cuts >.
this is where paper cuts scissors
“…& here we see the innermost secret fear lurking within every beginning practicioner of the ancient art of Origami…” —
Lol.
I love snakes and spiders, but I have a grand phobia for papercuts. =P
I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0
Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*
oh, god >.
Wheres the paper that cut him? Did it run away after the deed was done? Hiding the butcher knife/axe/machete/sword/chainsaw in the dumpster behind a Denny’s? What a perfect crime indeed, no one would ever arrest a sheet of paper, why… they’d seem mad. But we know the truth.
And Biff learns to not to purchase life-sized, incredibly and oddly sharp tables. (There isn’t blood on the table for the same reason there isn’t blood coming from his body halves.)
And what reason is that exactly?
Because Biff has no blood. He’s just an ink drawing. Silly Jewish Hammer.
“Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.”
He’s dead. You would die after getting cut in two as well. It’s completely normal to be dead after being halved.
“I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0
Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*”
He is dead.
lol owned
so much for him being immortal…
No, no, he’s not dead. His trousers are still standing, so unless he has the trousers from Wallace and Gromit, he’s alive. In two halves, but alive.
“A robot…Biff is a goddamned robot!”
)
(Gotta love Alien movie
one day i shall harness the power of the papercut, for use against my foes…
>_> firs ti kinda need some foes though
I am completely with Ice on this one… Snakes, spiders, insects… I love them all, but I have a terrible fear of papercuts.
my mortal foe… the PAPER CUT!!!
“tis but a flesh wound! i’ve had worse!” X3
Biff is…..O.o…..hollow?
‘Tis but a flesh wound! Stand and fight!
But your whole lower halfs off!
…No it isnt.
Yes it is! Its right there!
…
…
…’Tis just a flesh wound!
But why is the cut in his middle? Shouldn’t he be missing an arm or something instead?
yes paper is a terible foe. but their is one greater… TOOTHPICKS! my friend and i made paper-clip bows and tooth-pick arrows. i wore a hockey mask, jacket with the hood on, and sujnglasses to protect myself and got shot in the neck. AND THE LITTLE BASTARD ACTUALLY STUCK IN MY NECK!!! I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IT WENT THROUGH MY JACKET! I should put that on officeguns.com. everybody go to officeguns.com to learn how to make awesome office weaponary.
the vile paper assassins have struck again…their cardboard allies watch you…=.=
“Come back here! I’ll bite your legs off!”
I didn’t know paper had teeth…
I despise paper cuts! I always get them right next to my cuticles! Oh god, there’s nothing mroe painful…>.
I’m still not sure if I like this comic or not…It reminds me of a dream state humor kinda thing….
Once, while eating whole crabs(COVERED in Old Bay),I got a papercut from the sheet of brown paper used a tablecloth. Needless to say, dinner was painful.
Try working in a photo lab for a day, then talk to me about paper cuts!
my bro jumped on his bed when he was younger, he didnt kno that my other bro had played with army men an toothpicks just a few minutes before. needless to say it ended badly with a toothpick stuck halfway into his leg.
He’s been Biffurcated!
The inky blood of biff…
I always wanted to invent a paper launching gun! Paper is shot at high speed towards enemy/foe and cuts right through them. Just like wheat.corn stalks getting stuck into trees in hurricanes, awsome….pls someone invent for me i will give a shiney…well shiney whatever currency you want =)
When I was a young girl (around 12 years old), I would read and I would get an insane amount of papercuts from the books I read.
I rarely read because a lot of books aren’t interesting and the pleasure in papercuts is zilch.
I bled from and ice cube once.yeah i BLED from and ice cube sharpened by my Pepsi. but i don’t think that counts as a paper cut. but of course its not paper.how did biff get cut like that
Big vicious flippin’ paper…
O.O *twitch*
I dislike papercuts very much.
Turns out Biff is just a giant costume.
Obviously that table wasn’t there before. Biff’s pen and ink blood created it. Also, memimo, my currency is $3,000 bills, American.