#19 – Cut
February 13th, 2006

#19 – Cut

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^ 46 Comments...

  1. Mikael

    hahaha

  2. Alchav

    I know the feeling…

  3. keng

    I only got 5 finger bij a Knife

  4. TKort

    Hmm.. I’ve had small paper cuts and they sting like a bitch.. I can only imagine what that one would be like..

  5. Mike391

    Walk it off

  6. Chryssta

    O.o Tis but a flesh wound…

  7. The Bird

    hehe..monty python quote

  8. riyuka

    Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.

  9. Warcrime

    Um… i’d like to see the paper that gone and cause that.

  10. Fenix

    I hate Paper cuts >.

  11. Kaos Machina

    this is where paper cuts scissors :)

  12. DMC_Run

    “…& here we see the innermost secret fear lurking within every beginning practicioner of the ancient art of Origami…” — :)

  13. Ice

    Lol.

    I love snakes and spiders, but I have a grand phobia for papercuts. =P

  14. Malachite Dragon

    I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0

    Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*

  15. Zizi the Pirate

    oh, god >.

  16. Jesus Jones

    Wheres the paper that cut him? Did it run away after the deed was done? Hiding the butcher knife/axe/machete/sword/chainsaw in the dumpster behind a Denny’s? What a perfect crime indeed, no one would ever arrest a sheet of paper, why… they’d seem mad. But we know the truth.

  17. Female Fox Furry

    And Biff learns to not to purchase life-sized, incredibly and oddly sharp tables. (There isn’t blood on the table for the same reason there isn’t blood coming from his body halves.)

  18. The Hebrew Hammer

    And what reason is that exactly?

  19. Adam

    Because Biff has no blood. He’s just an ink drawing. Silly Jewish Hammer.

  20. D

    “Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.”

    He’s dead. You would die after getting cut in two as well. It’s completely normal to be dead after being halved.

    “I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0

    Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*”

    He is dead.

    lol owned

  21. Darkpheonix XIII

    so much for him being immortal…

  22. Malachite Dragon

    No, no, he’s not dead. His trousers are still standing, so unless he has the trousers from Wallace and Gromit, he’s alive. In two halves, but alive.

    “A robot…Biff is a goddamned robot!”
    (Gotta love Alien movie :D )

  23. mrbattery

    one day i shall harness the power of the papercut, for use against my foes…

    >_> firs ti kinda need some foes though

  24. Fwizzie

    I am completely with Ice on this one… Snakes, spiders, insects… I love them all, but I have a terrible fear of papercuts.

  25. jonny

    my mortal foe… the PAPER CUT!!!

    “tis but a flesh wound! i’ve had worse!” X3

  26. Game Boy. Advanced?

    Biff is…..O.o…..hollow?

  27. Malachite Dragon

    ‘Tis but a flesh wound! Stand and fight!

  28. Malachite Dragon

    But your whole lower halfs off!
    …No it isnt.
    Yes it is! Its right there!


    …’Tis just a flesh wound!

  29. DemonRex

    But why is the cut in his middle? Shouldn’t he be missing an arm or something instead?

  30. TAKANERO TISUCHERO

    yes paper is a terible foe. but their is one greater… TOOTHPICKS! my friend and i made paper-clip bows and tooth-pick arrows. i wore a hockey mask, jacket with the hood on, and sujnglasses to protect myself and got shot in the neck. AND THE LITTLE BASTARD ACTUALLY STUCK IN MY NECK!!! I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IT WENT THROUGH MY JACKET! I should put that on officeguns.com. everybody go to officeguns.com to learn how to make awesome office weaponary.

  31. Mr dude

    the vile paper assassins have struck again…their cardboard allies watch you…=.=

  32. Vetoed

    “Come back here! I’ll bite your legs off!”
    I didn’t know paper had teeth…

  33. Sye216

    I despise paper cuts! I always get them right next to my cuticles! Oh god, there’s nothing mroe painful…>.

  34. Britton

    I’m still not sure if I like this comic or not…It reminds me of a dream state humor kinda thing….

  35. Nick

    Once, while eating whole crabs(COVERED in Old Bay),I got a papercut from the sheet of brown paper used a tablecloth. Needless to say, dinner was painful.

  36. XHawk

    Try working in a photo lab for a day, then talk to me about paper cuts!

  37. AVEENA

    my bro jumped on his bed when he was younger, he didnt kno that my other bro had played with army men an toothpicks just a few minutes before. needless to say it ended badly with a toothpick stuck halfway into his leg.

  38. Elkian

    He’s been Biffurcated!

  39. Elkian

    The inky blood of biff…

  40. memimo

    I always wanted to invent a paper launching gun! Paper is shot at high speed towards enemy/foe and cuts right through them. Just like wheat.corn stalks getting stuck into trees in hurricanes, awsome….pls someone invent for me i will give a shiney…well shiney whatever currency you want =)

  41. Radical Edward

    When I was a young girl (around 12 years old), I would read and I would get an insane amount of papercuts from the books I read.

    I rarely read because a lot of books aren’t interesting and the pleasure in papercuts is zilch.

  42. revorger

    I bled from and ice cube once.yeah i BLED from and ice cube sharpened by my Pepsi. but i don’t think that counts as a paper cut. but of course its not paper.how did biff get cut like that

  43. Jimmix of Eriador

    Big vicious flippin’ paper…

  44. Ichfrei

    O.O *twitch*

  45. dtanza

    I dislike papercuts very much.

  46. MrD

    Turns out Biff is just a giant costume.

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