#20 - Crushed
February 15th, 2006

#20 - Crushed


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  1. Otacon

    Hm I think he might realize somthing is wrong when there is a slight crunching noise then the whole cab getting smaller, but still very funny.

  2. Robert

    By some reason I didn’t even notice his face there at first…o.o

  3. Wyvern

    Hah, I didn’t see the face until I read that post

  4. Mew

    Oh noes!!! It’s Biff-tene!

  5. Malachite Dragon

    GTA3 reference is what this is, I think, lol. You have to have a car crushed and it has a body in the trunk. BAD BIFF! No working for the Cartel >

  6. Jesus Jones

    The car with the body in it is crushed for the mafia… Though i admit this is hardly the place to argue such semantics. On the topic of the comic, Biff looks a wee bit constipated, perhaps its a product of being so drastically reshaped….

  7. Malachite Dragon

    Oh, sorry. I’ve been playing Megaman X8 on my PS2 so much lately I’ve totally forgotten who it was for. But anyway, still, car + smasher + biff = uncomfortableness for the poor biffness. Give him a 1-Up Mushroom, he’ll be fine.

  8. Female Fox Furry

    Ey, I didn’t see the face either…!

  9. Female Fox Furry

    He needs more than a 1-Up Mushroom… Quick, someone get a pheonix down…!

  10. Adam

    You fool, a pheonix down will be no help at all, he’s still in the car. Someone needs to cast Life 2 on him so he’ll last long enough to get himself out of the car.

  11. Adam

    Then again, he’s immortal, if we just wait till next comic he’ll be fine.

  12. 66point6

    Actually, you could just summon Pheonix, melting the cat and reviving poor Biff….

    Waitaminuit. There’s a face there?!!? I didn’t notice either…0.o

  13. 66point6

    Cat=car. sorry. typo

  14. TAKANERO TISUCHERO

    you guys are dumb. just summon the holy Tisuchero clan giant owl he’ll save biff.

  15. Mr dude

    whats with all the game references? obviously he just needs a little first aid…

  16. Darkpheonix XIII

    He was crushed back together after the paper cut.

  17. DemonRex

    His name is now Cube Biff and he shall have wonderful adventures until the writer decides to get rid of him.

  18. Mr dude

    wonderful adventures? join us in wonderful adventures such as ‘cube biff finds that he can’t move’ ‘cube biff finds thsat he has 2 much iron in his diet (*joy*)’ ‘cube biff realises that the one thing crushing himself couldn’t get rid of, was his huge eyebrows’

  19. Bob

    Does this remind anyone else of what a UVW texture looks like when applied to a cube?

  20. Sam

    Biff has been assimilated by the Borg!

  21. Markus

    Thank God, I wasn’t the only one who thought there was a Borg joke coming before scrolling down to read caption. I need to get out more…

  22. Lookfar

    I think Super Dave Osborn said it best when he suggested, “I feel pain”

  23. AVEENA

    that might b a james bond reference, u kno in GOLD FINGER when the big asian guy has a dead body in the car an does that to get rid of it.

  24. beefpelican

    biff the companion cube

  25. ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿

    I thought of the all spark from transformers.

    To clarify I am NOT a Tranzformers fan, I just watched the movie.

  26. Torg

    I thought both Borg and Allspark. Does that make me twice as nerdy or nerd to the second power?
    I guess that question changed the options to triple or cubed, but the basic question is the same.

  27. Anton Channing

    They must have known I was staying at the Howard Johnsons…

  28. BowlOfSpaghetti

    You know,even with the fact he always has it like that,his face looks like he still hasn’t realized it yet.

  29. }o{ChelseyWa}o{

    Maybe he was sleeping. :D

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