I think one of the only sex jokes not mentioned involves his now immense usefulness to members of the opposite sex who greatly enjoy receiving oral pleasure. Maybe i should have said that differently for the sake of comedy? Nah, im sure its fine the way it is.
I wouldn’t want a BBQ screwer by my tongue. I mean, if it’ll screw a BBQ… just think what harm it could do your mouth.
(I guess that makes three perverts now…)
who needs a flamming throwing needle? Just whip the hammer! Ask those turtles, from that one game….with the plumbers….hmmmmm….I think that game has an underlying construction theme
At the risk of revealing just how geeky I am, this reminds me of D’argo, a character on Farscape (which is, BTW, a great sci-fi show). He can shoot his tongue out up to like 10 feet, and it has an adaptive venom to knock out whoever it hits. Would this mean that Biff could now knock himself out?
Dangit, I hate It when that happens!
Guess he shouldn’t look at the nudie pics and break his recoiler…
That reminds me of a very early 1990s Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson: Same situation for a frog, caption says “Blasted recoil unit!”.
i can swallow my tongue
its fun^^
>>>& now the poor guy has to TASTE HIS OWN HAND!
That’s just so wrong!
Better than what his tongue might alternatively be tasting…? >_>…
Now he can have fun with himself =D (Yes, I’m a pervert. Dont hurt me)
I think one of the only sex jokes not mentioned involves his now immense usefulness to members of the opposite sex who greatly enjoy receiving oral pleasure. Maybe i should have said that differently for the sake of comedy? Nah, im sure its fine the way it is.
Actually, Jesus Jones, I think we’re the only two perverts here…BIRDS OF A FEATHA!
I think he has a longer tongue than that dude from Kiss!
Jack: You mean Gene Simmons?
Yes, Gene Simmons. ^^
You know what could fix that recoiler? That’s right, Flamming Hammer
No, flamming hammer would break his jaw and set his tongue on fire…O_o seriously, boy, think.
…Was he trying to catch a fly or something?
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FLAMING HAMMER!!! only barbaeque scewers solve all problems because you can use them as throwing needles
I also saw that far side comic.
I’ve had days like that. Recently pulled my arms carrying a metal pole to install in my room to support the ceiling.
You can use flamming screwdrivers as throwing needles, too.
What is this? Does Biff have a miss Biff stowed somewhere?
I wouldn’t want a BBQ screwer by my tongue. I mean, if it’ll screw a BBQ… just think what harm it could do your mouth.
(I guess that makes three perverts now…)
who needs a flamming throwing needle? Just whip the hammer! Ask those turtles, from that one game….with the plumbers….hmmmmm….I think that game has an underlying construction theme
Construction with deadly turtles!
At the risk of revealing just how geeky I am, this reminds me of D’argo, a character on Farscape (which is, BTW, a great sci-fi show). He can shoot his tongue out up to like 10 feet, and it has an adaptive venom to knock out whoever it hits. Would this mean that Biff could now knock himself out?
A new recoil assembly can be got in the parts dept. if he can wait two weeks, and if there’s an intuitive attendant on duty. (long odds on that, tho)
He should talk 2 jar jar binx!
Just hit the button, Biff.
Here’s your problem, you’ve got a loose screw…
Wow… huh Biff could have some fun with that.
Smoker!
Someone get this thing off me!
SMOKER!!!!!
I’m also a pervert…