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I think one of the only sex jokes not mentioned involves his now immense usefulness to members of the opposite sex who greatly enjoy receiving oral pleasure. Maybe i should have said that differently for the sake of comedy? Nah, im sure its fine the way it is.
I wouldn’t want a BBQ screwer by my tongue. I mean, if it’ll screw a BBQ… just think what harm it could do your mouth.
(I guess that makes three perverts now…)
who needs a flamming throwing needle? Just whip the hammer! Ask those turtles, from that one game….with the plumbers….hmmmmm….I think that game has an underlying construction theme
At the risk of revealing just how geeky I am, this reminds me of D’argo, a character on Farscape (which is, BTW, a great sci-fi show). He can shoot his tongue out up to like 10 feet, and it has an adaptive venom to knock out whoever it hits. Would this mean that Biff could now knock himself out?
January 6th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Dangit, I hate It when that happens!
January 12th, 2007 at 12:37 am
Guess he shouldn’t look at the nudie pics and break his recoiler…
January 18th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
That reminds me of a very early 1990s Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson: Same situation for a frog, caption says “Blasted recoil unit!”.
January 26th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
i can swallow my tongue
its fun^^
January 30th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
>>>& now the poor guy has to TASTE HIS OWN HAND!
That’s just so wrong!
March 16th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Better than what his tongue might alternatively be tasting…? >_>…
March 18th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Now he can have fun with himself =D (Yes, I’m a pervert. Dont hurt me)
March 30th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I think one of the only sex jokes not mentioned involves his now immense usefulness to members of the opposite sex who greatly enjoy receiving oral pleasure. Maybe i should have said that differently for the sake of comedy? Nah, im sure its fine the way it is.
April 4th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Actually, Jesus Jones, I think we’re the only two perverts here…BIRDS OF A FEATHA!
April 10th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
I think he has a longer tongue than that dude from Kiss!
April 23rd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Jack: You mean Gene Simmons?
April 29th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Yes, Gene Simmons. ^^
May 24th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
You know what could fix that recoiler? That’s right, Flamming Hammer
May 26th, 2007 at 12:53 am
No, flamming hammer would break his jaw and set his tongue on fire…O_o seriously, boy, think.
May 29th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
…Was he trying to catch a fly or something?
May 29th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FLAMING HAMMER!!! only barbaeque scewers solve all problems because you can use them as throwing needles
June 2nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
I also saw that far side comic.
June 4th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
I’ve had days like that. Recently pulled my arms carrying a metal pole to install in my room to support the ceiling.
June 9th, 2007 at 12:48 am
You can use flamming screwdrivers as throwing needles, too.
July 14th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
What is this? Does Biff have a miss Biff stowed somewhere?
July 15th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
I wouldn’t want a BBQ screwer by my tongue. I mean, if it’ll screw a BBQ… just think what harm it could do your mouth.
(I guess that makes three perverts now…)
July 31st, 2007 at 1:20 pm
who needs a flamming throwing needle? Just whip the hammer! Ask those turtles, from that one game….with the plumbers….hmmmmm….I think that game has an underlying construction theme
September 17th, 2007 at 3:10 am
Construction with deadly turtles!
October 11th, 2007 at 9:10 am
At the risk of revealing just how geeky I am, this reminds me of D’argo, a character on Farscape (which is, BTW, a great sci-fi show). He can shoot his tongue out up to like 10 feet, and it has an adaptive venom to knock out whoever it hits. Would this mean that Biff could now knock himself out?
October 27th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
A new recoil assembly can be got in the parts dept. if he can wait two weeks, and if there’s an intuitive attendant on duty. (long odds on that, tho)
November 10th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
He should talk 2 jar jar binx!
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Just hit the button, Biff.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Here’s your problem, you’ve got a loose screw…
November 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Wow… huh Biff could have some fun with that.
December 25th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Smoker!
Someone get this thing off me!
January 11th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
SMOKER!!!!!