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“You mean like the suicidal deer that like wandering in front of vehicles flying down the highway?”
They aren’t suicidal… Just ‘not smart’. And they don’t realize that standing still while looking at a moving, strange looking object will get them hit.
Rawr, damn humans…
One time my uncle hit a moose. The moose didn’t die, it just got up and walk on top of his car, thus crushing it, and then walked away.
As for suicidal fish, I was sport fishing once (sport fishing is when you release the fish you catch) and I caught the same fish 5 times in a row.
I’ve done that… the only reason I realized that it was the same fish was because it got the hook stuck in its head, and I had to cut my line.
Then I noticed that the fish I was catching all had a bloody hook in their heads…
I think the fish was either suicidal or some kinda masochist.
I have done the same thing as him. Sat and waited for hours. My eyebrows almost beat his. But seriously I’ve hit 6 deer in the past two years while over 9 have run into the side of my truck. I’m voting homicidal for the deers. They want to enslave us all. *mic check* Did I do that right? Can I please not die tonite? * screen blacks out*
I once passed a sign in Canada which I swear was warning passers of the presence of kung-fu fighting deer. It had a stylized car speeding forward, and a deer rising up at an incline, ready to lash out with a rear hoof in a flying kick through the windhsield and into the driver.
Fortunately the Kodiak Corps, I’m told, help keep the Kung-Fu Fighting Deer from dominating the north.
Oh. . .
Oh god. . .
x_x I feel so bad about this.
One time I was down at my step-grandfathers fishing hole (dug it himself, filled it himself, bought the catfish eggs and raised them himself) and we were fishing (we never keep them, we throw them back, its just for fun) There’s not only catfish in there, there’s some other shallower type fish since its rare the catfish ever come up to our bait.
Well, I was 13 (For reference I’m 19 now) and being a jackass and I’d thrown in my hook without bait. Well, one of the fish bit! Everyone was stunned. I decided to throw it in again afterward and waited…
and waited…
and waited.
After that we were about to go in, so I jerked up on my pole to take it out (I shouldnt have- again, I was 13 and an asshole.)
BAM.
I speared a poor innocent fish that was simming by through the side just beneath his gills. Ugh. x_x I nearly screamed, we got him off the hook and threw him backin. I havent fished since and I STILL feel terrible about it…
January 8th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Well, there’s always suicidal fish
January 12th, 2007 at 1:06 am
You mean like the suicidal deer that like wandering in front of vehicles flying down the highway?
January 15th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Why are his eyebrows so short in this one?
January 15th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
wait, nevermind
January 20th, 2007 at 5:28 am
Genius.
January 25th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
I lol’d.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Bet this one is on his list of biggest revelations about life. ^_^
April 4th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
RUN AWAY, MY CHILDREN! FLEE, FLEE!
April 10th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
“You mean like the suicidal deer that like wandering in front of vehicles flying down the highway?”
They aren’t suicidal… Just ‘not smart’. And they don’t realize that standing still while looking at a moving, strange looking object will get them hit.
Rawr, damn humans…
April 11th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I dunno. A deer actually attacked my mom’s car once. Suicidal or Homocidal… The world may never know.
April 11th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
To be fair, it is a loud, colorful and fast thing. It might’ve been perceived as a threat.
April 28th, 2007 at 7:53 am
I, too, would feel threatened if a loud, colorful and fast thing came flying through where i lived.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:34 am
One time my uncle hit a moose. The moose didn’t die, it just got up and walk on top of his car, thus crushing it, and then walked away.
As for suicidal fish, I was sport fishing once (sport fishing is when you release the fish you catch) and I caught the same fish 5 times in a row.
May 26th, 2007 at 12:59 am
Holy hell, Alex, why didnt you grant the poor fishies wish? Seriously! He’s either not right in the head or he wants to go home with you!
May 29th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
I’ve done that… the only reason I realized that it was the same fish was because it got the hook stuck in its head, and I had to cut my line.
Then I noticed that the fish I was catching all had a bloody hook in their heads…
I think the fish was either suicidal or some kinda masochist.
June 4th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Either that, or the embedded hook affected its brain…
June 4th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
knowing biff, he’ll probably catch the shark from jaws, and end up with his arm bitten off…
June 9th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Biff would probably then jump in after it to get his arm back.
June 19th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Aaah! FIEND! RETURN MY APPENDAGE IMMEDIATLY!
*splash*
July 9th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Yay! Fish!
July 13th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
and biff learned to talk!!! hurrah!!
July 14th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I have done the same thing as him. Sat and waited for hours. My eyebrows almost beat his. But seriously I’ve hit 6 deer in the past two years while over 9 have run into the side of my truck. I’m voting homicidal for the deers. They want to enslave us all. *mic check* Did I do that right? Can I please not die tonite? * screen blacks out*
September 20th, 2007 at 7:33 am
This wouldn’t be the first time fish hate him. Think about the lake and motorcycle.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:30 am
On the topic of deer above…
I once passed a sign in Canada which I swear was warning passers of the presence of kung-fu fighting deer. It had a stylized car speeding forward, and a deer rising up at an incline, ready to lash out with a rear hoof in a flying kick through the windhsield and into the driver.
Fortunately the Kodiak Corps, I’m told, help keep the Kung-Fu Fighting Deer from dominating the north.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Is that a poke’ball on the end of his fishing rod?
August 25th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Profound thought No. 2: Maybe the pizza isn’t ready to fly.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
try not to fish for piranhas-result is loss of eyebrow. hence why biff’s eyebrows are so short
February 8th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Nah, he’s using them as bait
May 20th, 2009 at 2:55 am
“What’s the matter Moriarty? Don’t you like fishing?”
“How do you catch fish like this? We’ve got no rods!”
“Well, they’ve got to die some time.”
July 11th, 2009 at 6:13 am
Oh. . .
Oh god. . .
x_x I feel so bad about this.
One time I was down at my step-grandfathers fishing hole (dug it himself, filled it himself, bought the catfish eggs and raised them himself) and we were fishing (we never keep them, we throw them back, its just for fun) There’s not only catfish in there, there’s some other shallower type fish since its rare the catfish ever come up to our bait.
Well, I was 13 (For reference I’m 19 now) and being a jackass and I’d thrown in my hook without bait. Well, one of the fish bit! Everyone was stunned. I decided to throw it in again afterward and waited…
and waited…
and waited.
After that we were about to go in, so I jerked up on my pole to take it out (I shouldnt have- again, I was 13 and an asshole.)
BAM.
I speared a poor innocent fish that was simming by through the side just beneath his gills. Ugh. x_x I nearly screamed, we got him off the hook and threw him backin. I havent fished since and I STILL feel terrible about it…
November 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
…am I the only one who immediately thought of a Pokeball upon looking at the bobber? xD;