Comments on: #30 – Fish (32 Comments) http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/ new adventures every monday through friday Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: spidercow http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-98869 spidercow Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:12:34 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-98869 LOL I am apparently really good at fishing (which is surprising, since i have absolutely no patience). Like one time when I was like 8 or 9, i went up to a lake in wisconsin on vacation (some member of our family has a cabin by a lake there, idk who). So anyway I was fishing in the lake when I just randomly started catching fish. I caught like 30 fish without even trying, and we all ate fish for dinner that night. My grandpa says i get it from him, but all he caught that day was a snail. (he forgot to put a bobber on his line and it sunk and a snail crawled up on it.) LOL I am apparently really good at fishing (which is surprising, since i have absolutely no patience). Like one time when I was like 8 or 9, i went up to a lake in wisconsin on vacation (some member of our family has a cabin by a lake there, idk who). So anyway I was fishing in the lake when I just randomly started catching fish. I caught like 30 fish without even trying, and we all ate fish for dinner that night. My grandpa says i get it from him, but all he caught that day was a snail. (he forgot to put a bobber on his line and it sunk and a snail crawled up on it.)

]]> By: The Jester http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-84277 The Jester Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:10:24 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-84277 ...am I the only one who immediately thought of a Pokeball upon looking at the bobber? xD; …am I the only one who immediately thought of a Pokeball upon looking at the bobber? xD;

]]> By: Malachite Dragon http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-81127 Malachite Dragon Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:13:55 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-81127 Oh. . . Oh god. . . x_x I feel so bad about this. One time I was down at my step-grandfathers fishing hole (dug it himself, filled it himself, bought the catfish eggs and raised them himself) and we were fishing (we never keep them, we throw them back, its just for fun) There's not only catfish in there, there's some other shallower type fish since its rare the catfish ever come up to our bait. Well, I was 13 (For reference I'm 19 now) and being a jackass and I'd thrown in my hook without bait. Well, one of the fish bit! Everyone was stunned. I decided to throw it in again afterward and waited... and waited... and waited. After that we were about to go in, so I jerked up on my pole to take it out (I shouldnt have- again, I was 13 and an asshole.) BAM. I speared a poor innocent fish that was simming by through the side just beneath his gills. Ugh. x_x I nearly screamed, we got him off the hook and threw him backin. I havent fished since and I STILL feel terrible about it... Oh. . .
Oh god. . .
x_x I feel so bad about this.
One time I was down at my step-grandfathers fishing hole (dug it himself, filled it himself, bought the catfish eggs and raised them himself) and we were fishing (we never keep them, we throw them back, its just for fun) There’s not only catfish in there, there’s some other shallower type fish since its rare the catfish ever come up to our bait.
Well, I was 13 (For reference I’m 19 now) and being a jackass and I’d thrown in my hook without bait. Well, one of the fish bit! Everyone was stunned. I decided to throw it in again afterward and waited…
and waited…
and waited.
After that we were about to go in, so I jerked up on my pole to take it out (I shouldnt have- again, I was 13 and an asshole.)
BAM.
I speared a poor innocent fish that was simming by through the side just beneath his gills. Ugh. x_x I nearly screamed, we got him off the hook and threw him backin. I havent fished since and I STILL feel terrible about it…

]]> By: scutter_2 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-79252 scutter_2 Wed, 20 May 2009 07:55:40 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-79252 "What's the matter Moriarty? Don't you like fishing?" "How do you catch fish like this? We've got no rods!" "Well, they've got to die some time." “What’s the matter Moriarty? Don’t you like fishing?”
“How do you catch fish like this? We’ve got no rods!”
“Well, they’ve got to die some time.”

]]> By: Marr965 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-75936 Marr965 Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:03:37 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-75936 Nah, he's using them as bait Nah, he’s using them as bait

]]> By: gurgi http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-74029 gurgi Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:35:38 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-74029 try not to fish for piranhas-result is loss of eyebrow. hence why biff's eyebrows are so short try not to fish for piranhas-result is loss of eyebrow. hence why biff’s eyebrows are so short

]]> By: Jimmix of Eriador http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-70396 Jimmix of Eriador Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:04:05 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-70396 Profound thought No. 2: Maybe the pizza isn't ready to fly. Profound thought No. 2: Maybe the pizza isn’t ready to fly.

]]> By: Kaikuro http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-61699 Kaikuro Thu, 15 May 2008 21:13:59 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-61699 Is that a poke'ball on the end of his fishing rod? Is that a poke’ball on the end of his fishing rod?

]]> By: K http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-28779 K Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:30:56 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-28779 On the topic of deer above... I once passed a sign in Canada which I swear was warning passers of the presence of kung-fu fighting deer. It had a stylized car speeding forward, and a deer rising up at an incline, ready to lash out with a rear hoof in a flying kick through the windhsield and into the driver. Fortunately the Kodiak Corps, I'm told, help keep the Kung-Fu Fighting Deer from dominating the north. On the topic of deer above…

I once passed a sign in Canada which I swear was warning passers of the presence of kung-fu fighting deer. It had a stylized car speeding forward, and a deer rising up at an incline, ready to lash out with a rear hoof in a flying kick through the windhsield and into the driver.

Fortunately the Kodiak Corps, I’m told, help keep the Kung-Fu Fighting Deer from dominating the north.

]]> By: Radical Edward http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/comment-page-1/#comment-26268 Radical Edward Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:33:12 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/#comment-26268 This wouldn't be the first time fish hate him. Think about the lake and motorcycle. This wouldn’t be the first time fish hate him. Think about the lake and motorcycle.

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