He just needs a tad more practice, here. If he slows down JUST A LITTLE BIT, then he could save a lot of time by COOKING THE FOOD as he chews, via the resulting friction.
I was going back through the archives and realized… it’s a good thing he didn’t treat this fire like the grease fire in one of the earlier comics… Just hope he can’t find the hammers…
Wait, is that a wall in the background, because the bottom of it is shaped very oddly and would defy physics if it really was a wall that went all the way to the floor.
Stupid mustache fires… They hurt like heel,and they’re really hard to put out.
you could repetedly slap your face. that would put it out.
So I guess he should not blink that fast as well – at least not with brows that long.
Except that that’s his mouth… he doesn’t have a moustache…
His behavior keeps reminding me of Gedatsu from One Piece…
He just needs a tad more practice, here. If he slows down JUST A LITTLE BIT, then he could save a lot of time by COOKING THE FOOD as he chews, via the resulting friction.
I was going back through the archives and realized… it’s a good thing he didn’t treat this fire like the grease fire in one of the earlier comics… Just hope he can’t find the hammers…
yes, no hammers, please
I think the only reason he wouldnt use the hammers would be because 1: he has one hand full
and 2: he’d break his face.
Friction!
But, didn’t he learn that he shouldn’t use hammers to put out a fire? Or, maybe he learned that TWO shouldn’t be used, and he’ll try one?
Wait, is that a wall in the background, because the bottom of it is shaped very oddly and would defy physics if it really was a wall that went all the way to the floor.
His mouth is already half fixed! a hammer would only make things better
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
He’s standing on a giant puzzle.
flaming hammer sandwich!!! new from macdonalds!
Flaming Mustache Hammers!
Actually, ‘Flaming Hammer Sandwich’ would be a great band name…
Malachite Dragon: Breaking his face wouldn’t stop him from using the hammers.
reply to Garrett:
everything in this comic defys physics..O_O
What’s with the background?
Well, he might think the flaming hammers didn’t work on GREASE FIRES, maybe they’ll work on FRICTION FIRES.
Now that is some real Mexican fire sauce!
if it was from mcdonald’s wouldn’t there be a happy meal joke? i could collect biff happy meal toys and be happy for the longest time…
I see he still lives on the side of a hill.