#33 - Chew
March 17th, 2006

#33 - Chew


Stumble Biff!

^ 22 Comments...

  1. prometheus

    Stupid mustache fires… They hurt like heel,and they’re really hard to put out.

  2. The Bird

    you could repetedly slap your face. that would put it out.

  3. Yeti XXL

    So I guess he should not blink that fast as well - at least not with brows that long.

  4. Michael

    Except that that’s his mouth… he doesn’t have a moustache…

  5. Robert

    His behavior keeps reminding me of Gedatsu from One Piece…

  6. DMC_Run

    He just needs a tad more practice, here. If he slows down JUST A LITTLE BIT, then he could save a lot of time by COOKING THE FOOD as he chews, via the resulting friction.

  7. T.S.

    I was going back through the archives and realized… it’s a good thing he didn’t treat this fire like the grease fire in one of the earlier comics… Just hope he can’t find the hammers…

  8. Zizi the Pirate

    yes, no hammers, please

  9. Malachite Dragon

    I think the only reason he wouldnt use the hammers would be because 1: he has one hand full
    and 2: he’d break his face.

  10. Female Fox Furry

    Friction!

  11. Garrett

    But, didn’t he learn that he shouldn’t use hammers to put out a fire? Or, maybe he learned that TWO shouldn’t be used, and he’ll try one?

  12. Garrett

    Wait, is that a wall in the background, because the bottom of it is shaped very oddly and would defy physics if it really was a wall that went all the way to the floor.

  13. Game Boy. Advanced?

    His mouth is already half fixed! a hammer would only make things better

  14. DemonRex

    THE MORE YOU KNOW!

  15. Darkpheonix XIII

    He’s standing on a giant puzzle.

  16. Mr dude

    flaming hammer sandwich!!! new from macdonalds! :)

  17. MaskedMan

    Flaming Mustache Hammers!

    Actually, ‘Flaming Hammer Sandwich’ would be a great band name…

  18. Aytug Gencoglu

    Malachite Dragon: Breaking his face wouldn’t stop him from using the hammers.

  19. andrea

    reply to Garrett:
    everything in this comic defys physics..O_O

  20. Someone from a location

    What’s with the background?

  21. RiverCityMadman

    Well, he might think the flaming hammers didn’t work on GREASE FIRES, maybe they’ll work on FRICTION FIRES.

  22. TexasRedneck

    Now that is some real Mexican fire sauce!

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