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#38 – Milk

by Chris on March 27, 2006 at 11:12 am
Posted In: Comics
└ Tags: food

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  1. 66point6
    66point6
    April 22, 2007 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    Once I was siphoning gas from my Dad’s truck to his motorcycle and I got some gasoline in my mouth. Whaen I gagged, It came out my nose instead….I’m just glad it wasn’t motor oil. ;-;

  2. Spoot Knight
    Spoot Knight
    May 12, 2007 at 6:01 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm…remembering the time my dad told me about a time where one of his friends had HABANERO hot sauce go out of his nose, none of you have gone through anything serious.

  3. Ignatz
    Ignatz
    May 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

    When I was really young I snorted Sprite up my nose. Ow….

  4. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 23, 2007 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    This is why I don’t drink soda. That and we saw what it does to various metal samples in chem class. Although I did spray chocolate milk into the fire at camp one time. I hate people who sneak up on you at night. *pouts*

  5. The waffle of DOOM!
    The waffle of DOOM!
    May 24, 2007 at 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, I have one that tops all of this. I had just snorted a line of crushed smarties. Pain #1. Then, I decided to eat a s’more and some DP (Dr. Pepper) Pain#2. Then, I found a reference to getting shot in the balls by a tennis racket, and everything flew out my nose, including a rather large chunk of grahm cracker. If only I could blame that on sideways gravity…

  6. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 29, 2007 at 10:40 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, Dr. Pepper is definetely the worst soda to get up your nose. My brother did manage to get some wasabi up there, once. It was… interesting.

  7. Lord 13
    Lord 13
    June 6, 2007 at 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    I did that with mountain dew a few years ago, it still burns.

  8. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    June 10, 2007 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    ktfoo-DANE COOK RULES
    I had vomit fly out my nose once. not fun.

  9. SeanyBcrazE
    SeanyBcrazE
    June 24, 2007 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Alright, I don’t have a story to top habenero hat sauce, but that did happen to me, but heres mine. Eggnog. I was drinking it and My brother says” you know what would suck? having eggnog come out your nose” the thought of this makes it happen, then as a chain reaction, he spews the thick beverage from his nose, then Mom comes in, sees whats going on and spouts wine, all very bad, but very funny.

  10. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    June 29, 2007 at 10:17 pm | # | Reply

    Do not drink orange soda in Washington state. There is more fizz in that stuff than in New Jersey. It burns a lot if it goes up your nose.

  11. Shadow2336
    Shadow2336
    July 9, 2007 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

    Been there, done that. Ow, it’s damned painful.

  12. Donegal
    Donegal
    July 13, 2007 at 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    As painful as soda is, I’ve found grapefruit juice to be much worse.

  13. Vickster
    Vickster
    July 16, 2007 at 9:21 am | # | Reply

    yeah I’ve only had two things up there that shouldnt be: coffee, and sick. the second one is extremely painful.
    the coffee was nice though. i could taste it for hours :D

  14. Garacius
    Garacius
    August 20, 2007 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    only thing worse than soda is when you’re violently ill and have vomit come out your nose. My nose burned for about 2 hours after, and it was red for 7 after.

  15. AA Shades
    AA Shades
    August 25, 2007 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply

    Indecent 1: My older sister times a joke just as I’m sipping on a slushy, lime flavor. Ever had a nostril go numb?

    Indent 2: Friend dares other friend to try the infamous pop rocks and coke mix, only with Dr. pepper and pre-mixed in a bottle. Friend swings, and i am suddenly possessed by the devil, so i crack a bad joke.
    Cue pain for friend, who curses my name as I laugh myself into a coma.

  16. Whiskeyboy
    Whiskeyboy
    August 27, 2007 at 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    I once had straight Whiskey fly out my nose when I choked on a double shot, you think that it burns your throat on the way DOWN? Try shooting it out your nose!

  17. Jaglace
    Jaglace
    October 13, 2007 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    Now i have never had this happen to me but i thought in like 1st grade i shot strawberry milk out my nose when this girl said something funny.

    If i had to guess i think having Mtn. dew code red and crushed ice cubes come out my nose would HURT! super carbonated soda and freezeing cold

  18. Kor
    Kor
    October 20, 2007 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Whiskey doesn’t burn going down, and only a little when it goes out the nose. Vodka’s worse.

    Mountain Dew isn’t as bad as the heavily acidic colas (coke, pepsi, Dr. Pepper).

    Great way to clear the sinuses is water!

    *Cue someone spraying the screen through their nose because they didn’t think to stop drinking something while reading comments*

  19. WonofTew
    WonofTew
    October 22, 2007 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

    Eel, pizza, rice, lemonade, orange juice, fresca, Pepsi, spagetti, ramen, … I think that might be all that’s come out my nose.

    The worst for me was the noodles because the keep on coming, but haha, carbonated brain freeze sounds bad. >.

  20. Marc
    Marc
    October 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    All you people whining about one drink at a time, I, being an idiot (kinda like Arnold Palmer) Like to mix drinks togther, the invention that backfired on me was flat cola, red-bull, and ice-cold ice-tea. Burning, freezing, and stinging at the same time, it was like sitting through an old Rob Schneider movie!

  21. Jebuz
    Jebuz
    October 27, 2007 at 7:29 am | # | Reply

    Ive once sneezed, taken in breath just as ive about sneezed and sucked in a fly, sneezed and shot out the fly…that was rather gross\ funny, i also made a friend of mine snort coke back into the can he was drinking from, that was funny.

  22. Fluffy Owner
    Fluffy Owner
    October 29, 2007 at 8:39 pm | # | Reply

    That happened once but with sasuage and a fruit drink. the sasuage burned like heck and the fruit drink was O.K. until i inhaled.

  23. Aytug Gencoglu
    Aytug Gencoglu
    November 18, 2007 at 2:55 pm | # | Reply

    Warm milk with sugar actually is worse than carbonated beverages. You keep getting the bad sensation on and off for about a half hour. Yeah, I’ve had quite a few mishaps with those.

  24. Rhea Dark
    Rhea Dark
    November 19, 2007 at 4:03 pm | # | Reply

    Once, i had a bloody nose and was drinking a soda of some sort at home. I was surfing the internet, came across a joke, and…

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Bernelle
    Bernelle
    November 23, 2007 at 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of a rather sick joke a friend pulled on me once. He had some mustard powder and said it smelled funny, told me to take a whiff. I bring it up to my nose to sniff it and he swats the bottom of the little jar so I get a noseful of mustard powder as I’m inhaling.

    SCREAMING. PAIN.

    As if I didn’t hate mustard enough…

    Haven’t had peppers in my nose, but that mustard powder and Dr. Pepper are the two worst things I’ve ever had in my nose, one way or another.

  26. Colin
    Colin
    May 16, 2008 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

    been there done that

  27. Panda
    Panda
    June 10, 2008 at 8:18 am | # | Reply

    I got a drink from a water fountain once and it just started coming out my nose.

    It burned, but my nose felt clean, ROFL

  28. Deteramot
    Deteramot
    June 23, 2008 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve a friend who snorted Doritos. I’ve only ever squirted coke out my nose, which hurts like a mother.

  29. Charlie.
    Charlie.
    October 12, 2008 at 5:55 pm | # | Reply

    my friend has had this problem. with yogurt.

  30. solar
    solar
    October 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm | # | Reply

    i did it once with beef jerky…it really hurt!

  31. gurgi
    gurgi
    December 8, 2008 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    javanero hotsauce+whoppers candy+guacamole=really colorful pain

  32. Z2012 Ed
    Z2012 Ed
    January 13, 2009 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

    I can trump all alcohol related nose squirts.

    I managed to spray 180 proof hooch out of my nose. I’m still not sure if it was worse drinking the stuff, or spraying it out of my nose, but neither were very pleasant.

  33. Hideousdwarf
    Hideousdwarf
    January 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    coffee…really hot strong black coffee.

  34. Kyraineth
    Kyraineth
    January 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    My grandpa was once eating a ham sandwich.
    After my father said something, a four-inch long piece of ham came out of my grandpa’s nose.

  35. Viral
    Viral
    May 6, 2009 at 10:02 am | # | Reply

    Try having that happen to you with dry high school cafeteria cornbread. THAT burns like hell!!

  36. The Commander
    The Commander
    May 15, 2009 at 3:20 pm | # | Reply

    And here I thought just burping through my nose was painful. My eyes are starting to water, reading all these…

  37. Kalom
    Kalom
    May 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    half-chewed meat chunk… stuck there for about half an hour till I could get it out (btw, it went out back the way it went up, and I ended spitting it out). Not too painful since it wasn’t as spicy as other things I use to eat, but after half an hour the pain really gets on your nerves. And gross.

  38. Anike
    Anike
    May 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    Vodka coming out your nose is even worse.

  39. Caity
    Caity
    May 20, 2009 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

    When I was about twelve, my church was passing out comm union and I bowed my head to pray, only to slam my head against the pew. The two girls next to me started laughing so hard that I couldn’t help laughing too, and before I knew it… I shot the communion grape juice up my nose. Not the grossest or most painful story of the bunch, but probably the most sacreligious XD

  40. Dark_spiri_bass
    Dark_spiri_bass
    May 21, 2009 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Wow. I haven’t had this much bad luck, but some of my friends have.
    1). One tried to snort chili powder. For a quarter. Red nose for 3 days. And we couldn’t tell if the boogers were red due to blood or the powder.
    2). A bunch of others snorted crushed smarties, which led me to say this REALLY stupid comment, making them shoot it back out. I laughed while one was writhing in pain on the ground. This was the chili powder guy, by the way.
    3). My brother was eating noodles and started laughing, and shot a corkscrew noodle halfway out his nostril. It looked hilarious to see it peeking out.

  41. ZOMGPWNED
    ZOMGPWNED
    June 14, 2009 at 6:50 pm | # | Reply

    Throwing up, vernors, and snot isn’t good either

  42. The Jester
    The Jester
    November 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    …one of the many, many reasons I dislike drinking any sort of carbonated liquid. I’m sure they taste fine, I just hate the fizz.

  43. Twisted Word
    Twisted Word
    March 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    Owww…Reading this made my taco spew…Hotsauce, seasoned meat, bits of cheese and corn taco shell=Paaaaaainnn!

  44. Kaz
    Kaz
    March 31, 2010 at 11:40 am | # | Reply

    I think I win. The measure of how spicy something is is based between 0 (not spicy or bell peppers) and 16,000,000 (pure capsaicin, spice extract) on something called the Scoville Scale. Habanaro peppers are just under 350,000. A friend of mine acquired a sauce that was about 2,000,000. It left blisters, children… Guess who had it come out his nose? :D
    You can check my facts here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale

  45. Penthoplayer
    Penthoplayer
    June 15, 2010 at 8:09 pm | # | Reply

    I once did the exact opposite and drank coke THROUGH my nose.

  46. Iynq
    Iynq
    July 25, 2010 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    You know what’s worse? Candy corn. That stuff BURNS.

  47. spidercow
    spidercow
    January 26, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    or, in this case, rocket fuel. also don’t squirt it out of your nose onto a candle.

  48. spidercow
    spidercow
    January 26, 2012 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Oh also one time my friend poured diet coke into his mouth but didn’t swallow it, and the he just sat there gurgling it like an idiot. Luckily, I had a cell phone camera and a pack of mentos handy >:D

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