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this sort of thing happened to my step-dad’s friend. he was sitting across from a girl he liked during lunch, and someone told a funny joke, and he ended up shooting salty fries and chocolate milk coming out his nose at the same time. that’s ow >_
sprite hurts, coke is worse, and please never again with Dr Pepper…it is like a corroding acid or something, i had to splash water UP my nose to ease the burning…
I’m the kind of person who takes a bite of food and then sips a drink to mash it all up. Semi-chewed hot dog, Pepsi and mucus does not look good spraying out of your nostrils at high velocity, and it feels a damn sight worse.
There was this one time, I had a sinus infection… Somebody told a joke while I was drinking a mountain dew, and instead of coming out my nose, it redirected out my ears. That’s an unusual experience, let me tell you.
You think thats bad? Try chugging a semi-frozen mountain dew. Not only does it completely mess you up, but when it comes out your nose you get this carbonated brain freeze thing. THAT is painfully funny.
I always found coffee wasn’t too bad if it wasn’t too hot. A near solid Jalapeno pepper though. You have know idea the agony. Especially when it leaves a seed behind.
This is why I never laugh. At least while eating. That and the inhaling half a steak into my throat. Just curious, was he knocked over by th pressure, or did he fall over from pain.
Wow…Jalapeno…dang..like..wow..no seriously..man… How about Raw carrot. I thought I was safe. Grandpa NEVER tells funny jokes. Well I thought wrong. While swallowing a carrot slice from my salad it finally happened. Grandpa made some obscure reference to catfish… and out flew the semi sharp orange death chunks. Pain to th third power times Pi. But that’s nothing compared to jalapenos…G-zus dude…
Don’t take this as a comment on the quality of the comics, as they’re all quite hilarious, but there are rare times when the user comments far outstrip the original joke! “Carbonated brain freeze” still has my co-workers looking at me funny…
omg, riff, my brother throws up through his nose ALL THE TIME. i always make fun of him for it, but i totally see how it hurts worse than heck from the crying we hear coming from the bathroom…
Once I was siphoning gas from my Dad’s truck to his motorcycle and I got some gasoline in my mouth. Whaen I gagged, It came out my nose instead….I’m just glad it wasn’t motor oil. ;-;
Hmm…remembering the time my dad told me about a time where one of his friends had HABANERO hot sauce go out of his nose, none of you have gone through anything serious.
This is why I don’t drink soda. That and we saw what it does to various metal samples in chem class. Although I did spray chocolate milk into the fire at camp one time. I hate people who sneak up on you at night. *pouts*
Yeah, I have one that tops all of this. I had just snorted a line of crushed smarties. Pain #1. Then, I decided to eat a s’more and some DP (Dr. Pepper) Pain#2. Then, I found a reference to getting shot in the balls by a tennis racket, and everything flew out my nose, including a rather large chunk of grahm cracker. If only I could blame that on sideways gravity…
Alright, I don’t have a story to top habenero hat sauce, but that did happen to me, but heres mine. Eggnog. I was drinking it and My brother says” you know what would suck? having eggnog come out your nose” the thought of this makes it happen, then as a chain reaction, he spews the thick beverage from his nose, then Mom comes in, sees whats going on and spouts wine, all very bad, but very funny.
yeah I’ve only had two things up there that shouldnt be: coffee, and sick. the second one is extremely painful.
the coffee was nice though. i could taste it for hours
only thing worse than soda is when you’re violently ill and have vomit come out your nose. My nose burned for about 2 hours after, and it was red for 7 after.
Indecent 1: My older sister times a joke just as I’m sipping on a slushy, lime flavor. Ever had a nostril go numb?
Indent 2: Friend dares other friend to try the infamous pop rocks and coke mix, only with Dr. pepper and pre-mixed in a bottle. Friend swings, and i am suddenly possessed by the devil, so i crack a bad joke.
Cue pain for friend, who curses my name as I laugh myself into a coma.
I once had straight Whiskey fly out my nose when I choked on a double shot, you think that it burns your throat on the way DOWN? Try shooting it out your nose!
All you people whining about one drink at a time, I, being an idiot (kinda like Arnold Palmer) Like to mix drinks togther, the invention that backfired on me was flat cola, red-bull, and ice-cold ice-tea. Burning, freezing, and stinging at the same time, it was like sitting through an old Rob Schneider movie!
Ive once sneezed, taken in breath just as ive about sneezed and sucked in a fly, sneezed and shot out the fly…that was rather gross\ funny, i also made a friend of mine snort coke back into the can he was drinking from, that was funny.
Warm milk with sugar actually is worse than carbonated beverages. You keep getting the bad sensation on and off for about a half hour. Yeah, I’ve had quite a few mishaps with those.
Reminds me of a rather sick joke a friend pulled on me once. He had some mustard powder and said it smelled funny, told me to take a whiff. I bring it up to my nose to sniff it and he swats the bottom of the little jar so I get a noseful of mustard powder as I’m inhaling.
SCREAMING. PAIN.
As if I didn’t hate mustard enough…
Haven’t had peppers in my nose, but that mustard powder and Dr. Pepper are the two worst things I’ve ever had in my nose, one way or another.
December 17th, 2006 at 1:10 am
Bad memories…
January 3rd, 2007 at 5:57 pm
O_
January 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
O_o ok my last comment didnt show right….
lemme re-itterate, Ow.
January 5th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
och! I hate it when that happens!
January 8th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Oh God… I laughed so hard when I read that one, I actually DID shoot Sprite out of my nose! Owwww!
January 12th, 2007 at 1:20 am
I’m so glad the soda is next to me, and I’m not drinking it when these fully load! *laughing ass off*
January 13th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Sprite came out of my nose when I read this. You know, I usually like irony
January 13th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I hate it when I do that, it really burns.
January 13th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Did it once with Diet Pepsi.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
January 13th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
this sort of thing happened to my step-dad’s friend. he was sitting across from a girl he liked during lunch, and someone told a funny joke, and he ended up shooting salty fries and chocolate milk coming out his nose at the same time. that’s ow >_
January 13th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
correcting face…Xl
January 14th, 2007 at 2:05 am
Rootbeer, my old nemesis strikes again.
January 14th, 2007 at 8:14 am
don`t try this with spaghetti - it´s really gross.
January 14th, 2007 at 11:52 am
And on top of that, he’s stuck crewing gum under his chair…
January 14th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
sprite hurts, coke is worse, and please never again with Dr Pepper…it is like a corroding acid or something, i had to splash water UP my nose to ease the burning…
January 20th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Oh yeah.
January 21st, 2007 at 7:35 am
So many people who shares that experience… Somehow I feel lucky… *phew*
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:21 pm
…try that with chocolate cake, if you want painful… (NEVER eat with my friends.)
January 24th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I friggin HATE that.
January 24th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
It has happened with various soft drinks, which is why I never drink anything while reading these comics.
January 26th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
aint that the truth -_-
January 30th, 2007 at 11:41 am
That happened to me with pizza once…..
February 1st, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I think we’ve all learned something here; people still actually drink Sprite.
February 5th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Yup, did that once. Kinda. Diet coke and mentos. Almost suffocated on the fizz.
February 5th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
.. I have now officially given up drinking soda, or carbonated beverages of any kind.
February 12th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Hehe, I’ve spit out Sams Cola owch but it was so funny I did it twice =(
February 13th, 2007 at 8:07 am
I’m the kind of person who takes a bite of food and then sips a drink to mash it all up. Semi-chewed hot dog, Pepsi and mucus does not look good spraying out of your nostrils at high velocity, and it feels a damn sight worse.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Good way to clear the nasal passage, I must say
Even if it stings like hell (:
Noodles x
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Believe me, by far the worst thing to have shoot out your nose is red-bull. It’s like a pressurized bloody nose.
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:18 pm
beer isn’t all that bad when it comes out. Usually ’cause your wasted when it does
February 26th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Happened with corn… And it did come out. Not a very pretty sight.
But strangely unpainful!
February 28th, 2007 at 10:54 am
There was this one time, I had a sinus infection… Somebody told a joke while I was drinking a mountain dew, and instead of coming out my nose, it redirected out my ears. That’s an unusual experience, let me tell you.
March 4th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
You think thats bad? Try chugging a semi-frozen mountain dew. Not only does it completely mess you up, but when it comes out your nose you get this carbonated brain freeze thing. THAT is painfully funny.
March 18th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
COFFEE. I think some of it is still in my brain…
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:09 am
I always found coffee wasn’t too bad if it wasn’t too hot. A near solid Jalapeno pepper though. You have know idea the agony. Especially when it leaves a seed behind.
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:17 pm
It happened with me cept with red jello. I had a nosebleed that tasted like cherry. 0.o
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Try having scrambled egg come out of your nose. That makes soda shooting out of your nostrils seem like a love tap.
March 26th, 2007 at 10:15 am
xD
This happened to me once - I learned never to put a carbonated beverage in a sports bottle x3
April 4th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
NOODLES.
Dear god…*cough* *SNOOOORT* OUT, DAMN THEE, OUT!
April 9th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
This is why I never laugh. At least while eating. That and the inhaling half a steak into my throat. Just curious, was he knocked over by th pressure, or did he fall over from pain.
April 10th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
It’s happened to me with milk, coca-cola, and doctor pepper. pity me.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Soda nose fountain is nothing compared to shreaded wheat nose fountain.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Never had a carobanted drink come out my nose. I think it happened a few times with water, maybe..
April 11th, 2007 at 2:04 am
I must disagree. The worst thing I’ve ever had shoot out of my nose was my own vomit. It’s difficult to time properly and I don’t reccomend it.
April 11th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Wow…Jalapeno…dang..like..wow..no seriously..man… How about Raw carrot. I thought I was safe. Grandpa NEVER tells funny jokes. Well I thought wrong. While swallowing a carrot slice from my salad it finally happened. Grandpa made some obscure reference to catfish… and out flew the semi sharp orange death chunks. Pain to th third power times Pi. But that’s nothing compared to jalapenos…G-zus dude…
April 12th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Ow. At least my food-out-of-nose story (ice cream, by the way) ended with another round of laughter.
April 15th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Don’t take this as a comment on the quality of the comics, as they’re all quite hilarious, but there are rare times when the user comments far outstrip the original joke! “Carbonated brain freeze” still has my co-workers looking at me funny…
Is that the reward you get back from this Chris?
April 15th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
omg, riff, my brother throws up through his nose ALL THE TIME. i always make fun of him for it, but i totally see how it hurts worse than heck from the crying we hear coming from the bathroom…
April 17th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
lmao all i have to say to that is “are you sure you want to drink that” for some backstory it involved me 2 friends halloween and a bottle of mt dew
April 21st, 2007 at 4:53 pm
the first time I showed my friend Dane Cook, she laughed so hard RAMEN came out her nose.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Once I was siphoning gas from my Dad’s truck to his motorcycle and I got some gasoline in my mouth. Whaen I gagged, It came out my nose instead….I’m just glad it wasn’t motor oil. ;-;
May 12th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Hmm…remembering the time my dad told me about a time where one of his friends had HABANERO hot sauce go out of his nose, none of you have gone through anything serious.
May 20th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
When I was really young I snorted Sprite up my nose. Ow….
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
This is why I don’t drink soda. That and we saw what it does to various metal samples in chem class. Although I did spray chocolate milk into the fire at camp one time. I hate people who sneak up on you at night. *pouts*
May 24th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Yeah, I have one that tops all of this. I had just snorted a line of crushed smarties. Pain #1. Then, I decided to eat a s’more and some DP (Dr. Pepper) Pain#2. Then, I found a reference to getting shot in the balls by a tennis racket, and everything flew out my nose, including a rather large chunk of grahm cracker. If only I could blame that on sideways gravity…
May 29th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Yeah, Dr. Pepper is definetely the worst soda to get up your nose. My brother did manage to get some wasabi up there, once. It was… interesting.
June 6th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I did that with mountain dew a few years ago, it still burns.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:47 am
ktfoo-DANE COOK RULES
I had vomit fly out my nose once. not fun.
June 24th, 2007 at 12:55 am
Alright, I don’t have a story to top habenero hat sauce, but that did happen to me, but heres mine. Eggnog. I was drinking it and My brother says” you know what would suck? having eggnog come out your nose” the thought of this makes it happen, then as a chain reaction, he spews the thick beverage from his nose, then Mom comes in, sees whats going on and spouts wine, all very bad, but very funny.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Do not drink orange soda in Washington state. There is more fizz in that stuff than in New Jersey. It burns a lot if it goes up your nose.
July 9th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Been there, done that. Ow, it’s damned painful.
July 13th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
As painful as soda is, I’ve found grapefruit juice to be much worse.
July 16th, 2007 at 9:21 am
yeah I’ve only had two things up there that shouldnt be: coffee, and sick. the second one is extremely painful.
the coffee was nice though. i could taste it for hours
August 20th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
only thing worse than soda is when you’re violently ill and have vomit come out your nose. My nose burned for about 2 hours after, and it was red for 7 after.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Indecent 1: My older sister times a joke just as I’m sipping on a slushy, lime flavor. Ever had a nostril go numb?
Indent 2: Friend dares other friend to try the infamous pop rocks and coke mix, only with Dr. pepper and pre-mixed in a bottle. Friend swings, and i am suddenly possessed by the devil, so i crack a bad joke.
Cue pain for friend, who curses my name as I laugh myself into a coma.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
I once had straight Whiskey fly out my nose when I choked on a double shot, you think that it burns your throat on the way DOWN? Try shooting it out your nose!
October 13th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Now i have never had this happen to me but i thought in like 1st grade i shot strawberry milk out my nose when this girl said something funny.
If i had to guess i think having Mtn. dew code red and crushed ice cubes come out my nose would HURT! super carbonated soda and freezeing cold
October 20th, 2007 at 1:44 am
Whiskey doesn’t burn going down, and only a little when it goes out the nose. Vodka’s worse.
Mountain Dew isn’t as bad as the heavily acidic colas (coke, pepsi, Dr. Pepper).
Great way to clear the sinuses is water!
*Cue someone spraying the screen through their nose because they didn’t think to stop drinking something while reading comments*
October 22nd, 2007 at 7:05 am
Eel, pizza, rice, lemonade, orange juice, fresca, Pepsi, spagetti, ramen, … I think that might be all that’s come out my nose.
The worst for me was the noodles because the keep on coming, but haha, carbonated brain freeze sounds bad. >.
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:01 pm
All you people whining about one drink at a time, I, being an idiot (kinda like Arnold Palmer) Like to mix drinks togther, the invention that backfired on me was flat cola, red-bull, and ice-cold ice-tea. Burning, freezing, and stinging at the same time, it was like sitting through an old Rob Schneider movie!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:29 am
Ive once sneezed, taken in breath just as ive about sneezed and sucked in a fly, sneezed and shot out the fly…that was rather gross\ funny, i also made a friend of mine snort coke back into the can he was drinking from, that was funny.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
That happened once but with sasuage and a fruit drink. the sasuage burned like heck and the fruit drink was O.K. until i inhaled.
November 18th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Warm milk with sugar actually is worse than carbonated beverages. You keep getting the bad sensation on and off for about a half hour. Yeah, I’ve had quite a few mishaps with those.
November 19th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Once, i had a bloody nose and was drinking a soda of some sort at home. I was surfing the internet, came across a joke, and…
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Reminds me of a rather sick joke a friend pulled on me once. He had some mustard powder and said it smelled funny, told me to take a whiff. I bring it up to my nose to sniff it and he swats the bottom of the little jar so I get a noseful of mustard powder as I’m inhaling.
SCREAMING. PAIN.
As if I didn’t hate mustard enough…
Haven’t had peppers in my nose, but that mustard powder and Dr. Pepper are the two worst things I’ve ever had in my nose, one way or another.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:58 am
been there done that
June 10th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I got a drink from a water fountain once and it just started coming out my nose.
It burned, but my nose felt clean, ROFL
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I’ve a friend who snorted Doritos. I’ve only ever squirted coke out my nose, which hurts like a mother.