#38 - Milk
March 27th, 2006

#38 - Milk


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  1. Alchav

    Bad memories…

  2. Bach

    O_

  3. Bach

    O_o ok my last comment didnt show right….

    lemme re-itterate, Ow.

  4. lamb-chan

    och! I hate it when that happens!

  5. roy_vf1s

    Oh God… I laughed so hard when I read that one, I actually DID shoot Sprite out of my nose! Owwww!

  6. Chryssta

    I’m so glad the soda is next to me, and I’m not drinking it when these fully load! *laughing ass off*

  7. lwelyk

    Sprite came out of my nose when I read this. You know, I usually like irony

  8. XRS

    I hate it when I do that, it really burns.

  9. Jetman123

    Did it once with Diet Pepsi.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

  10. The Bird

    this sort of thing happened to my step-dad’s friend. he was sitting across from a girl he liked during lunch, and someone told a funny joke, and he ended up shooting salty fries and chocolate milk coming out his nose at the same time. that’s ow >_

  11. The Bird

    correcting face…Xl

  12. Jeff The Ninja

    Rootbeer, my old nemesis strikes again.

  13. Yeti XXL

    don`t try this with spaghetti - it´s really gross.

  14. Robert

    And on top of that, he’s stuck crewing gum under his chair…

  15. Kaos

    sprite hurts, coke is worse, and please never again with Dr Pepper…it is like a corroding acid or something, i had to splash water UP my nose to ease the burning…

  16. Psychosis

    Oh yeah.

  17. Fenix

    So many people who shares that experience… Somehow I feel lucky… *phew*

  18. Rhasae

    …try that with chocolate cake, if you want painful… (NEVER eat with my friends.)

  19. Madness

    I friggin HATE that.

  20. Andrew

    It has happened with various soft drinks, which is why I never drink anything while reading these comics.

  21. Kitteh

    aint that the truth -_-

  22. Steven

    That happened to me with pizza once…..

  23. Keith

    I think we’ve all learned something here; people still actually drink Sprite. :D

  24. Mike *last name will not be given*

    Yup, did that once. Kinda. Diet coke and mentos. Almost suffocated on the fizz.

  25. Kiche

    .. I have now officially given up drinking soda, or carbonated beverages of any kind.

  26. ZD

    Hehe, I’ve spit out Sams Cola owch but it was so funny I did it twice =(

  27. Rogue Psyker

    I’m the kind of person who takes a bite of food and then sips a drink to mash it all up. Semi-chewed hot dog, Pepsi and mucus does not look good spraying out of your nostrils at high velocity, and it feels a damn sight worse.

  28. Noodle

    Good way to clear the nasal passage, I must say

    Even if it stings like hell (:

    Noodles x

  29. John

    Believe me, by far the worst thing to have shoot out your nose is red-bull. It’s like a pressurized bloody nose.

  30. colin

    beer isn’t all that bad when it comes out. Usually ’cause your wasted when it does

  31. Chuck

    Happened with corn… And it did come out. Not a very pretty sight.

    But strangely unpainful!

  32. Sarah

    There was this one time, I had a sinus infection… Somebody told a joke while I was drinking a mountain dew, and instead of coming out my nose, it redirected out my ears. That’s an unusual experience, let me tell you.

  33. Perchik

    You think thats bad? Try chugging a semi-frozen mountain dew. Not only does it completely mess you up, but when it comes out your nose you get this carbonated brain freeze thing. THAT is painfully funny.

  34. Malachite Dragon

    COFFEE. I think some of it is still in my brain…

  35. Rossini

    I always found coffee wasn’t too bad if it wasn’t too hot. A near solid Jalapeno pepper though. You have know idea the agony. Especially when it leaves a seed behind.

  36. pip

    It happened with me cept with red jello. I had a nosebleed that tasted like cherry. 0.o

  37. DisgruntledBadger

    Try having scrambled egg come out of your nose. That makes soda shooting out of your nostrils seem like a love tap.

  38. Kentan

    xD
    This happened to me once - I learned never to put a carbonated beverage in a sports bottle x3

  39. Malachite Dragon

    NOODLES.
    Dear god…*cough* *SNOOOORT* OUT, DAMN THEE, OUT!

  40. zantarath

    This is why I never laugh. At least while eating. That and the inhaling half a steak into my throat. Just curious, was he knocked over by th pressure, or did he fall over from pain.

  41. sandy

    It’s happened to me with milk, coca-cola, and doctor pepper. pity me.

  42. Wannabeelf

    Soda nose fountain is nothing compared to shreaded wheat nose fountain.

  43. Female Fox Furry

    Never had a carobanted drink come out my nose. I think it happened a few times with water, maybe..

  44. Riff

    I must disagree. The worst thing I’ve ever had shoot out of my nose was my own vomit. It’s difficult to time properly and I don’t reccomend it.

  45. The Hebrew Hammer

    Wow…Jalapeno…dang..like..wow..no seriously..man… How about Raw carrot. I thought I was safe. Grandpa NEVER tells funny jokes. Well I thought wrong. While swallowing a carrot slice from my salad it finally happened. Grandpa made some obscure reference to catfish… and out flew the semi sharp orange death chunks. Pain to th third power times Pi. But that’s nothing compared to jalapenos…G-zus dude…

  46. Edward Tohr

    Ow. At least my food-out-of-nose story (ice cream, by the way) ended with another round of laughter.

  47. Mirefrost00

    Don’t take this as a comment on the quality of the comics, as they’re all quite hilarious, but there are rare times when the user comments far outstrip the original joke! “Carbonated brain freeze” still has my co-workers looking at me funny…

    Is that the reward you get back from this Chris?

  48. Devi

    omg, riff, my brother throws up through his nose ALL THE TIME. i always make fun of him for it, but i totally see how it hurts worse than heck from the crying we hear coming from the bathroom…

  49. isana

    lmao all i have to say to that is “are you sure you want to drink that” for some backstory it involved me 2 friends halloween and a bottle of mt dew

  50. ktfoo

    the first time I showed my friend Dane Cook, she laughed so hard RAMEN came out her nose.

  51. 66point6

    Once I was siphoning gas from my Dad’s truck to his motorcycle and I got some gasoline in my mouth. Whaen I gagged, It came out my nose instead….I’m just glad it wasn’t motor oil. ;-;

  52. Spoot Knight

    Hmm…remembering the time my dad told me about a time where one of his friends had HABANERO hot sauce go out of his nose, none of you have gone through anything serious.

  53. Ignatz

    When I was really young I snorted Sprite up my nose. Ow….

  54. Mint Sharpie

    This is why I don’t drink soda. That and we saw what it does to various metal samples in chem class. Although I did spray chocolate milk into the fire at camp one time. I hate people who sneak up on you at night. *pouts*

  55. The waffle of DOOM!

    Yeah, I have one that tops all of this. I had just snorted a line of crushed smarties. Pain #1. Then, I decided to eat a s’more and some DP (Dr. Pepper) Pain#2. Then, I found a reference to getting shot in the balls by a tennis racket, and everything flew out my nose, including a rather large chunk of grahm cracker. If only I could blame that on sideways gravity…

  56. DemonRex

    Yeah, Dr. Pepper is definetely the worst soda to get up your nose. My brother did manage to get some wasabi up there, once. It was… interesting.

  57. Lord 13

    I did that with mountain dew a few years ago, it still burns.

  58. Darkpheonix XIII

    ktfoo-DANE COOK RULES
    I had vomit fly out my nose once. not fun.

  59. SeanyBcrazE

    Alright, I don’t have a story to top habenero hat sauce, but that did happen to me, but heres mine. Eggnog. I was drinking it and My brother says” you know what would suck? having eggnog come out your nose” the thought of this makes it happen, then as a chain reaction, he spews the thick beverage from his nose, then Mom comes in, sees whats going on and spouts wine, all very bad, but very funny.

  60. Radical Edward

    Do not drink orange soda in Washington state. There is more fizz in that stuff than in New Jersey. It burns a lot if it goes up your nose.

  61. Shadow2336

    Been there, done that. Ow, it’s damned painful.

  62. Donegal

    As painful as soda is, I’ve found grapefruit juice to be much worse.

  63. Vickster

    yeah I’ve only had two things up there that shouldnt be: coffee, and sick. the second one is extremely painful.
    the coffee was nice though. i could taste it for hours :D

  64. Garacius

    only thing worse than soda is when you’re violently ill and have vomit come out your nose. My nose burned for about 2 hours after, and it was red for 7 after.

  65. AA Shades

    Indecent 1: My older sister times a joke just as I’m sipping on a slushy, lime flavor. Ever had a nostril go numb?

    Indent 2: Friend dares other friend to try the infamous pop rocks and coke mix, only with Dr. pepper and pre-mixed in a bottle. Friend swings, and i am suddenly possessed by the devil, so i crack a bad joke.
    Cue pain for friend, who curses my name as I laugh myself into a coma.

  66. Whiskeyboy

    I once had straight Whiskey fly out my nose when I choked on a double shot, you think that it burns your throat on the way DOWN? Try shooting it out your nose!

  67. Jaglace

    Now i have never had this happen to me but i thought in like 1st grade i shot strawberry milk out my nose when this girl said something funny.

    If i had to guess i think having Mtn. dew code red and crushed ice cubes come out my nose would HURT! super carbonated soda and freezeing cold

  68. Kor

    Whiskey doesn’t burn going down, and only a little when it goes out the nose. Vodka’s worse.

    Mountain Dew isn’t as bad as the heavily acidic colas (coke, pepsi, Dr. Pepper).

    Great way to clear the sinuses is water!

    *Cue someone spraying the screen through their nose because they didn’t think to stop drinking something while reading comments*

  69. WonofTew

    Eel, pizza, rice, lemonade, orange juice, fresca, Pepsi, spagetti, ramen, … I think that might be all that’s come out my nose.

    The worst for me was the noodles because the keep on coming, but haha, carbonated brain freeze sounds bad. >.

  70. Marc

    All you people whining about one drink at a time, I, being an idiot (kinda like Arnold Palmer) Like to mix drinks togther, the invention that backfired on me was flat cola, red-bull, and ice-cold ice-tea. Burning, freezing, and stinging at the same time, it was like sitting through an old Rob Schneider movie!

  71. Jebuz

    Ive once sneezed, taken in breath just as ive about sneezed and sucked in a fly, sneezed and shot out the fly…that was rather gross\ funny, i also made a friend of mine snort coke back into the can he was drinking from, that was funny.

  72. Fluffy Owner

    That happened once but with sasuage and a fruit drink. the sasuage burned like heck and the fruit drink was O.K. until i inhaled.

  73. Aytug Gencoglu

    Warm milk with sugar actually is worse than carbonated beverages. You keep getting the bad sensation on and off for about a half hour. Yeah, I’ve had quite a few mishaps with those.

  74. Rhea Dark

    Once, i had a bloody nose and was drinking a soda of some sort at home. I was surfing the internet, came across a joke, and…

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. Bernelle

    Reminds me of a rather sick joke a friend pulled on me once. He had some mustard powder and said it smelled funny, told me to take a whiff. I bring it up to my nose to sniff it and he swats the bottom of the little jar so I get a noseful of mustard powder as I’m inhaling.

    SCREAMING. PAIN.

    As if I didn’t hate mustard enough…

    Haven’t had peppers in my nose, but that mustard powder and Dr. Pepper are the two worst things I’ve ever had in my nose, one way or another.

  76. Colin

    been there done that

  77. Panda

    I got a drink from a water fountain once and it just started coming out my nose.

    It burned, but my nose felt clean, ROFL

  78. Deteramot

    I’ve a friend who snorted Doritos. I’ve only ever squirted coke out my nose, which hurts like a mother.

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