this sort of thing happened to my step-dad’s friend. he was sitting across from a girl he liked during lunch, and someone told a funny joke, and he ended up shooting salty fries and chocolate milk coming out his nose at the same time. that’s ow >_
sprite hurts, coke is worse, and please never again with Dr Pepper…it is like a corroding acid or something, i had to splash water UP my nose to ease the burning…
I’m the kind of person who takes a bite of food and then sips a drink to mash it all up. Semi-chewed hot dog, Pepsi and mucus does not look good spraying out of your nostrils at high velocity, and it feels a damn sight worse.
There was this one time, I had a sinus infection… Somebody told a joke while I was drinking a mountain dew, and instead of coming out my nose, it redirected out my ears. That’s an unusual experience, let me tell you.
You think thats bad? Try chugging a semi-frozen mountain dew. Not only does it completely mess you up, but when it comes out your nose you get this carbonated brain freeze thing. THAT is painfully funny.
I always found coffee wasn’t too bad if it wasn’t too hot. A near solid Jalapeno pepper though. You have know idea the agony. Especially when it leaves a seed behind.
This is why I never laugh. At least while eating. That and the inhaling half a steak into my throat. Just curious, was he knocked over by th pressure, or did he fall over from pain.
Wow…Jalapeno…dang..like..wow..no seriously..man… How about Raw carrot. I thought I was safe. Grandpa NEVER tells funny jokes. Well I thought wrong. While swallowing a carrot slice from my salad it finally happened. Grandpa made some obscure reference to catfish… and out flew the semi sharp orange death chunks. Pain to th third power times Pi. But that’s nothing compared to jalapenos…G-zus dude…
Don’t take this as a comment on the quality of the comics, as they’re all quite hilarious, but there are rare times when the user comments far outstrip the original joke! “Carbonated brain freeze” still has my co-workers looking at me funny…
omg, riff, my brother throws up through his nose ALL THE TIME. i always make fun of him for it, but i totally see how it hurts worse than heck from the crying we hear coming from the bathroom…
Bad memories…
O_
O_o ok my last comment didnt show right….
lemme re-itterate, Ow.
och! I hate it when that happens!
Oh God… I laughed so hard when I read that one, I actually DID shoot Sprite out of my nose! Owwww!
I’m so glad the soda is next to me, and I’m not drinking it when these fully load! *laughing ass off*
Sprite came out of my nose when I read this. You know, I usually like irony
I hate it when I do that, it really burns.
Did it once with Diet Pepsi.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
this sort of thing happened to my step-dad’s friend. he was sitting across from a girl he liked during lunch, and someone told a funny joke, and he ended up shooting salty fries and chocolate milk coming out his nose at the same time. that’s ow >_
correcting face…Xl
Rootbeer, my old nemesis strikes again.
don`t try this with spaghetti – it´s really gross.
And on top of that, he’s stuck crewing gum under his chair…
sprite hurts, coke is worse, and please never again with Dr Pepper…it is like a corroding acid or something, i had to splash water UP my nose to ease the burning…
Oh yeah.
So many people who shares that experience… Somehow I feel lucky… *phew*
…try that with chocolate cake, if you want painful… (NEVER eat with my friends.)
I friggin HATE that.
It has happened with various soft drinks, which is why I never drink anything while reading these comics.
aint that the truth -_-
That happened to me with pizza once…..
I think we’ve all learned something here; people still actually drink Sprite.
Yup, did that once. Kinda. Diet coke and mentos. Almost suffocated on the fizz.
.. I have now officially given up drinking soda, or carbonated beverages of any kind.
Hehe, I’ve spit out Sams Cola owch but it was so funny I did it twice =(
I’m the kind of person who takes a bite of food and then sips a drink to mash it all up. Semi-chewed hot dog, Pepsi and mucus does not look good spraying out of your nostrils at high velocity, and it feels a damn sight worse.
Good way to clear the nasal passage, I must say
Even if it stings like hell (:
Noodles x
Believe me, by far the worst thing to have shoot out your nose is red-bull. It’s like a pressurized bloody nose.
beer isn’t all that bad when it comes out. Usually ’cause your wasted when it does
Happened with corn… And it did come out. Not a very pretty sight.
But strangely unpainful!
There was this one time, I had a sinus infection… Somebody told a joke while I was drinking a mountain dew, and instead of coming out my nose, it redirected out my ears. That’s an unusual experience, let me tell you.
You think thats bad? Try chugging a semi-frozen mountain dew. Not only does it completely mess you up, but when it comes out your nose you get this carbonated brain freeze thing. THAT is painfully funny.
COFFEE. I think some of it is still in my brain…
I always found coffee wasn’t too bad if it wasn’t too hot. A near solid Jalapeno pepper though. You have know idea the agony. Especially when it leaves a seed behind.
It happened with me cept with red jello. I had a nosebleed that tasted like cherry. 0.o
Try having scrambled egg come out of your nose. That makes soda shooting out of your nostrils seem like a love tap.
xD
This happened to me once – I learned never to put a carbonated beverage in a sports bottle x3
NOODLES.
Dear god…*cough* *SNOOOORT* OUT, DAMN THEE, OUT!
This is why I never laugh. At least while eating. That and the inhaling half a steak into my throat. Just curious, was he knocked over by th pressure, or did he fall over from pain.
It’s happened to me with milk, coca-cola, and doctor pepper. pity me.
Soda nose fountain is nothing compared to shreaded wheat nose fountain.
Never had a carobanted drink come out my nose. I think it happened a few times with water, maybe..
I must disagree. The worst thing I’ve ever had shoot out of my nose was my own vomit. It’s difficult to time properly and I don’t reccomend it.
Wow…Jalapeno…dang..like..wow..no seriously..man… How about Raw carrot. I thought I was safe. Grandpa NEVER tells funny jokes. Well I thought wrong. While swallowing a carrot slice from my salad it finally happened. Grandpa made some obscure reference to catfish… and out flew the semi sharp orange death chunks. Pain to th third power times Pi. But that’s nothing compared to jalapenos…G-zus dude…
Ow. At least my food-out-of-nose story (ice cream, by the way) ended with another round of laughter.
Don’t take this as a comment on the quality of the comics, as they’re all quite hilarious, but there are rare times when the user comments far outstrip the original joke! “Carbonated brain freeze” still has my co-workers looking at me funny…
Is that the reward you get back from this Chris?
omg, riff, my brother throws up through his nose ALL THE TIME. i always make fun of him for it, but i totally see how it hurts worse than heck from the crying we hear coming from the bathroom…
lmao all i have to say to that is “are you sure you want to drink that” for some backstory it involved me 2 friends halloween and a bottle of mt dew
the first time I showed my friend Dane Cook, she laughed so hard RAMEN came out her nose.