Comments on: #39 – 9-volt (50 Comments) http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/ new adventures every monday through friday Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: spidercow http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-98875 spidercow Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:30:01 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-98875 seriously? I've done that before. here, my cell phone charger is right next to me, let me just- hmmm... well that was pathetic. nothing happened. It just tasted like plastic. Maybe i should unplug the cell phone first... okay, lemme try it now. oOOOoooOOhhh, that feels funnnnny! It's kinda sourish, like a lemon, but it's all tingly, like licking a 9-volt. seriously? I’ve done that before. here, my cell phone charger is right next to me, let me just- hmmm… well that was pathetic. nothing happened. It just tasted like plastic. Maybe i should unplug the cell phone first…
okay, lemme try it now.
oOOOoooOOhhh, that feels funnnnny! It’s kinda sourish, like a lemon, but it’s all tingly, like licking a 9-volt.

]]> By: spidercow http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-98874 spidercow Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:22:46 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-98874 OMG... somewhere in the newer comics, there is another comic where Biff actually opens his eyes. Chris whateverface said that there are actually 2 comics where he opens his eyes-I HAVE FOUND IT OMG…
somewhere in the newer comics, there is another comic where Biff actually opens his eyes. Chris whateverface said that there are actually 2 comics where he opens his eyes-I HAVE FOUND IT

]]> By: Jerus http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-94065 Jerus Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:31:36 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-94065 I once stuck my tongue in an surge protector and when i came to i was literally across the room and in between me and the opposite wall there was an bed 2-3 feet off the floor so i must have folded up and slid under I once stuck my tongue in an surge protector and when i came to i was literally across the room and in between me and the opposite wall there was an bed 2-3 feet off the floor so i must have folded up and slid under

]]> By: Gwidlet http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-92033 Gwidlet Tue, 28 Sep 2010 09:20:44 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-92033 Ah, I see. Biff IS blind - or at least, is now. Ah, I see. Biff IS blind – or at least, is now.

]]> By: Lt_amazil http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-86993 Lt_amazil Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:45:04 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-86993 H my god biff actually has eyes!!!! H my god biff actually has eyes!!!!

]]> By: MrD http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-81020 MrD Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:01:32 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-81020 If he checks his mains electrics daily by eating them, that would explain Biff's lack of hair and the vast, crackling eyebrows. If he checks his mains electrics daily by eating them, that would explain Biff’s lack of hair and the vast, crackling eyebrows.

]]> By: Hornswaggler http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-79657 Hornswaggler Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:15:15 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-79657 Mint Sharpie said: Ah, but fire tastes like bacon!!! x3 First thing that pops into my head; "Professy help! ... AAAAH Fire indeed hot!" Mint Sharpie said:
Ah, but fire tastes like bacon!!!

x3 First thing that pops into my head; “Professy help! … AAAAH Fire indeed hot!”

]]> By: naithan http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-77956 naithan Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:33:33 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-77956 kill joy kill joy

]]> By: JustJoe http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-77519 JustJoe Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:02:11 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-77519 1. A 12v auto battery will put out enough current (amperage) to weld with, but only for a short time. It is also enough amperage to seriously injure you. 2. The reason 110vac 60Hz is so dangerous is that contact both freezes your muscles and causes the heart to go into fibrillation. In the military, we were told that it is the deadliest voltage. 3. During my military career, we had one individual who regularly tested for 28vdc control voltage with his tongue. The theory was that he had been shocked so many times that he could barely feel the 28vdc. 1. A 12v auto battery will put out enough current (amperage) to weld with, but only for a short time. It is also enough amperage to seriously injure you.

2. The reason 110vac 60Hz is so dangerous is that contact both freezes your muscles and causes the heart to go into fibrillation. In the military, we were told that it is the deadliest voltage.

3. During my military career, we had one individual who regularly tested for 28vdc control voltage with his tongue. The theory was that he had been shocked so many times that he could barely feel the 28vdc.

]]> By: Opaque Destiny http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/comment-page-1/#comment-76113 Opaque Destiny Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:25:23 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/#comment-76113 Movie reference? One...Two...ZZZZZZAAAP? Jurassic Park. Movie reference?
One…Two…ZZZZZZAAAP?
Jurassic Park.

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