Comments on: #49 - Feeding time http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/ new comics every monday through friday Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:30:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Torg http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-63725 Torg Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:30:14 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-63725 I never train my couches. I leave them in the guest room until they starve to death. I never train my couches. I leave them in the guest room until they starve to death.

]]> By: Malachite Dragon http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-18629 Malachite Dragon Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:41:07 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-18629 In Soviet Russia, Couch Eat YOU and Claw YOUR pets! In Soviet Russia, Couch Eat YOU and Claw YOUR pets!

]]> By: Knife Knut http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-17917 Knife Knut Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:15:02 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-17917 OOOOO!!! Thanks for the idea Hebrew Hammer! I don't have any swords to spare, but i have a large blade or two that might be well suited to such a place. BTW, I am still in the process of training my first new couch; any tips froods? OOOOO!!! Thanks for the idea Hebrew Hammer! I don’t have any swords to spare, but i have a large blade or two that might be well suited to such a place.
BTW, I am still in the process of training my first new couch; any tips froods?

]]> By: Changeling http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-17548 Changeling Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:58:45 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-17548 I don't have to worry about this, you see. My father gives our couch regular feedings of change. He also feeds change to the car, his beds, the bed-side table, and his general area. I think he spontaeneaously generates change. If the government finds out, he might be installed in a mint. ^^ I don’t have to worry about this, you see. My father gives our couch regular feedings of change. He also feeds change to the car, his beds, the bed-side table, and his general area. I think he spontaeneaously generates change. If the government finds out, he might be installed in a mint. ^^

]]> By: Radical Edward http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-15476 Radical Edward Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:05:26 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-15476 Lately, I lost my glasses and my wallet (which has my ID and the card I use for shopping) and my grandmother and I tried looking everywhere. I was wary of the loveseat in the living room eating my grandmother up. Then again, we found a remote in the recliner. Lately, I lost my glasses and my wallet (which has my ID and the card I use for shopping) and my grandmother and I tried looking everywhere.

I was wary of the loveseat in the living room eating my grandmother up.

Then again, we found a remote in the recliner.

]]> By: DemonRex http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-13135 DemonRex Wed, 30 May 2007 04:05:17 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-13135 I live with teenage boys, so our couch was beaten into submission long ago. I live with teenage boys, so our couch was beaten into submission long ago.

]]> By: Mint Sharpie http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-12528 Mint Sharpie Wed, 23 May 2007 23:43:21 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-12528 OOOOHHHH Hebrew Hammer, can I have one of those swords? Mine need sharpening and I can't find the grindstone... OOOOHHHH Hebrew Hammer, can I have one of those swords? Mine need sharpening and I can’t find the grindstone…

]]> By: Darkpheonix XIII http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-12170 Darkpheonix XIII Sun, 20 May 2007 05:47:18 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-12170 i keep rabid crabs near my couch to keep it disciplined. it's a naughty couch. i keep rabid crabs near my couch to keep it disciplined. it’s a naughty couch.

]]> By: The Hebrew Hammer http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-7668 The Hebrew Hammer Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:04:30 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-7668 I keep a few swords in my couch coushins. One of my friends has a penchant for searching for change. I'll never forget to buy band aids again...er..sorry. "Adhesive strips" I keep a few swords in my couch coushins. One of my friends has a penchant for searching for change. I’ll never forget to buy band aids again…er..sorry. “Adhesive strips”

]]> By: zantarath http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-7279 zantarath Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:01:37 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/21/feeding-time/#comment-7279 This has happened to me, but in my case it was the t.v. I don't have a remote, so I walked top it, put my hand on the screen, then it bit it off. I had my ninja friend get it back, so I could type this. This has happened to me, but in my case it was the t.v. I don’t have a remote, so I walked top it, put my hand on the screen, then it bit it off. I had my ninja friend get it back, so I could type this.

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