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This has happened to me, but in my case it was the t.v. I don’t have a remote, so I walked top it, put my hand on the screen, then it bit it off. I had my ninja friend get it back, so I could type this.
I keep a few swords in my couch coushins. One of my friends has a penchant for searching for change. I’ll never forget to buy band aids again…er..sorry. “Adhesive strips”
I don’t have to worry about this, you see. My father gives our couch regular feedings of change. He also feeds change to the car, his beds, the bed-side table, and his general area. I think he spontaeneaously generates change. If the government finds out, he might be installed in a mint. ^^
OOOOO!!! Thanks for the idea Hebrew Hammer! I don’t have any swords to spare, but i have a large blade or two that might be well suited to such a place.
BTW, I am still in the process of training my first new couch; any tips froods?
August 25th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
I learned this one the hard way……. *shudder*
January 6th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
This is why you should always keep some loose change in your pocket, just in case your furniture needs a snack.
January 12th, 2007 at 1:45 am
And keep the remote on the end table. It’s usually traumatizing going in after it…
April 9th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
This has happened to me, but in my case it was the t.v. I don’t have a remote, so I walked top it, put my hand on the screen, then it bit it off. I had my ninja friend get it back, so I could type this.
April 11th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I keep a few swords in my couch coushins. One of my friends has a penchant for searching for change. I’ll never forget to buy band aids again…er..sorry. “Adhesive strips”
May 20th, 2007 at 12:47 am
i keep rabid crabs near my couch to keep it disciplined. it’s a naughty couch.
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:43 pm
OOOOHHHH Hebrew Hammer, can I have one of those swords? Mine need sharpening and I can’t find the grindstone…
May 29th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
I live with teenage boys, so our couch was beaten into submission long ago.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Lately, I lost my glasses and my wallet (which has my ID and the card I use for shopping) and my grandmother and I tried looking everywhere.
I was wary of the loveseat in the living room eating my grandmother up.
Then again, we found a remote in the recliner.
June 25th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I don’t have to worry about this, you see. My father gives our couch regular feedings of change. He also feeds change to the car, his beds, the bed-side table, and his general area. I think he spontaeneaously generates change. If the government finds out, he might be installed in a mint. ^^
June 29th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
OOOOO!!! Thanks for the idea Hebrew Hammer! I don’t have any swords to spare, but i have a large blade or two that might be well suited to such a place.
BTW, I am still in the process of training my first new couch; any tips froods?
July 8th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
In Soviet Russia, Couch Eat YOU and Claw YOUR pets!
June 4th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I never train my couches. I leave them in the guest room until they starve to death.