April 24th, 2006
#50 - Bagels
When I was in college, pizza bagels were a part of my weekly diet. Made from lender’s frozen bagels, some sauce and a slice of cheese. Heat in the microwave and serve. Pretty crappy food, but I didn’t know any better at the time. I discovered the true joy of the bagel when I moved to Boston. There I was introduced to Au Bon Pain and the everything bagel. A nice fresh warm bagel and some fancy cream cheese makes a wonderful breakfast.
November 28th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
I hate it when that happens.
December 29th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
is ther an actual book of biff?
December 29th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
I’m working on having the first book ready at the beginning of the new year.
January 16th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I enjoy bacon on a bagel with cream chease.
February 12th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
bagel with cream cheese ,lox(smoked salmon) and capers for me
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
i dont get it…
March 16th, 2007 at 7:08 am
Me neither
March 23rd, 2007 at 6:59 am
they dont sell bagels in belgium. weird huh?
April 9th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Blueberry bagel with a load of butter, toasted, and raspberry cream cheese.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Ew, smoked salmon… Cream cheese or margerine. A slice of cheese is always nice on top, too.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
I wonder what would appear if he looked left? Croissants?
April 21st, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Its a reference to B.F. Skinners tests of operant conditioning
April 29th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I’ll admit… I dont get it.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
this happened to my friend a few years ago, bagels will never be the same for her
May 20th, 2007 at 12:50 am
this happened to me with honey comb, crutons, and various other grains. I could have sworn one of the walking pieces of rice said something about getting ready for the assault on my mind:o
May 21st, 2007 at 2:26 pm
yeah, but it does cut down on having to go to the store every morning, and you could alwasy start a stall
“Bagels 1p per dozen” (yes i’m english)
May 26th, 2007 at 1:05 am
This is the only biff comic I dont get. O_o
May 29th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
I have no idea what this is about, but it is still hilarious in my eyes.
June 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I think Krutonman may be right, though that doesn’t help me much. Our Intro Psych class only touched on Skinner briefly. Humorous to imagine why the heck he’d put yeast in his oj, though. Or try to put out a grease fire with a hammer, for that matter. I wonder how he opens cans….
June 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Mmmm. Egg bagel with garlic cream cheese and smoked salmon. Or just toasted with peanut butter
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Peanut butter on a bagel, then microwave it. Very creamy and tasty. Reading all this makes me hungry…
August 7th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Where I live there’s this great little bakery called Bodo’s Bagels. Definitely my favorite place for breakfast (and lunch and dinner). Amazing Caesar salads, too.
August 13th, 2007 at 5:38 am
I don’t get this, but if it is a psych ref, then I don’t get ppl.
I love Bagels, I worked on a roof of synaguoge (sic) for a few weeks, fresh bagels every day at the bakery next to it *drools*, only they wouldn’t ever put ham on them for me.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Ergott poisoning!
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:48 pm
The toaster’s sideways.
January 4th, 2008 at 6:00 am
a bagel with cream cheese, the creamy cheese, everyone likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesey cream!
January 10th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
-vegan- I would never eat any of that stuff.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
God damn bagels…
February 6th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Haha foamy
February 11th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Elkian is right. the toaster IS sideways… imagine that.
pfah. sideways toasters. like THAT’LL ever happen.
* turns on news*
” sideways toasters have started raining down on people. more info as it comes”
June 19th, 2008 at 12:19 am
is the joke that he’s drunk from the yeast turning the oj to alcohol?