Discussion (15) ¬

1. 
   amanda

   May 3, 2006 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

   *shakes head* oh, biff.

   
2. 
   Leslie

   January 6, 2007 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

   I swear, we have that very one. To get the whole yard, we need 3 extension cords.
3. 
   Chryssta

   January 12, 2007 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

   *laughing* As if it’s really that hard to get a small gas powered one… Poor Biff… Then again, he’d probably catch the world on fire if his weed whacker was gas powered…
4. 
   Fenix

   January 22, 2007 at 5:11 am | # | Reply

   Well, if he tries to plug that one, he will get electrified… sincerely, he is not safe in any way xD…
5. 
   zantarath

   April 9, 2007 at 6:07 pm | # | Reply

   Go back to using your teeth. It works better than killing the town with a weed whacker. Or get a horse.
6. 
   Wannabeelf

   April 10, 2007 at 7:56 pm | # | Reply

   sheep. a small flock would do just as well. and their manuer isn’t as big as a horse’s.
7. 
   ThatChickOverThere

   May 12, 2007 at 8:16 pm | # | Reply

   Sheep need to be sheared, though. Give Biff a shearer and he’ll slice a good few limbs off.

   My suggestion: Get a goat.
8. 
   istalir

   May 15, 2007 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

   I have a goat his names eric.
9. 
   Darkpheonix XIII

   May 20, 2007 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

   Me and a goat got in a headbutting contest. I won. Goes to show how thick headed i am:S
10. 
    Mint Sharpie

    May 23, 2007 at 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    Darkpheonix, it wasn’t over a bottle of Mountain Dew, was it?
11. 
    Malachite Dragon

    May 26, 2007 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

    It probably was.

    I can see myself doing the exact same thing.
    *Click*
    “…”
    *Click*
    “Motherf***er!”
    *Click! Click! ClickClickClickClickClickCLickClickClickClickClickClickClick*
    Girlfriend: *comes up behind me, plugs it in for me*
    Weeder: *whirrs to live with all the rage of an elder god leaning down over some Armageddon, rampaging through the grass and embedding itself into bedrock.*
    “…Screw it, lets go watch TV.”
12. 
    DemonRex

    May 29, 2007 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

    The last time I tried to use one of those, I wound up sending splinters flying into my bare legs at 30 mph.
13. 
    Zero

    March 30, 2009 at 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    Wait is Biff unimpressed because of how short the cord is or is he unimpressed because it’s not working (since it isn’t plugged in)?
14. 
    Malachite Dragon

    July 11, 2009 at 6:32 am | # | Reply

    @Zero: This is Biff, can’t it be both?
15. 
    Lt_amazil

    February 20, 2010 at 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    It can go as far as a yard (three feet that is)