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	<title>Comments on: #53 - Weed Trimmer</title>
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		<title>By: DemonRex</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-13140</link>
		<dc:creator>DemonRex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 04:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The last time I tried to use one of those, I wound up sending splinters flying into my bare legs at 30 mph.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last time I tried to use one of those, I wound up sending splinters flying into my bare legs at 30 mph.</p>
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		<title>By: Malachite Dragon</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-12825</link>
		<dc:creator>Malachite Dragon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 06:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It probably was.

I can see myself doing the exact same thing.
*Click*
"..."
*Click*
"Motherf***er!" 
*Click! Click! ClickClickClickClickClickCLickClickClickClickClickClickClick*
Girlfriend: *comes up behind me, plugs it in for me*
Weeder: *whirrs to live with all the rage of an elder god leaning down over some Armageddon, rampaging through the grass and embedding itself into bedrock.*
"...Screw it, lets go watch TV."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It probably was.</p>
<p>I can see myself doing the exact same thing.<br />
*Click*<br />
&#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<br />
*Click*<br />
&#8220;Motherf***er!&#8221;<br />
*Click! Click! ClickClickClickClickClickCLickClickClickClickClickClickClick*<br />
Girlfriend: *comes up behind me, plugs it in for me*<br />
Weeder: *whirrs to live with all the rage of an elder god leaning down over some Armageddon, rampaging through the grass and embedding itself into bedrock.*<br />
&#8220;&#8230;Screw it, lets go watch TV.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mint Sharpie</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-12531</link>
		<dc:creator>Mint Sharpie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 23:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Darkpheonix, it wasn't over a bottle of Mountain Dew, was it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Darkpheonix, it wasn&#8217;t over a bottle of Mountain Dew, was it?</p>
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		<title>By: Darkpheonix XIII</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-12174</link>
		<dc:creator>Darkpheonix XIII</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 05:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Me and a goat got in a headbutting contest.  I won.  Goes to show how thick headed i am:S</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me and a goat got in a headbutting contest.  I won.  Goes to show how thick headed i am:S</p>
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		<title>By: istalir</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-11639</link>
		<dc:creator>istalir</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 06:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a goat his names eric.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a goat his names eric.</p>
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		<title>By: ThatChickOverThere</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-11379</link>
		<dc:creator>ThatChickOverThere</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 01:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sheep need to be sheared, though. Give Biff a shearer and he'll slice a good few limbs off.

My suggestion: Get a goat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sheep need to be sheared, though. Give Biff a shearer and he&#8217;ll slice a good few limbs off.</p>
<p>My suggestion: Get a goat.</p>
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		<title>By: Wannabeelf</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-7525</link>
		<dc:creator>Wannabeelf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sheep.  a small flock would do just as well.  and their manuer isn't as big as a horse's.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sheep.  a small flock would do just as well.  and their manuer isn&#8217;t as big as a horse&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: zantarath</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-7284</link>
		<dc:creator>zantarath</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Go back to using your teeth. It works better than killing the town with a weed whacker. Or get a horse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Go back to using your teeth. It works better than killing the town with a weed whacker. Or get a horse.</p>
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		<title>By: Fenix</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-1924</link>
		<dc:creator>Fenix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, if he tries to plug that one, he will get electrified... sincerely, he is not safe in any way xD...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, if he tries to plug that one, he will get electrified&#8230; sincerely, he is not safe in any way xD&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Chryssta</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/01/53-weed-trimmer/#comment-1382</link>
		<dc:creator>Chryssta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*laughing* As if it's really that hard to get a small gas powered one... Poor Biff... Then again, he'd probably catch the world on fire if his weed whacker was gas powered...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*laughing* As if it&#8217;s really that hard to get a small gas powered one&#8230; Poor Biff&#8230; Then again, he&#8217;d probably catch the world on fire if his weed whacker was gas powered&#8230;</p>
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