#53 - Weed Trimmer
May 1st, 2006

#53 - Weed Trimmer


Stumble Biff!

^ 12 Comments...

  1. amanda

    *shakes head* oh, biff.

    :D

  2. Leslie

    I swear, we have that very one. To get the whole yard, we need 3 extension cords.

  3. Chryssta

    *laughing* As if it’s really that hard to get a small gas powered one… Poor Biff… Then again, he’d probably catch the world on fire if his weed whacker was gas powered…

  4. Fenix

    Well, if he tries to plug that one, he will get electrified… sincerely, he is not safe in any way xD…

  5. zantarath

    Go back to using your teeth. It works better than killing the town with a weed whacker. Or get a horse.

  6. Wannabeelf

    sheep. a small flock would do just as well. and their manuer isn’t as big as a horse’s.

  7. ThatChickOverThere

    Sheep need to be sheared, though. Give Biff a shearer and he’ll slice a good few limbs off.

    My suggestion: Get a goat.

  8. istalir

    I have a goat his names eric.

  9. Darkpheonix XIII

    Me and a goat got in a headbutting contest. I won. Goes to show how thick headed i am:S

  10. Mint Sharpie

    Darkpheonix, it wasn’t over a bottle of Mountain Dew, was it?

  11. Malachite Dragon

    It probably was.

    I can see myself doing the exact same thing.
    *Click*
    “…”
    *Click*
    “Motherf***er!”
    *Click! Click! ClickClickClickClickClickCLickClickClickClickClickClickClick*
    Girlfriend: *comes up behind me, plugs it in for me*
    Weeder: *whirrs to live with all the rage of an elder god leaning down over some Armageddon, rampaging through the grass and embedding itself into bedrock.*
    “…Screw it, lets go watch TV.”

  12. DemonRex

    The last time I tried to use one of those, I wound up sending splinters flying into my bare legs at 30 mph.

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