I got into a fight with my school backpack, my cell phone and my computer all simultaneously. A friend texted me while i was asleep (allegedly) and my backpack grabbed my foot to trip me. In my sleep riddled state i didn’t see the computer coming at me until it was too late… 9 stitches later (and a scar where half of my eyebrow used to be) I now have a healthy respect for inanimate objects…
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Biff Monroe!
How do you lose an argument with an inanimate object? I lost an argument with a knife once. I needed a new spleen.
I lost an argument with my spleen. It then stole my lunch.
I know this is sorta offtopic… But my puppy picked up a knife I dropped once. She looked very threatening, even though she was wagging her tail. =/
Haha! Homicidal puppy!
Andy Worhol would be proud.
I got into an arguement with a sidewalk once. It won.
I once worked with a photocopier in my senior year of high school. I lost quite a lot of fights, but the class would get the assignments.
looks like he had a fight with Andy Warhol, too…
I was hoping that no one would mention mister Warhol…
Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight, the knife lost.
I got into a fight with my school backpack, my cell phone and my computer all simultaneously. A friend texted me while i was asleep (allegedly) and my backpack grabbed my foot to trip me. In my sleep riddled state i didn’t see the computer coming at me until it was too late… 9 stitches later (and a scar where half of my eyebrow used to be) I now have a healthy respect for inanimate objects…
Hey look! Biff’s pupils!
looks more like Biff lost an argument with Andy Warhol to me
I had a heart attack once. My heart lost.