#58 - Closet
May 12th, 2006

#58 - Closet


Stumble Biff!

^ 27 Comments...

  1. Chryssta

    Oh look, Biff was pushed out of the closet…

  2. Fenix

    That’s why I only get plastic hangers :S…

  3. Warcrime

    such force…. i mean he got three hangers sticking thorugh him…. those htngs must shoot out like bullets.

  4. BOFH

    been there… done that… got the t-shirt… wore it once… got stabbed through the heart with a coat hanger…

  5. zantarath

    This reminds me of when i was a kid, my sister and I got into an argument, and she started throwing nails at me. I got stabbed in the stomach and needed 18 stitches.

  6. Chunky

    I SAID NO

    WIRE HANGERS

    EVERRRRR

  7. Female Fox Furry

    That’s why I don’t use coathangers. =P

    “This reminds me of when i was a kid, my sister and I got into an argument, and she started throwing nails at me. I got stabbed in the stomach and needed 18 stitches. ”

    Wow… That’s horrible. o.o The worst I’ve ever thrown was a shoe, and that ‘only’ gave my brother a scar…

  8. Omegaboot

    my brother. a broom. handle-first. right through a glasses-lens into my right eye. and the bridge of the glasses left a scar in the bridge of my nose. :O

  9. Oddly Frozen

    great, now im gonna have nightmares of brooms and glasses

  10. Darkpheonix XIII

    *wimpers* I wear glasses. *wimpers louder* And I have a BROTHER. *wimpers very loudly* AND I HAVE A BROOM!!!

  11. Mint Sharpie

    Biff’s lucky that wasn’t MY closest. He’d be crushed by a full set of heavily denim-loaded solid wood shelves falling on him. As well as several shoe boxes filled with my rock collection. And an old karate uniform. Or three. And the Choir Dress from Beyond the Abyss. Oh smothering sack of nylon! How I despise thee!

  12. DemonRex

    Those wire hangers can be vicious when they’re startled.

  13. MetMan.EXE

    You can tell the closet’s full when there are hangers on the door frame to the room with the closet.

  14. Nero Rose

    You know, I still look at that broom comment and the first thing that comes to mind is “Incest and sodomy” Is that bad?

  15. Radical Edward

    I’m living with my family in an apartment until our house is built. I have to deal with various dangers like the VCR I use to record my progress of a game.

    The VCR is vicious…

  16. Viccica

    Well, I guess you just never know when one of those accursed wire hangers will pounce.

    Blast! Foiled again!

    ((NO MORE WIRE HANGERS! -sob-))

  17. WonofTew

    My friend has to wear a hat when exposed to florescent lights because his eyes are messed up. The reason? He and his brother were messing around when he got stabbed in the eyes by a giant stick. >.

  18. Fluffy Owner

    He got shanked by clothes hangers. What next the jackets strangle him and the pants give him a wedgie? XD

  19. Elkian

    I’ve been spanked with the plasitc triangle hangers.
    As punishment. By my mom.

  20. Elkian

    We were playing handball in gym, Iwas goalie…this guy who hates me threw the ball, even though it was PAINFULLY obvious there was only an inch of space between me and the wall…

  21. Elkian

    Knocked me over, knocked my glasses off, glasses got twisted. Two periods later, using walls as support to go to the nurse office.

  22. Elkian

    I almost fall off the chair inside. I held on as tight as I could to the armrests….thank God they were wood, and it was one of those solid wood upholstered chairs…Mom took me home.

  23. Elkian

    Turns out my sense of equilibrium was PPBBBBLLLTTT-*. Yeah.
    Those little foam balls? NOT HARMLESS!

  24. rockerofsocks

    he was forced to come out of the closet.

  25. Bazza

    The worst thing I’ve ever done on an inanimate object? You know how teachers tell you to NOT EVER LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS? Well I did. Fell off, knocked myself out, stoped breathing, had a fit and then woke up thinking it was two hours ago. Yeah, DON’T LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS! They get nasty about it and throw you off.

  26. funnyman141

    motorcycles don’t like being ridden on one wheel threw me of under my dads bike couple of bones broken and a really bad tire mark up my back don’t piss motorcycles off they gang up on you and there HEAVY!!

  27. Creep

    I will lean on as many legs as I want, thank you very much.

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