http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/ new comics every monday through friday Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:24:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-63610 Creep Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:37:43 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-63610 I will lean on as many legs as I want, thank you very much. I will lean on as many legs as I want, thank you very much.

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-54944 funnyman141 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:53:46 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-54944 motorcycles don't like being ridden on one wheel threw me of under my dads bike couple of bones broken and a really bad tire mark up my back don't piss motorcycles off they gang up on you and there HEAVY!! motorcycles don’t like being ridden on one wheel threw me of under my dads bike couple of bones broken and a really bad tire mark up my back don’t piss motorcycles off they gang up on you and there HEAVY!!

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-54628 Bazza Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:52:15 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-54628 The worst thing I've ever done on an inanimate object? You know how teachers tell you to NOT EVER LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS? Well I did. Fell off, knocked myself out, stoped breathing, had a fit and then woke up thinking it was two hours ago. Yeah, DON'T LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS! They get nasty about it and throw you off. The worst thing I’ve ever done on an inanimate object? You know how teachers tell you to NOT EVER LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS? Well I did. Fell off, knocked myself out, stoped breathing, had a fit and then woke up thinking it was two hours ago. Yeah, DON’T LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS! They get nasty about it and throw you off.

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-42258 rockerofsocks Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:02:39 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-42258 he was forced to come out of the closet. he was forced to come out of the closet.

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40593 Elkian Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:02:55 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40593 Turns out my sense of equilibrium was PPBBBBLLLTTT-*. Yeah. Those little foam balls? NOT HARMLESS! Turns out my sense of equilibrium was PPBBBBLLLTTT-*. Yeah.
Those little foam balls? NOT HARMLESS!

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40591 Elkian Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:02:11 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40591 I almost fall off the chair inside. I held on as tight as I could to the armrests....thank God they were wood, and it was one of those solid wood upholstered chairs...Mom took me home. I almost fall off the chair inside. I held on as tight as I could to the armrests….thank God they were wood, and it was one of those solid wood upholstered chairs…Mom took me home.

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40590 Elkian Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:01:02 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40590 Knocked me over, knocked my glasses off, glasses got twisted. Two periods later, using walls as support to go to the nurse office. Knocked me over, knocked my glasses off, glasses got twisted. Two periods later, using walls as support to go to the nurse office.

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40589 Elkian Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:00:18 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40589 We were playing handball in gym, Iwas goalie...this guy who hates me threw the ball, even though it was PAINFULLY obvious there was only an inch of space between me and the wall... We were playing handball in gym, Iwas goalie…this guy who hates me threw the ball, even though it was PAINFULLY obvious there was only an inch of space between me and the wall…

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40588 Elkian Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:59:02 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-40588 I've been spanked with the plasitc triangle hangers. As punishment. By my mom. I’ve been spanked with the plasitc triangle hangers.
As punishment. By my mom.

]]> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-30034 Fluffy Owner Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:07:21 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/12/58-closet/#comment-30034 He got shanked by clothes hangers. What next the jackets strangle him and the pants give him a wedgie? XD He got shanked by clothes hangers. What next the jackets strangle him and the pants give him a wedgie? XD

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