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This reminds me of when i was a kid, my sister and I got into an argument, and she started throwing nails at me. I got stabbed in the stomach and needed 18 stitches.
“This reminds me of when i was a kid, my sister and I got into an argument, and she started throwing nails at me. I got stabbed in the stomach and needed 18 stitches. ”
Wow… That’s horrible. o.o The worst I’ve ever thrown was a shoe, and that ‘only’ gave my brother a scar…
my brother. a broom. handle-first. right through a glasses-lens into my right eye. and the bridge of the glasses left a scar in the bridge of my nose. :O
Biff’s lucky that wasn’t MY closest. He’d be crushed by a full set of heavily denim-loaded solid wood shelves falling on him. As well as several shoe boxes filled with my rock collection. And an old karate uniform. Or three. And the Choir Dress from Beyond the Abyss. Oh smothering sack of nylon! How I despise thee!
I’m living with my family in an apartment until our house is built. I have to deal with various dangers like the VCR I use to record my progress of a game.
My friend has to wear a hat when exposed to florescent lights because his eyes are messed up. The reason? He and his brother were messing around when he got stabbed in the eyes by a giant stick. >.
We were playing handball in gym, Iwas goalie…this guy who hates me threw the ball, even though it was PAINFULLY obvious there was only an inch of space between me and the wall…
I almost fall off the chair inside. I held on as tight as I could to the armrests….thank God they were wood, and it was one of those solid wood upholstered chairs…Mom took me home.
The worst thing I’ve ever done on an inanimate object? You know how teachers tell you to NOT EVER LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS? Well I did. Fell off, knocked myself out, stoped breathing, had a fit and then woke up thinking it was two hours ago. Yeah, DON’T LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS! They get nasty about it and throw you off.
motorcycles don’t like being ridden on one wheel threw me of under my dads bike couple of bones broken and a really bad tire mark up my back don’t piss motorcycles off they gang up on you and there HEAVY!!
January 12th, 2007 at 2:03 am
Oh look, Biff was pushed out of the closet…
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:18 am
That’s why I only get plastic hangers :S…
February 7th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
such force…. i mean he got three hangers sticking thorugh him…. those htngs must shoot out like bullets.
February 18th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
been there… done that… got the t-shirt… wore it once… got stabbed through the heart with a coat hanger…
April 9th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
This reminds me of when i was a kid, my sister and I got into an argument, and she started throwing nails at me. I got stabbed in the stomach and needed 18 stitches.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I SAID NO
WIRE HANGERS
EVERRRRR
April 12th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
That’s why I don’t use coathangers. =P
“This reminds me of when i was a kid, my sister and I got into an argument, and she started throwing nails at me. I got stabbed in the stomach and needed 18 stitches. ”
Wow… That’s horrible. o.o The worst I’ve ever thrown was a shoe, and that ‘only’ gave my brother a scar…
April 14th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
my brother. a broom. handle-first. right through a glasses-lens into my right eye. and the bridge of the glasses left a scar in the bridge of my nose. :O
May 4th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
great, now im gonna have nightmares of brooms and glasses
May 20th, 2007 at 1:01 am
*wimpers* I wear glasses. *wimpers louder* And I have a BROTHER. *wimpers very loudly* AND I HAVE A BROOM!!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Biff’s lucky that wasn’t MY closest. He’d be crushed by a full set of heavily denim-loaded solid wood shelves falling on him. As well as several shoe boxes filled with my rock collection. And an old karate uniform. Or three. And the Choir Dress from Beyond the Abyss. Oh smothering sack of nylon! How I despise thee!
May 29th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Those wire hangers can be vicious when they’re startled.
June 15th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
You can tell the closet’s full when there are hangers on the door frame to the room with the closet.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
You know, I still look at that broom comment and the first thing that comes to mind is “Incest and sodomy” Is that bad?
June 29th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I’m living with my family in an apartment until our house is built. I have to deal with various dangers like the VCR I use to record my progress of a game.
The VCR is vicious…
August 24th, 2007 at 7:09 am
Well, I guess you just never know when one of those accursed wire hangers will pounce.
Blast! Foiled again!
((NO MORE WIRE HANGERS! -sob-))
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:39 am
My friend has to wear a hat when exposed to florescent lights because his eyes are messed up. The reason? He and his brother were messing around when he got stabbed in the eyes by a giant stick. >.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
He got shanked by clothes hangers. What next the jackets strangle him and the pants give him a wedgie? XD
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I’ve been spanked with the plasitc triangle hangers.
As punishment. By my mom.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:00 pm
We were playing handball in gym, Iwas goalie…this guy who hates me threw the ball, even though it was PAINFULLY obvious there was only an inch of space between me and the wall…
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Knocked me over, knocked my glasses off, glasses got twisted. Two periods later, using walls as support to go to the nurse office.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I almost fall off the chair inside. I held on as tight as I could to the armrests….thank God they were wood, and it was one of those solid wood upholstered chairs…Mom took me home.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Turns out my sense of equilibrium was PPBBBBLLLTTT-*. Yeah.
Those little foam balls? NOT HARMLESS!
January 4th, 2008 at 6:02 am
he was forced to come out of the closet.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:52 am
The worst thing I’ve ever done on an inanimate object? You know how teachers tell you to NOT EVER LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS? Well I did. Fell off, knocked myself out, stoped breathing, had a fit and then woke up thinking it was two hours ago. Yeah, DON’T LEAN THE CHAIRS ON TWO LEGS! They get nasty about it and throw you off.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
motorcycles don’t like being ridden on one wheel threw me of under my dads bike couple of bones broken and a really bad tire mark up my back don’t piss motorcycles off they gang up on you and there HEAVY!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I will lean on as many legs as I want, thank you very much.