May 15th, 2006
#59 - Peanut Butter
I like chunky peanut butter. Actually I’m a big fan of peanuts period. I can sit down with a big bag of peanuts and a bowl to put the shells in and call it a meal. I have to buy them in the shell. If I buy something like a jar of planters roasted peanuts I end up just drinking them. I’ll go through a jar in a half hour. I think I have to buy them in the shell or I would go broke.
June 2nd, 2006 at 7:44 am
This is actually my favorite panel. It’s the kind of thing that actually does happen too…but then again, I have short term memory loss.
This is ac….(joke)
January 6th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Wonderful, absolutely priceless.
January 6th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
I do wonder why it’s alone .. atop his DRESSER. =)
January 8th, 2007 at 11:46 am
What bothers me more is opening up a container of something and swearing that there was more in there after last time you used it. Like the PB evapourated overnight or something. Gives me the heebie jeebies, it does.
January 18th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Oh sorry Cat that was me
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Or… when you open the Nutella to discover that instead of being three-fourths empty, it is two-thirds full. THAT creeps me out…
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Hahaha, that’s awesome.
February 1st, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Damned peanut butter fairies!
February 7th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Biff needs to stop sleep eating.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:51 am
I lost a pencil once…
then I found it right on top of my bed when I came home from school. It was rather creepy…
until I realized I had used it to write a note on my door the same morning.
Never figured out where I found that damned pen either… O_o
February 18th, 2007 at 12:41 am
I once had a very vivid dream of being attacked by a dog, I could feel everything. When I awoke, I discovered that I’d gone to bed with a pencil unknowingly, and it had embedded itself in my arm.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I’ve had something like his happen before. I lost my watch, and I spent four hours looking for it. I finally found it in my pocket. of the pants I was wearing.
April 10th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
If you’re wondering why nutella refills it’s because nutella is alive and it will reproduce when the lid is on. like cheez whiz.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:45 am
I sometimes eat cheese whiz straight from the can…and peanut butter straight from the jar…and sometimes sit in front of the fridge and eat chocolate syrup with a spoon…and other stuff…
April 12th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
It was the cat… Purple tiger… Thing… Duh. What I’d like to know is why he has a dresser if he has a closet. Did it get too full?
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Closet for shirts, dresser for pants and undies. duh.
May 9th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
mmm…Nutella. I wish mine would reproduce. But I guess I eat it quicker than it can grow. I would gladly live in a world covered by Nutella.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:56 am
I once fell asleep in my PJ’s and woke up topless to find my top stapled to the wall.
May 20th, 2007 at 1:05 am
… that must have been a very strange dream you were having alex…
May 26th, 2007 at 1:13 am
“Alex Says:
May 10th, 2007 at 8:56 am
I once fell asleep in my PJ’s and woke up topless to find my top stapled to the wall.”
Alex, what the hell! XDDDD You made me laugh out loud! I scared the hell out of my cat! What the hell were you dreaming!?
May 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I just kick in my sleep. People won’t share a bunk bed with me, because I shake it so bad at night.
June 17th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
in exams, i would put a pen on top of my ear to read a question or answer things with a pencil, and when i need the pen i begin searching it all over my desk to remember its on my ear.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
I live with my parents and rarely do we encounter such a baffling dilemma. I do notice the big puffs of smoke outside my window.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:42 am
-.- While doing my homework, I put my pencil in my mouth, pick up another pencil because I can’t find the first one, lose that one, go to ask someone if anyone sees my pencil, and have the first pencil fall out of my mouth. The second one is always under me. I honestly do this almost any time I study. ;_; My boyfriend likes to tease me about it.
November 14th, 2007 at 4:44 am
Yeesh. When I used to have my glasses, I’d sometimes take them off for a bit, and I’d ask “Hey, where’d my glasses go?” And I’d look around all over the place, before I even realized they were in my hand.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I bet they use they’re fingers.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I’ve lost my glasses WHILE LOOKING THROUGH THEM.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Haha, Elkian.. The same thing happened to my friend two Halloweens ago. She was like.. “OH NO! I’VE LOST MY GLASSES!” and we searched for a while. We searched for like a minute before I said.. “Wait, Mary.. you’re WEARING them. o_o”
January 18th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
whats weird is when you and a roomate have two bowls of cereal each as a late night snack, and finish off the box
then go to sleep, and get up in the morning to find that the box was back in the drawer, full and unopened
but the dishes are in the sink, with crumbs in them still
O_o
February 7th, 2008 at 9:52 am
OMG wish i had cereal that reproduced
February 15th, 2008 at 12:43 am
…I’m going to go have peanut butter toast now.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
dose anyone here just eat peanut butter straight from the jar????
….ahhhh good times good times…
March 31st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
on a weekend drove around in my car all night and when i woke up it was topped off o_o
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
When I was little I would eat a large jar of peanut butter with a spoon, straight out of the can, and finish it in about 20 minutes. Now I can barely eat peanut butter. I mean, I’ll eat it, but not much of it. Maybe God only gives us a certain amount peanut butter addiction that I used up very quickly.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 am
I have the same problem with the drinking of sunflower seeds. I had someone at work ask me if I was trying to kick an addiction with sunflower seeds. I told them I was addicted to sunflower seeds, and that sunflower seeds only seem to make it worse.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
steve-o that is nothing. As a kid I would wait till everyone would be a sleep than sneek to the kitchen to eat….. BUTTER…..with……a…..spoon. Until one night I got caught with the spoon in my mouth by my grandma. I stoped eating it ever since that night I got caught.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:11 am
I used to eat a whole, i mean a WHOLE stick of butter. I opened the fridge took it out, and started eating it….mmm..butter!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
With regards to eating stuff, I often eat frosting, sometimes while the cake is in the oven.
I frequently lose my pencil between my thumb and forefinger.
October 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
i often lose my nintendo ds only to find it in the bathroom..