May 24th, 2006
#63 - Immovable
I wish more things were clothes dryer friendly. They work great getting your sweat pants all nice and toasty on a winter’s day but not so good on electronic devices. My wife dropped my cell phone into the cat’s water dish and it never really worked the same after that.
May 26th, 2006 at 3:04 am
how did biff move the immovable object into the dryer?
p.s. yay boze
May 27th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Duh, he took it and put it in the dryer. How else?
May 29th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
but it’s immovable
how did biff move it
May 29th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
See, that’s a little known fact about immovable objects… get them wet and they lose their immovable properties.
May 29th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Really? I gotta try that. I thought it was a simple matter of moving the immovable object, but maybe there’s more to it. Or less, I forget which.
May 31st, 2006 at 11:48 pm
ohh
i guess the more you know
that also explains why it again became immovable while in the dryer
chris you are in deed amazing
December 5th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
You know…it’s even worse when you drop it in a latrine. I still have to go to a store to have my old phone’s memory dumped into the new one.
January 2nd, 2007 at 1:54 pm
that has happened 2 me so many times its funny
January 4th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Well, I think everyone’s missed the really profound point here; there’s only One who can move the immovable.. I think our friend Biff here is more than he appears! Hmm.. interesting statement, if you look at him that way, heehee.
January 6th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Obviously he didn’t move the object to the dryer, but moved the dryer to the object. It just happened to be floating 2 feet above the floor by his specialized electrical outlet, by chance.
January 12th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Stupid question: What is the immoveable object?
January 13th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
The “Immovable Object” is something that CANNOT be moved no matter what.
January 13th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
The immoveable object doesn’t exist anymore. It and the unstoppable force cancelled each other out.
January 14th, 2007 at 3:22 am
Well, it seems to me that the drier is being forced to rotate, because it clearly cannot rotate the Immovable Object.
February 1st, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Do not try to move the object. Instead only realize the truth.
There is no immovable object.
February 21st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Then you will realize that it is not the object that is moving, it is yourself.
February 26th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Wooo, going a bit too matrixy here
March 8th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Wouldn’t it just jam the machine? Unless it’s a very powerful dryer and the object has spokes radiating from its center.
March 11th, 2007 at 8:04 am
A philosophical construction can have spokes if it wants
April 4th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
*GASP* its so obvious! Biff is The One! He was just letting Neo take over so he could stay home and blow stuff up.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Blowing stuff up is fun. They do it all the time on the mythbusters.
April 10th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
He used the unstoppable force to get the unmovable object into the dryer. Naturally.
April 11th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Everyone seems to think that the immovable object and the unstoppale force just cancel each other out. But think about it…If they met, the unstoppable force would just reflect. The real question is
“What happens when you put a dehumidifier next to a humidifier?”
April 12th, 2007 at 8:58 am
This is why there doesn’t need to be a stronger Biff. (see previous comic’s comment.)
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
But objects stop when they reflected justbarely long enough for the force exerted upon the object they are reflecting off of to bounce back (If I understand it correctly).
The humidifier and de-humidifier would just partially or wholly cancel eachother out, creating humidity settings not usually reachable by the normal machines.
The real question: what would happen should a Katamari pick up the universe?
April 25th, 2007 at 7:09 am
The answer is obvious! He didn’t move the Immovable Object, he moved the UNIVERSE around the Immovable Object. @_@
No wonder he can’t afford to pay his gravity bill. XD
May 4th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
universe moving, that was once my job *sigh* biff takes everything fun
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:52 am
So, if the immovable properties stop working when it gets wet, what if only half of the immovable object gets wet? Could you turn it in circles? Maybe the dry part would stay full power(the dry part is still in fact immovable) and the whole object would stay in the same spot, unless you broke off the now-movable part. OR, maybe one drop of water makes the entire object movable!
I feel like slipping an Immovable Object™ into a friend’s car now.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 am
Also, do Biff’s eyebrows ever reach outside the borders of the comic? I couldn’t help noticing how they’ve conformed to the size of the panel.
I’ll have to watch his eyebrows now.
May 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Man, it would be hilarious if he put that thing in his invisible car and tried to drive off.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:17 pm
but no matter how he moved the object, the object is no longer immovable.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:11 am
My mom found a flat, dry mouse in the drier once. It had gone through not once, but twice for reasons I cannot remember. Her scream was priceless though. XD Normally mother is not an easy woman to phase. Ah, she also freaked out when she ran over one of our chickens and it exploded.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:16 pm
He didn’t put IT in the DRYER….he put the DRYER around IT…
March 10th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
…if an immovable object gets wet…and it loses its immovable capabilities…
HOW did it throw the dryer across the room?
March 19th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Reminds me of putting a whole tub of chlorine in…
ok, don’t do that, unless you want to experience an explosion without a fire.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
(After Death Connolly Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
But objects stop when they reflected justbarely long enough for the force exerted upon the object they are reflecting off of to bounce back (If I understand it correctly). )
But that does not hold true for everything. Light never stops, even when hitting a mirror (well, it stops if you freeze it, but that isn’t what we’re talking about). An unstoppable force would probably act the same way.
Here’s another question for you: Can an unstoppable force be slowed down or sped up?
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Obviously, he used the portal gun to open a portal inside his dryer, then under the Immovable object.
July 20th, 2008 at 11:01 am
But immovable objects can’t be moved by gravity either (unless they’re wet, in which case they can be moved by anything, and Biff would probably just pick it up in that case).