#64 - Socks
May 26th, 2006

#64 - Socks


Stumble Biff!

^ 31 Comments...

  1. Eirikr

    That’s actually kind of impressive. What are Biff’s socks made of? Wool? Polyester? Rubidium?

  2. MetMan

    He needs those anti-static dryer sheets.

  3. Steven

    If his socks were made of Rubidium they would ignite in the wash.

  4. Mattz

    his socks are made out of an unknown element. Probably Uuz or something.

  5. Seto Kaiba

    Who says that he washes them. Maybe he drycleans them.

  6. Kiche

    I take back what I said in #60. These socks are clearly superior.

  7. Aijuan

    Ow. Think of it, toaster(among other things) hammering you at that velocity.

  8. colin

    maybe he dries them with friction since the immovable object’s still in his driericsson

  9. Chuck

    Uuz? I hadn’t heard that one, my knowledge (or unknowledge, chemistry sucks) stops at Uuu…

  10. MTXteerling

    That’s why it’s unknown. Well, except to biff of course. But then again, biff is almighty.

  11. dilverman

    eisai poly malakas

  12. Malachite Dragon

    YEEEHAAAAW!

  13. zantarath

    I guess the next part in his life was censored for gore. cause imagine what happens when the immovable object, his knife drawer, and his sword collection come in.

  14. Dark Pheonix XIII

    That wouldn’t matter to much though. Biff seems to be immortal.

  15. karpeth

    the elements doesn’t stop. Uuz is also hypothetically impossible, as after ununennium, it goes to unbinillium.

  16. 66point6

    Perhaps they are made of Unununium?
    Or Tungsten(W)!!!
    Teehee. I’m such a nerd. 8)

  17. Anonymous

    /dance

  18. Darkpheonix XIII

    does a jig for anonymous

  19. Garrett

    His toaster is a one-slot! Space-saving!

  20. DemonRex

    Those are some hungry socks.

  21. anteaters stole my sanity

    wouldnt the force from the socks create a black hole or something?

  22. Radical Edward

    I see Biff likes Sprite…

  23. TomCC

    nah, not yet… but if it draws the clean ones from the cupboard to it, then there’s problem…

  24. TerrorBlades

    Hhahaha black hole socks!
    Hmmm i wonder where you can buy his socks… You know so you can get a black hole in a “frends” “Home”…. And then if he some how gets away well you still got the other sock…

  25. Chester

    I see you were right about the red socks being destroyed in re-entry.
    There not there…

  26. Elkian

    Ooops.
    Time to get dryer sheets.

  27. Anime Panda

    Yay! That’s always fun! ^_^

  28. KatzeWerfer

    just think of effect it would have on the earths magnetic field

  29. kaz

    No, his gravity just got turned off again.

  30. Danielle

    Whooo he has many many many socks.

  31. Psymphonic

    The electromagnetic force is much stronger than the gravitational force - photons beat gravitons every time ! Simple particle physics !

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