OH GOD! Greatest one, in my humble opinion, yet. I laughed so darn hard! I can just imagine Biff lifting the monitor high and bringing it violently down on his head lol!
‘Biff’s fone rings, biff picks up. person on other side says “hello, this is the head of microsoft. we heard from an anonymous source that you have created virtual reality, and are willing to pay anything you like for the designs.” Biff can only make clicking and whirring noises, sice prolonged use of his VR system fused it to his head, making him part computer.’
Jetman, you are entirely correct. One Colonel Jack O’Neill experienced something similar and it nearly killed him by overloading his brain. But it wasn’t a cathode ray tube, it was a (and I quote) “Dang Ancient head-sucker… thing…”
“Virtual reality? We didn’t have no stinking virtual reality! If an axe-wielding razorback warrior was chasing you, you just had to hope you could outrun him! Those were the days…”
I think you all misunderstood this. Biff read “Fight Club” (the book), and tried to kill his boss with a monitor bomb… he just didn’t realize he was his own boss. Also, he assumed his flesh to be a decent replacement for gasoline.
Maybe he didn’t have his (flaming) hammer for venting his frustration, so he used his head instead. Perhaps he was trying to get the VCR to play through the computer. Or he thought he saw his brain inside the monitor. Anyway, the screen is so snug around his neck because he was trying to pull his head back out (like pulling an arrow out the entrance wound).
brilaint!!
That is, once the lacerations stop stinging.
I WANT ONE NOW!
If only I didn’t use flatscreen monitors…
Just don’t forget where the ESCape key is in case it gets ugly…
The cathode rays are so dazzling, you’ll never remember where Escape is in time.
After that… the flashies shall have you in their grasp.
AND YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE.
OH GOD! Greatest one, in my humble opinion, yet. I laughed so darn hard! I can just imagine Biff lifting the monitor high and bringing it violently down on his head lol!
Somehow, Biff’s own virtual reality system was not as satisfying as the one mass-produced by Microsoft…
i have done this, it doesn’t work!
The sword wounds on my face feel so real!
Keith, you use flat screen monitors…? =/ …Alot of games don’t work on alot of flat screen monitors… Though that may not matter at all to you. =P
this…..this is GENIUS!!!!!
When Microsoft finds out what Biff is doing, they’ll hire him.
Wonder if it’s anything like that Tron movie in there.
‘Biff’s fone rings, biff picks up. person on other side says “hello, this is the head of microsoft. we heard from an anonymous source that you have created virtual reality, and are willing to pay anything you like for the designs.” Biff can only make clicking and whirring noises, sice prolonged use of his VR system fused it to his head, making him part computer.’
Jetman, you are entirely correct. One Colonel Jack O’Neill experienced something similar and it nearly killed him by overloading his brain. But it wasn’t a cathode ray tube, it was a (and I quote) “Dang Ancient head-sucker… thing…”
Yay SG-1!!!!
“Virtual reality? We didn’t have no stinking virtual reality! If an axe-wielding razorback warrior was chasing you, you just had to hope you could outrun him! Those were the days…”
Teh computre is aon my headd rifght now. Danfg its hard tpo type.
Ouch…Virtual reality is only comfortable when your head isn’t halfway through an old monitor. I learned that the hard way in 8th grade.
how did he get his head in, when the glass fits snugly around his neck?
You really shouldn’t make me laugh like that while I’m drinking. It’s going to be your fault if I choke.
Videodrome?
Dyso, it so simple. He sharpened his head like he did before, when getting ready for the test…
I think you all misunderstood this. Biff read “Fight Club” (the book), and tried to kill his boss with a monitor bomb… he just didn’t realize he was his own boss. Also, he assumed his flesh to be a decent replacement for gasoline.
He probably head-butted it rather than drop.
That’s what I feel like doing when you have that one level on a video game that you just can’t beat.
The lacerations from the glass should bring some trippy euphoria, imagining himself being in VR.
i did that once… after the electric shocks subsided it became quite the dazzling experience… tho the glass will hurt like bloody ****
He’s trying to see if the Matrix is real, of course…It’s been proved that he is not The One. Neo would have simply melted da glass. 8D
Or He IS The One, And Neo’s Just a Cover-up! YAY FOR GO– I Mean.. -Ahem-
>_>
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Maybe he didn’t have his (flaming) hammer for venting his frustration, so he used his head instead. Perhaps he was trying to get the VCR to play through the computer. Or he thought he saw his brain inside the monitor. Anyway, the screen is so snug around his neck because he was trying to pull his head back out (like pulling an arrow out the entrance wound).
Well, pity that this amazing feat of Biff is obsolete now. Who has a computer screen thicker than 3 inches these days?
Me.
I never noticed that I have a virtual-reality device right in front of me all the time…
I think I’ll try it out NOW!
to dilverman, YES IT DOES!