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OH GOD! Greatest one, in my humble opinion, yet. I laughed so darn hard! I can just imagine Biff lifting the monitor high and bringing it violently down on his head lol!
‘Biff’s fone rings, biff picks up. person on other side says “hello, this is the head of microsoft. we heard from an anonymous source that you have created virtual reality, and are willing to pay anything you like for the designs.” Biff can only make clicking and whirring noises, sice prolonged use of his VR system fused it to his head, making him part computer.’
Jetman, you are entirely correct. One Colonel Jack O’Neill experienced something similar and it nearly killed him by overloading his brain. But it wasn’t a cathode ray tube, it was a (and I quote) “Dang Ancient head-sucker… thing…”
“Virtual reality? We didn’t have no stinking virtual reality! If an axe-wielding razorback warrior was chasing you, you just had to hope you could outrun him! Those were the days…”
I think you all misunderstood this. Biff read “Fight Club” (the book), and tried to kill his boss with a monitor bomb… he just didn’t realize he was his own boss. Also, he assumed his flesh to be a decent replacement for gasoline.
Maybe he didn’t have his (flaming) hammer for venting his frustration, so he used his head instead. Perhaps he was trying to get the VCR to play through the computer. Or he thought he saw his brain inside the monitor. Anyway, the screen is so snug around his neck because he was trying to pull his head back out (like pulling an arrow out the entrance wound).
May 31st, 2006 at 11:49 pm
brilaint!!
January 13th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
That is, once the lacerations stop stinging.
January 14th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
I WANT ONE NOW!
February 1st, 2007 at 8:04 pm
If only I didn’t use flatscreen monitors…
February 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Just don’t forget where the ESCape key is in case it gets ugly…
February 21st, 2007 at 5:27 pm
The cathode rays are so dazzling, you’ll never remember where Escape is in time.
After that… the flashies shall have you in their grasp.
AND YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE.
February 26th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
OH GOD! Greatest one, in my humble opinion, yet. I laughed so darn hard! I can just imagine Biff lifting the monitor high and bringing it violently down on his head lol!
February 26th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Somehow, Biff’s own virtual reality system was not as satisfying as the one mass-produced by Microsoft…
March 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
i have done this, it doesn’t work!
April 9th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
The sword wounds on my face feel so real!
April 12th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Keith, you use flat screen monitors…? =/ …Alot of games don’t work on alot of flat screen monitors… Though that may not matter at all to you. =P
May 4th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
this…..this is GENIUS!!!!!
May 10th, 2007 at 9:03 am
When Microsoft finds out what Biff is doing, they’ll hire him.
May 13th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Wonder if it’s anything like that Tron movie in there.
May 20th, 2007 at 1:19 am
‘Biff’s fone rings, biff picks up. person on other side says “hello, this is the head of microsoft. we heard from an anonymous source that you have created virtual reality, and are willing to pay anything you like for the designs.” Biff can only make clicking and whirring noises, sice prolonged use of his VR system fused it to his head, making him part computer.’
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Jetman, you are entirely correct. One Colonel Jack O’Neill experienced something similar and it nearly killed him by overloading his brain. But it wasn’t a cathode ray tube, it was a (and I quote) “Dang Ancient head-sucker… thing…”
Yay SG-1!!!!
May 30th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
“Virtual reality? We didn’t have no stinking virtual reality! If an axe-wielding razorback warrior was chasing you, you just had to hope you could outrun him! Those were the days…”
May 31st, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Teh computre is aon my headd rifght now. Danfg its hard tpo type.
June 4th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Ouch…Virtual reality is only comfortable when your head isn’t halfway through an old monitor. I learned that the hard way in 8th grade.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
how did he get his head in, when the glass fits snugly around his neck?
July 5th, 2007 at 8:20 am
You really shouldn’t make me laugh like that while I’m drinking. It’s going to be your fault if I choke.
July 14th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Videodrome?
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Dyso, it so simple. He sharpened his head like he did before, when getting ready for the test…
November 4th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
I think you all misunderstood this. Biff read “Fight Club” (the book), and tried to kill his boss with a monitor bomb… he just didn’t realize he was his own boss. Also, he assumed his flesh to be a decent replacement for gasoline.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
He probably head-butted it rather than drop.
December 29th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
That’s what I feel like doing when you have that one level on a video game that you just can’t beat.
March 19th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
The lacerations from the glass should bring some trippy euphoria, imagining himself being in VR.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
i did that once… after the electric shocks subsided it became quite the dazzling experience… tho the glass will hurt like bloody ****
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:44 am
He’s trying to see if the Matrix is real, of course…It’s been proved that he is not The One. Neo would have simply melted da glass. 8D
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Or He IS The One, And Neo’s Just a Cover-up! YAY FOR GO– I Mean.. -Ahem-
>_>
<_<
November 4th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Maybe he didn’t have his (flaming) hammer for venting his frustration, so he used his head instead. Perhaps he was trying to get the VCR to play through the computer. Or he thought he saw his brain inside the monitor. Anyway, the screen is so snug around his neck because he was trying to pull his head back out (like pulling an arrow out the entrance wound).
November 19th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Well, pity that this amazing feat of Biff is obsolete now. Who has a computer screen thicker than 3 inches these days?
April 1st, 2010 at 10:32 am
Me.
May 17th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I never noticed that I have a virtual-reality device right in front of me all the time…
I think I’ll try it out NOW!