The brilliance of this is so staggering that i’m amazed i have the self control to sit here and type this instead of running to the game room and trying it right now.
if staple-pong became a sport, along the course of the game, i would find myself aiming less and less towards the actual ball and more towards my opponent…
The brilliance of this is so staggering that i’m amazed i have the self control to sit here and type this instead of running to the game room and trying it right now.
You will need a lot of practice before you can challenge Biff.
at least Biff’s got one thing going for him. Maybe that’s how me made all his money
ive actually played, empty stapler & office meeting table aside
What about if he misses? What about the guy on the other side of the table?
that would hurt if they made it extreme. Like with a staple gun.
Or a nail gun, but then it would need a new name.
i gosta try that
That has “Epic” written all over it.
That looks like a whole lotta fun, though I find myself attracted to the nail-gun-pong idea.
if staple-pong became a sport, along the course of the game, i would find myself aiming less and less towards the actual ball and more towards my opponent…
stple guns don’t really hurt that bad after 10 cm… i’ve tried. There just isn’t any fins to keep the pointy end going in first.
Staple pong? Aaah! I’m getting out of here! I’ve irritated my eyes while working with glitter!
Why in 1984 of all years? Or do I think too much?
@Lord Klingsor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four
Yea, that whole “freedom is slavery” rhetoric- or could it be he was inspired by the ubiquitous 1984 US Olympic team? perhaps? (ala Stewie)
Biff, not realizing he was playing in a literal “sudden death” final round, accidentally overthrew Big Brother…
Just don’t use a staplegun.
heheh… nice…..
TomCC Says:
“stple guns don’t really hurt that bad after 10 cm… i’ve tried. There just isn’t any fins to keep the pointy end going in first.”
I’m trying to picture this:
1 cm — OW!
2 cm — OW!
3 cm — Ow!
4 cm — Ow!
…
DarkPheonixXIII said: Or a nail gun, but then it would need a new name.
I think a nail gun would have enough power to turn the ping pong ball of mild injury into the ping pong ball of doom and death and destruction.
im the 2008 staple pong world champ
Biff has filled out quite a bit since this comic, hasn’t he? At least people can’t impale themselves on his shoulders or elbows anymore.
…Oh really?
*eyes the stapler*
* throws the stapler at happy pills’ forehead* I CHALLENGE YOU…. because biff just kicked my arse
Wow, one of my new favorite comics, going under my “Morning Cup of Coffee” addon for firefox.
…I thought the final boss in “Prince of Staple Pong” looked a bit like Biff…