#68 - Staple
June 5th, 2006

#68 - Staple


Stumble Biff!

^ 23 Comments...

  1. Fittle

    The brilliance of this is so staggering that i’m amazed i have the self control to sit here and type this instead of running to the game room and trying it right now.

  2. Chris

    You will need a lot of practice before you can challenge Biff. :)

  3. gameboyaddict

    at least Biff’s got one thing going for him. Maybe that’s how me made all his money

  4. colin

    ive actually played, empty stapler & office meeting table aside

  5. Papaya

    What about if he misses? What about the guy on the other side of the table?

  6. zantarath

    that would hurt if they made it extreme. Like with a staple gun.

  7. Dark Pheonix XIII

    Or a nail gun, but then it would need a new name.

  8. Oddly Frozen

    i gosta try that

  9. ThatChickOverThere

    That has “Epic” written all over it.

  10. DemonRex

    That looks like a whole lotta fun, though I find myself attracted to the nail-gun-pong idea.

  11. anteaters stole my sanity

    if staple-pong became a sport, along the course of the game, i would find myself aiming less and less towards the actual ball and more towards my opponent…

  12. TomCC

    stple guns don’t really hurt that bad after 10 cm… i’ve tried. There just isn’t any fins to keep the pointy end going in first.

  13. Radical Edward

    Staple pong? Aaah! I’m getting out of here! I’ve irritated my eyes while working with glitter!

  14. Lord Klingsor

    Why in 1984 of all years? Or do I think too much?

  15. Laje Kahr

    @Lord Klingsor
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four

  16. Lookfar

    Yea, that whole “freedom is slavery” rhetoric- or could it be he was inspired by the ubiquitous 1984 US Olympic team? perhaps? (ala Stewie)

  17. Apocalyptic Bob

    Biff, not realizing he was playing in a literal “sudden death” final round, accidentally overthrew Big Brother…

  18. Elkian

    Just don’t use a staplegun.

  19. bob

    heheh… nice…..

  20. Grep Agni

    TomCC Says:

    “stple guns don’t really hurt that bad after 10 cm… i’ve tried. There just isn’t any fins to keep the pointy end going in first.”

    I’m trying to picture this:
    1 cm — OW!
    2 cm — OW!
    3 cm — Ow!
    4 cm — Ow!

  21. Deteramot

    DarkPheonixXIII said: Or a nail gun, but then it would need a new name.

    I think a nail gun would have enough power to turn the ping pong ball of mild injury into the ping pong ball of doom and death and destruction.

  22. naithan

    im the 2008 staple pong world champ

  23. Psymon

    Biff has filled out quite a bit since this comic, hasn’t he? At least people can’t impale themselves on his shoulders or elbows anymore.

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