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#77 – Umbrella

by Chris on June 26, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. Kaldaris
    Kaldaris
    January 10, 2007 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    As long as most novelties last anyways.

  2. Madness
    Madness
    January 25, 2007 at 9:58 pm | # | Reply

    That’s gotta hurt.

  3. Keith
    Keith
    February 1, 2007 at 8:08 pm | # | Reply

    He could get electricuted on a stormy night.

  4. colin
    colin
    February 23, 2007 at 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    but he’d be dry…

  5. Chuck
    Chuck
    February 26, 2007 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    …

    WHYYYYYYYY!?
    GOD WHY!!!?

    I kinda rolled my screen slowly downwards and was like “Hey, where’s biff?”
    Laughed hard when I saw him laying on the ground with an umbrella stuck in his head.

  6. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    Biff:
    *Chasing after his giant, purple cat* Get back here! *slams into door, umbrella rips the back part of his skull off.”

  7. Alex
    Alex
    May 10, 2007 at 9:08 am | # | Reply

    I used to have one of those, but I got it replaced with a death ray.

  8. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 23, 2007 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I replaced mine with a squeegee

  9. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 23, 2007 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    Why a squeegee? I mean, why not a squeegee, but it would be awfully uncomfortable to squeegee anything like that…

  10. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    I have a sattelite dish in mine.

  11. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    June 4, 2007 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply

    I got drenched today, despite the fact I had a big umbrella. But at least the bagels I bought were dry when I got home.

  12. Caitlin
    Caitlin
    July 1, 2007 at 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    Does he have a photo of a gym on his wall? Or a painting, or whatever. Why?

  13. Lord Klingsor
    Lord Klingsor
    July 5, 2007 at 8:30 am | # | Reply

    Because he’s Biff. You can’t expect him to have normal pictures on the wall.

  14. Raile
    Raile
    July 31, 2007 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    See, when I see that all I can think of is two guys with umbrella implants lowering their heads and running at each other. CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

  15. Chester
    Chester
    October 16, 2007 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    And then the laughter stopped.
    People stared.
    And someone gigled.
    Then the laughter started again.

  16. WonofTew
    WonofTew
    November 6, 2007 at 8:29 am | # | Reply

    My great uncle did something like that. Except, yeah, it was the head of a tiny girl hitting the door frame instead of an umbrella. XD I never let him pick me up again after I recovered.

  17. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm | # | Reply

    Explains the spelling mistakes.

  18. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 23, 2007 at 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    It’s really funny to tap someone on the shoulder, start laughing, and walk away.

  19. Dark Nexus
    Dark Nexus
    July 17, 2008 at 5:27 am | # | Reply

    My head implant is an orbital grade ion cannon, I’m dangerous when sneezing

  20. Happy Pills
    Happy Pills
    January 7, 2009 at 10:17 pm | # | Reply

    R-really!? Why didn’t someone tell me before!?

    *Looks in mirror* At least I can get that lightning rod I’ve always wanted…

  21. naithan
    naithan
    April 7, 2009 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Lightning rod? seriously?

  22. Kintatsu
    Kintatsu
    June 16, 2009 at 9:51 pm | # | Reply

    Happy, you must have a deathwish. I’d go for a sai, myself, though it’s not much better than a lightning rod…

  23. MrD
    MrD
    July 8, 2009 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if his eyebrows are strong enough to slice pieces out of door frames too…

  24. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    July 11, 2009 at 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Seriously he looks like he rammed into the doorframe at full speed.

  25. Firewing™
    Firewing™
    October 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    He Did, Durr. He’s Biff. He’s Awesome. So.. Umm.. ISTOLEYOURSPORK-KTHXBYE

    - -This was an Announcement From Firewing™, Thanks For Listening- -

  26. That one guy
    That one guy
    January 18, 2010 at 10:06 pm | # | Reply

    another hilarious biff comic
    Firewing –> I’ll I have to say is OMGGETBACKHEREWITHMYSPORK!

  27. Kaz
    Kaz
    April 2, 2010 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

    You people are lucky. My head implant is the Moon. It’s a pain to walk around the Earfh every day… So if you ever look at the sky and say “Wow, look,the moon is directly over us!” Two things, first, no it’s not. Secolnd… Shut the fuck up!

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