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Well, Kaldaris, nowadays, there are tosters available with a special “retoast” setting, so your toasted toast gone cold is reset to the a “just freshly toasted” state.
Works fine for about the first three turns on the same morning. After that, the toast turns too dry to make you still bother.
Now we know that Biff isn’t a test subject and he isn’t rich enough to buy all those crazy things. He invents them. The question is if he’s smart enough to build things like this or if he just uses random parts of things and gets lucky enough to make something practical. I’d rather say the second one though.
This would be quite useful for me. I have a toaster that has 7 levels of toasting, and anything above 2, even slightly, you get completely burnt toast.
I know. It’s like all modern toasters were created for carbon-eating aliens who like the carbon bread-flavored and threatened to annihilate the earth if the toaster companies didn’t make them to the alien’s specifics.
You know that Spin City episode where Mike is so drunk he realizes the truth of life, the universe and everything is “Once the bread is toast, it can never go back to bread”?
If it can unburn toast, it could theoretically uncook dough too, but it could also be programmed to stop at bread. So maybe, Kor.
For those who say that is physically impossible, any chemical reaction is theoretically reversible given sufficient energy, the proper application thereof, and that no mass was lost or drifted away during the transformation.
What Biff has made is a nuclear reactor that uses molecules instead of atoms. And yes, I know i used big words.
It’s not possible. The entropy of the universe states that a system can’t go from a high entropy state to a low entropy one! Obviously, it must be an alternate universe in which that law of entropy is not applicable!
If the breader broke every molecule in the toast and forcibly reassembled them into their unburnt counterparts, that would be “breading.” Entropy has nothing to do with a forced action.
December 17th, 2006 at 1:23 am
I would buy one.
December 30th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Me too. Sometimes I burn my toast because it’s on the wrong setting.
January 3rd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
O_O That has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life.
January 10th, 2007 at 12:29 am
Brilliant, now I can retoast my bread when it gets cold- without turning it black!
January 13th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Clearly the best invention ever.
January 19th, 2007 at 3:22 am
Well, Kaldaris, nowadays, there are tosters available with a special “retoast” setting, so your toasted toast gone cold is reset to the a “just freshly toasted” state.
Works fine for about the first three turns on the same morning. After that, the toast turns too dry to make you still bother.
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:55 am
Biff gets me surprised once in a while…
January 24th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I love this one :D.
January 30th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
But…Biff’s doing something smart.
:3
February 7th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
there has t be a first time for everything Mattz
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
second. Rc cheese is first
March 17th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Biff’s got a high Intelligence score.
Just not much in the Wisdom department.
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Absolute peach.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
It’s obviously an alternate universe. In this one, Biff is smart.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
ah! a fellow gamer! hello, nick!
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:34 pm
More defiance of Physics!!
May 5th, 2007 at 12:32 am
screw physics, i wants one!!
May 12th, 2007 at 12:05 am
I want that
May 12th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Now that would be perfect for my Toaster Strudels.
I’m sick of burning them all…
May 13th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
If he put that out on the market, Biff would make MILLIONS.
I can already see myself buying like ten of those as Christmas gifts.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Now we know that Biff isn’t a test subject and he isn’t rich enough to buy all those crazy things. He invents them. The question is if he’s smart enough to build things like this or if he just uses random parts of things and gets lucky enough to make something practical. I’d rather say the second one though.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Does it toast bread too?
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:45 am
This would be quite useful for me. I have a toaster that has 7 levels of toasting, and anything above 2, even slightly, you get completely burnt toast.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:39 pm
ZOMFGWTFXBBQZ *dies of delight*
May 30th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I know. It’s like all modern toasters were created for carbon-eating aliens who like the carbon bread-flavored and threatened to annihilate the earth if the toaster companies didn’t make them to the alien’s specifics.
June 2nd, 2007 at 6:08 pm
So… how would suck a device function?
June 16th, 2007 at 12:28 am
(Reply to last post) What?
June 16th, 2007 at 12:47 am
Not all people use CHA as the dump stat. -coughbushandbiffcough-
August 8th, 2007 at 4:48 am
You know that Spin City episode where Mike is so drunk he realizes the truth of life, the universe and everything is “Once the bread is toast, it can never go back to bread”?
Until now.
August 15th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Yes! Now I can get more pranks on my toast-loving sister! Thank you, Biff xD
August 15th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Does the toast become irreversible if you put cheese on it?
August 24th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Tin> Only until Biff invents a de-cheeseifier
October 20th, 2007 at 4:24 am
But what happens if you use too high of a setting? Does the toast become dough?
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
If it can unburn toast, it could theoretically uncook dough too, but it could also be programmed to stop at bread. So maybe, Kor.
For those who say that is physically impossible, any chemical reaction is theoretically reversible given sufficient energy, the proper application thereof, and that no mass was lost or drifted away during the transformation.
What Biff has made is a nuclear reactor that uses molecules instead of atoms. And yes, I know i used big words.
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
It’s not possible. The entropy of the universe states that a system can’t go from a high entropy state to a low entropy one! Obviously, it must be an alternate universe in which that law of entropy is not applicable!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:20 am
If the breader broke every molecule in the toast and forcibly reassembled them into their unburnt counterparts, that would be “breading.” Entropy has nothing to do with a forced action.
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 am
it must run Unix, that’s why it needs a keyboard…
November 5th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Haha… found this with ’search’ after reading one of the comments on the Sticky-Note-Table….. hilarious+brilliant!
November 19th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
don’t ask… just believe.