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#79 – Bread

by Chris on June 30, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
└ Tags: bread, toast

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  1. Alchav
    Alchav
    December 17, 2006 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

    I would buy one.

  2. Background Bailey
    Background Bailey
    December 30, 2006 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

    Me too. Sometimes I burn my toast because it’s on the wrong setting.

  3. Bach
    Bach
    January 3, 2007 at 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    O_O That has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life.

  4. Kaldaris
    Kaldaris
    January 10, 2007 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Brilliant, now I can retoast my bread when it gets cold- without turning it black!

  5. XRS
    XRS
    January 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm | # | Reply

    Clearly the best invention ever.

  6. Daniel Pisano
    Daniel Pisano
    January 19, 2007 at 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Well, Kaldaris, nowadays, there are tosters available with a special “retoast” setting, so your toasted toast gone cold is reset to the a “just freshly toasted” state.
    Works fine for about the first three turns on the same morning. After that, the toast turns too dry to make you still bother.

  7. Fenix
    Fenix
    January 22, 2007 at 5:55 am | # | Reply

    Biff gets me surprised once in a while…

  8. Madness
    Madness
    January 24, 2007 at 5:18 pm | # | Reply

    I love this one :D .

  9. Mattz
    Mattz
    January 30, 2007 at 8:08 pm | # | Reply

    But…Biff’s doing something smart.

    :3

  10. Warcrime
    Warcrime
    February 7, 2007 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    there has t be a first time for everything Mattz

  11. colin
    colin
    February 23, 2007 at 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    second. Rc cheese is first

  12. Nick
    Nick
    March 17, 2007 at 11:24 pm | # | Reply

    Biff’s got a high Intelligence score.
    Just not much in the Wisdom department.

  13. Rossini
    Rossini
    March 22, 2007 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    Absolute peach.

  14. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    It’s obviously an alternate universe. In this one, Biff is smart.

  15. Wannabeelf
    Wannabeelf
    April 10, 2007 at 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    ah! a fellow gamer! hello, nick!

  16. 66point6
    66point6
    April 22, 2007 at 2:34 pm | # | Reply

    More defiance of Physics!!

  17. Oddly Frozen
    Oddly Frozen
    May 5, 2007 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

    screw physics, i wants one!!

  18. mic
    mic
    May 12, 2007 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I want that

  19. Spoot Knight
    Spoot Knight
    May 12, 2007 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    Now that would be perfect for my Toaster Strudels.
    I’m sick of burning them all…

  20. ThatChickOverThere
    ThatChickOverThere
    May 13, 2007 at 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    If he put that out on the market, Biff would make MILLIONS.

    I can already see myself buying like ten of those as Christmas gifts.

  21. Demonprophet
    Demonprophet
    May 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm | # | Reply

    Now we know that Biff isn’t a test subject and he isn’t rich enough to buy all those crazy things. He invents them. The question is if he’s smart enough to build things like this or if he just uses random parts of things and gets lucky enough to make something practical. I’d rather say the second one though.

  22. sixcorners
    sixcorners
    May 15, 2007 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    Does it toast bread too?

  23. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 23, 2007 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

    This would be quite useful for me. I have a toaster that has 7 levels of toasting, and anything above 2, even slightly, you get completely burnt toast.

  24. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 23, 2007 at 7:39 pm | # | Reply

    ZOMFGWTFXBBQZ *dies of delight*

  25. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

    I know. It’s like all modern toasters were created for carbon-eating aliens who like the carbon bread-flavored and threatened to annihilate the earth if the toaster companies didn’t make them to the alien’s specifics.

  26. Countchunko
    Countchunko
    June 2, 2007 at 6:08 pm | # | Reply

    So… how would suck a device function?

  27. MetMan.EXE
    MetMan.EXE
    June 16, 2007 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    (Reply to last post) What?

  28. Nero Rose
    Nero Rose
    June 16, 2007 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Not all people use CHA as the dump stat. -coughbushandbiffcough-

  29. Jenny
    Jenny
    August 8, 2007 at 4:48 am | # | Reply

    You know that Spin City episode where Mike is so drunk he realizes the truth of life, the universe and everything is “Once the bread is toast, it can never go back to bread”?

    Until now.

  30. Kanki-chan
    Kanki-chan
    August 15, 2007 at 11:20 am | # | Reply

    Yes! Now I can get more pranks on my toast-loving sister! Thank you, Biff xD

  31. Tin
    Tin
    August 15, 2007 at 10:55 pm | # | Reply

    Does the toast become irreversible if you put cheese on it?

  32. Darklight
    Darklight
    August 24, 2007 at 7:14 pm | # | Reply

    Tin> Only until Biff invents a de-cheeseifier

  33. Kor
    Kor
    October 20, 2007 at 4:24 am | # | Reply

    But what happens if you use too high of a setting? Does the toast become dough?

  34. Creep
    Creep
    June 3, 2008 at 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    If it can unburn toast, it could theoretically uncook dough too, but it could also be programmed to stop at bread. So maybe, Kor.
    For those who say that is physically impossible, any chemical reaction is theoretically reversible given sufficient energy, the proper application thereof, and that no mass was lost or drifted away during the transformation.
    What Biff has made is a nuclear reactor that uses molecules instead of atoms. And yes, I know i used big words.

  35. Deteramot
    Deteramot
    June 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

    It’s not possible. The entropy of the universe states that a system can’t go from a high entropy state to a low entropy one! Obviously, it must be an alternate universe in which that law of entropy is not applicable!

  36. Torg
    Torg
    July 19, 2008 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

    If the breader broke every molecule in the toast and forcibly reassembled them into their unburnt counterparts, that would be “breading.” Entropy has nothing to do with a forced action.

  37. Myth Monk
    Myth Monk
    October 23, 2008 at 2:05 am | # | Reply

    it must run Unix, that’s why it needs a keyboard…

  38. speearr
    speearr
    November 5, 2008 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Haha… found this with ‘search’ after reading one of the comments on the Sticky-Note-Table….. hilarious+brilliant!

  39. Tepnoa
    Tepnoa
    November 19, 2008 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

    don’t ask… just believe.

  40. Nokore
    Nokore
    December 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    Physics teachers must not like Biff very much. oo;

  41. Happy Pills
    Happy Pills
    January 7, 2009 at 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    …Whoa.

    I’d buy one.

  42. Dart336
    Dart336
    February 12, 2009 at 7:04 am | # | Reply

    Biff, YOUR A GENEIUS!

    id so buy one, lol.

  43. flamesblade
    flamesblade
    February 27, 2009 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    I knew it exisited!!!

  44. girlypipchu34
    girlypipchu34
    June 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    i thoght that biff was stuipid and how did he survive to acually do this anyway?

  45. -2!
    -2!
    June 24, 2009 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    @ Nokore

    I am a going into physics, this reaction is possible, under the assumption that the entropy of the rest of the universe increases enough to make up for this reaction.

  46. Firewing™
    Firewing™
    October 23, 2009 at 9:28 pm | # | Reply

    BIFF, GIVE ME MY BREADER BACK, YOU STOLE IT! D*** IT!

    - -This was an Announcement From Firewing™, Thanks For Listening- -

  47. maxsteele2
    maxsteele2
    January 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    Inbread?

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