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#81 – Lick

by Chris on July 5, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
└ Tags: mail

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  1. Chryssta
    Chryssta
    January 12, 2007 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Uhm, Biff? You don’t gotta lick the paper box to close it…

  2. Warcrime
    Warcrime
    February 7, 2007 at 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    And this is what happens when you buy self adhesive envelopes.

  3. colin
    colin
    February 23, 2007 at 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    and strangely enough… iv’e done that

  4. Nick
    Nick
    March 17, 2007 at 11:27 pm | # | Reply

    He didn’t realize his tounge was stuck until he put the envelope in the box? Jeez….

  5. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    March 18, 2007 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    Thats because his recoil unit is still broken =D

  6. The Hebrew Hammer
    The Hebrew Hammer
    April 11, 2007 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    Deaf people can’t hear. Blind people can’t see. But what do they call it when you can’t feel pain…I know it’s a real medical disorder…I think Biff has it.

  7. Krutonman
    Krutonman
    April 21, 2007 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    its called CIPA (congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis)
    there was an episode of House about it recently

  8. 66point6
    66point6
    April 22, 2007 at 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    *squeals* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee!
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!

  9. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    April 29, 2007 at 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    I’m deaf, actually. =D I wear a cochlear implant. Google it, too much info to type up here.

  10. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 23, 2007 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

    ……ummm, yeah, alot of people would find that long of a toungue usefule…

  11. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 30, 2007 at 2:47 pm | # | Reply

    Seems like people with CIPA would do well in law enforcement or military… It would suck to have it though. You wouldn’t realize you had your hand on a hot plate unless someone told you so.

  12. Vincent
    Vincent
    June 3, 2007 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    Or that you had just stuck your hand in the meatgrinder….

  13. Andra
    Andra
    July 13, 2007 at 5:03 am | # | Reply

    Trust me, once you smell the burning meat without cooking anything you know it. Oo

  14. Vickster
    Vickster
    July 16, 2007 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

    almost all people with CIPA die before theyre 25, and a large number dont make it past 3. It’s kinda unlikely Biff has it.

  15. Chester
    Chester
    October 16, 2007 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Uhm… yeah?
    He’s been cut in half by paper. I dont think Death is of any great importance to him.

  16. K
    K
    October 19, 2007 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

    It’s also possible to not really be aware of pain even without CIPA. I should know; I live in a state of chronic pain that I’ve adapted to by literally tuning out anything below a certain threshold. I’ll have people tell me I’m bleeding, and have to wonder when *that* happened, or get up at night to take some painkillers just because I can’t get to sleep because something’s hurting but it’s too ‘low’ to be consciously aware of the pain. It’s survivable, but not very fun sometimes.

  17. ~SyM~
    ~SyM~
    November 13, 2007 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, when Biff gets hurt he just looks kinda frustrated.

  18. Shiyiya
    Shiyiya
    November 30, 2007 at 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    Biff always looks frustrated. I don’t tihnk he has any other expression.

  19. unknowledge
    unknowledge
    December 20, 2007 at 7:14 pm | # | Reply

    I think I have CIPA… the other day I was walking around barefoot and stepped on a piece of glass that sliced clean through my foot. I didn’t notice until someone pointed it out to me. I had an “oh really?” kind of reaction then pulled it out and went about my day.

  20. Moriarty Matherson
    Moriarty Matherson
    March 10, 2008 at 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    Malachite Dragon Says:

    April 29th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
    I’m deaf, actually. =D I wear a cochlear implant. Google it, too much info to type up here.

    *looks pointedly at you*
    Cochlear is derived from the latin word for spoon…

    for example. Te odeo, interfice te cochleare.
    Translation: I hate you, go kill yourself with a spoon =P

  21. Creep
    Creep
    June 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    I can think of worse things to do with a spoon.

  22. Deteramot
    Deteramot
    June 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    If he has CIPA, He would probably be dead. But, I think it’s unlikely. More likely, he gets hurt so much on a daily basis that he just doesn’t notice when he’s in pain.

  23. Psymon
    Psymon
    November 10, 2008 at 11:19 pm | # | Reply

    Moriarty Matherson Says: Cochlear is derived from the Latin word for spoon…

    I had heard Cochlea was the Latin word for snail. Cochlear is a grammatically logical form of the same word.

  24. Deteramot
    Deteramot
    January 12, 2009 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

    A cochlear implant is a special type of hearing aid, usually used on small children who have never developed hearing, because it hear differently than the normal human ear. Obviously, they implant something into your head, then they put in a sort of hearing aid thing, which picks up and translates sounds. It’s a very cool piece of science.

  25. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    July 11, 2009 at 7:09 am | # | Reply

    @Deteramot: You’re exactly right. Except I was a special case- I had already developed hearing, since they implanted it into the cochlea of my right ear at the age of 5 after I lost 100% of my natural hearing in both ears to spinal meningitus. Other then that, you’re spot on. And it works perfectly well for me-other then asking you to repeat yourself here and there you can carry on a conversation with me just fine. :3

  26. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    July 11, 2009 at 7:09 am | # | Reply

    (and I’m 19 now if anyone cares.)

  27. corey
    corey
    June 30, 2010 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

    gene simmons must have tongue envy

  28. mic
    mic
    February 8, 2012 at 10:13 pm | # | Reply

    strong adhesives seem to be the end of Biff

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