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the carbonated water would thin it
but would it stay carbonated? i mean a soda is used in the matter of a hour to a week in bottle form and by the end of that week it’s near flat
it also seems very messi simply because you have no control of how much comes out
think shaking a soda and opening it now rember it’s a thick red paste
not good at all
holy crud! they need to sell that, thats such a good idea! ..just thinking of all the times ive been in a restaurant with those infernal bottles of ketchup that are near completely full and nothing comes out!
reminds me of a movie me and my friends did… it was a parody of lost and the guy who played jack was going to operate a guy. In the end was he all coverd in ketchup (and I was playing the polar bear ^^)
chief of police: Alright, what do we got.
cop: Well, there’s a huge plate of fries, some toast, the kitchen is covered with ketchup, blood, and glass shards, and the victim, still holding part of the bottle, is almost nonexistant. I’m going to say he was smashing himself with the bottle, while running around the kitchen in some sort of frenchfry and toast ritual.
Chief: perhaps, but leave the rampaging 3 year old mob excuse open.
I think it would be an awesome idea but not necessary. My family has a secret technique for getting anything to the top of a bottle. It involves holding the bottom of the bottle and hitting it down…. Whoops, guess it isn’t a secret anymore!! Love the comic!!
I find it amazing that those two pieces of toast came from the single slot toaster.
altough knowing biff he probably has two toasters and that toast was bread from yesterday when he decided he didn’t wan’t it.
My father’s trick is to hold your left hand steady over the meal and strike the gap between thumb and forefinger with the base of the neck of the bottle (where it joins the widest part of the bottle). If you strike the base, much of the force is lost, however if you move the bottle and the sauce, and then stop the bottle, the sauce will want to keep moving.
July 24th, 2006 at 11:22 am
uh oh!
July 24th, 2006 at 11:23 am
uh oh!
that’s awesome
July 24th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Man, that is awesome… That would be so neat. Carbonated ketchup… I bet it would taste so awful yet so funderful at the same time.
July 24th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
I wonder if it would work. I know you can buy those kits to carbonate fruit juice… ketchup might be too thick.
July 25th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
the carbonated water would thin it
but would it stay carbonated? i mean a soda is used in the matter of a hour to a week in bottle form and by the end of that week it’s near flat
it also seems very messi simply because you have no control of how much comes out
think shaking a soda and opening it now rember it’s a thick red paste
not good at all
December 17th, 2006 at 1:27 am
This might be a good idear.
January 5th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
This one’s a big f’n mess in the making, no?
January 5th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
You know it!
January 10th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Biff really likes toast dosen’t he? Toast and a crapload of fries… Mmmm Mmm, good.
January 12th, 2007 at 2:46 am
Sounds like a typical bachelor meal to me…
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:11 am
Well, looks like he is waiting the worst to happen, just look at all those french fries…
February 18th, 2007 at 1:39 am
Isn’t it strange that ketchup will stain red on any color but black (on which it leaves a white mark)?
April 9th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
I could live with the massive mess, as long as my ketchup still tasted like Ketchup.
April 13th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Eeew, ketchup… Save your self and throw it away, Biff.
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 am
holy crud! they need to sell that, thats such a good idea! ..just thinking of all the times ive been in a restaurant with those infernal bottles of ketchup that are near completely full and nothing comes out!
April 25th, 2007 at 8:26 am
I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this one.
It’d be fun to try atleast once.
April 29th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
TAKE COVER!
May 8th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
reminds me of a movie me and my friends did… it was a parody of lost and the guy who played jack was going to operate a guy. In the end was he all coverd in ketchup (and I was playing the polar bear ^^)
May 12th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
It’s actually very easy to make ketchup explode from the nozzle of the bottle. Baking powder (One of Ryan Dunn’s house pranks).
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:42 pm
chief of police: Alright, what do we got.
cop: Well, there’s a huge plate of fries, some toast, the kitchen is covered with ketchup, blood, and glass shards, and the victim, still holding part of the bottle, is almost nonexistant. I’m going to say he was smashing himself with the bottle, while running around the kitchen in some sort of frenchfry and toast ritual.
Chief: perhaps, but leave the rampaging 3 year old mob excuse open.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Ka-splort.
May 30th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Ketchup toast?
June 4th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
I’m not cleaning up that mess!
June 8th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
I could use that when the crayola paint starts to run out in my art class and I look like an idiot trying to scrape the paint out of the bottle
:/
June 28th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
why isn’t this available on a shirt?
July 1st, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I think it would be an awesome idea but not necessary. My family has a secret technique for getting anything to the top of a bottle. It involves holding the bottom of the bottle and hitting it down…. Whoops, guess it isn’t a secret anymore!! Love the comic!!
August 26th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Can anyone say mentos?
September 2nd, 2007 at 9:26 am
Mentos and carbonated ketchup=Death ray
this is a basic science fact
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
The only thing that could possibly make this better is Pop Rocks.
September 14th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
just don’t let it come out your nose.
Darkpheonix XIII gets serious laugh props for his post
October 14th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Genious!
November 6th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Ooh, that makes me think of an awesome Human Art sketch from Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYsDsEcfG0g
You’ll have to watch the ending to understand the connection. S’pretty short/awesome, so don’t worry about it.
November 7th, 2007 at 5:23 am
OMG That was kewl, WonofTew!
December 13th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
OH DEAR GOD!!! Carbination?!?!?
March 19th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I find it amazing that those two pieces of toast came from the single slot toaster.
altough knowing biff he probably has two toasters and that toast was bread from yesterday when he decided he didn’t wan’t it.
May 14th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Ketchup ready! FIRE IN THE HOLE! It would look as if the Texas Chainsaw Massacre happened in the kitchen but DAMN would it be a tasty massacre!
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I can imagine Mythbusters doing an entire episode with this…Carbonated ketchup; can it kill a man? XDD
July 8th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Biff should suggest this to the F1 guys.
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
My father’s trick is to hold your left hand steady over the meal and strike the gap between thumb and forefinger with the base of the neck of the bottle (where it joins the widest part of the bottle). If you strike the base, much of the force is lost, however if you move the bottle and the sauce, and then stop the bottle, the sauce will want to keep moving.