#89 - Ketchup
July 24th, 2006

#89 - Ketchup


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^ 35 Comments...

  1. Ali

    uh oh!

  2. Ali

    uh oh!
    that’s awesome

  3. LordRetard

    Man, that is awesome… That would be so neat. Carbonated ketchup… I bet it would taste so awful yet so funderful at the same time.

  4. Chris

    I wonder if it would work. I know you can buy those kits to carbonate fruit juice… ketchup might be too thick.

  5. kangaroosexy

    the carbonated water would thin it
    but would it stay carbonated? i mean a soda is used in the matter of a hour to a week in bottle form and by the end of that week it’s near flat
    it also seems very messi simply because you have no control of how much comes out
    think shaking a soda and opening it now rember it’s a thick red paste
    not good at all

  6. Alchav

    This might be a good idear.

  7. Pickleduck McWeaselpants

    This one’s a big f’n mess in the making, no?

  8. Chris

    You know it!

  9. Harlequin

    Biff really likes toast dosen’t he? Toast and a crapload of fries… Mmmm Mmm, good.

  10. Chryssta

    Sounds like a typical bachelor meal to me…

  11. Fenix

    Well, looks like he is waiting the worst to happen, just look at all those french fries…

  12. Kardas

    Isn’t it strange that ketchup will stain red on any color but black (on which it leaves a white mark)?

  13. zantarath

    I could live with the massive mess, as long as my ketchup still tasted like Ketchup.

  14. Female Fox Furry

    Eeew, ketchup… Save your self and throw it away, Biff.

  15. Kaos

    holy crud! they need to sell that, thats such a good idea! ..just thinking of all the times ive been in a restaurant with those infernal bottles of ketchup that are near completely full and nothing comes out!

  16. Zion

    I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this one.

    It’d be fun to try atleast once.

  17. Malachite Dragon

    TAKE COVER!

  18. Wortcov

    reminds me of a movie me and my friends did… it was a parody of lost and the guy who played jack was going to operate a guy. In the end was he all coverd in ketchup (and I was playing the polar bear ^^)

  19. Spoot Knight

    It’s actually very easy to make ketchup explode from the nozzle of the bottle. Baking powder (One of Ryan Dunn’s house pranks).

  20. Darkpheonix XIII

    chief of police: Alright, what do we got.
    cop: Well, there’s a huge plate of fries, some toast, the kitchen is covered with ketchup, blood, and glass shards, and the victim, still holding part of the bottle, is almost nonexistant. I’m going to say he was smashing himself with the bottle, while running around the kitchen in some sort of frenchfry and toast ritual.
    Chief: perhaps, but leave the rampaging 3 year old mob excuse open.

  21. Mint Sharpie

    Ka-splort.

  22. DemonRex

    Ketchup toast?

  23. Radical Edward

    I’m not cleaning up that mess!

  24. Mochi

    I could use that when the crayola paint starts to run out in my art class and I look like an idiot trying to scrape the paint out of the bottle
    :/

  25. Miranda

    why isn’t this available on a shirt?

  26. Dracat

    I think it would be an awesome idea but not necessary. My family has a secret technique for getting anything to the top of a bottle. It involves holding the bottom of the bottle and hitting it down…. Whoops, guess it isn’t a secret anymore!! Love the comic!!

  27. Scoop

    Can anyone say mentos?

  28. Capn Steve

    Mentos and carbonated ketchup=Death ray
    this is a basic science fact

  29. Marthion

    The only thing that could possibly make this better is Pop Rocks.

  30. jesssack

    just don’t let it come out your nose.
    Darkpheonix XIII gets serious laugh props for his post

  31. grexxor

    Genious!

  32. WonofTew

    Ooh, that makes me think of an awesome Human Art sketch from Japan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYsDsEcfG0g

    You’ll have to watch the ending to understand the connection. S’pretty short/awesome, so don’t worry about it.

  33. Terrorbob

    OMG That was kewl, WonofTew!

  34. Justin

    OH DEAR GOD!!! Carbination?!?!?

  35. kaz

    I find it amazing that those two pieces of toast came from the single slot toaster.
    altough knowing biff he probably has two toasters and that toast was bread from yesterday when he decided he didn’t wan’t it.

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