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#90 – Boots

by Chris on July 26, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. kangaroosexy
    kangaroosexy
    July 26, 2006 at 4:46 am | # | Reply

    who whould want boots that increese gravtiy
    esp. to the exact gravity of saturn
    biff truly is not a smart shoper
    i’m almost certant he has some form of ron-co perfered shopper account

  2. prometheus
    prometheus
    November 23, 2006 at 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    that looks very painful.

  3. Otacon
    Otacon
    January 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    Ouch

  4. Chryssta
    Chryssta
    January 12, 2007 at 2:47 am | # | Reply

    No kids in Biffs future…ever…

  5. Calthin
    Calthin
    January 13, 2007 at 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    probably for the best if Biff doesn’t have kids.

  6. Fenix
    Fenix
    January 22, 2007 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least that mistake did something good… The world is gonna be safe of little Biffs…

  7. Chris
    Chris
    January 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha!

  8. Vex
    Vex
    January 23, 2007 at 11:12 am | # | Reply

    That would hurt… ALOT.

  9. DMC_Run
    DMC_Run
    January 30, 2007 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    I think you meant “Jupiter”… Saturn’s density (& thus, it’s gravity) is so low that if there was a large-enough ocean, it could float on water.

  10. DMC_Run
    DMC_Run
    January 30, 2007 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    …& HOW could they EVER be next to each other???!? one pair would always be on the ceiling, the other pressing divots into the carpet!

  11. Knick
    Knick
    January 30, 2007 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    Easy: On/Off Switch

  12. Kiche
    Kiche
    February 4, 2007 at 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    DMC_Run, that is incorrect. Acceleration due to gravity is determined by the mass of the object in question and how far away it is. Density does not really matter.

    Also, Jupiter, being a gas giant as well, probably has a density similar to Saturn’s anyway.

    Either way, that just looks so.. very.. painful.

  13. Mike *last name will not be given*
    Mike *last name will not be given*
    February 5, 2007 at 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, here’s a thought: what if Biff’s shoes broke through both the ceiling and the floor at the same time? Would he float in midair, or would it be more of a CRUNCH “Ow.” situation?

  14. Khass
    Khass
    February 7, 2007 at 1:43 pm | # | Reply

    Mike, I’d say that Biff would be the first human to experiment binary fission.

  15. Rogue Psyker
    Rogue Psyker
    February 13, 2007 at 9:00 am | # | Reply

    I think that particular position has won Biff a Darwin Award, for ‘removing himself from the gene pool’.

  16. stapler
    stapler
    February 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    lets hope so ;P

  17. Kardas
    Kardas
    February 18, 2007 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

    A thought occurs (supported by the eyebrows): Biff isn’t a tragically impulsive shopper, but rather a completely insane inventor like Lao Kang the Mad.

  18. Chuck
    Chuck
    February 26, 2007 at 3:53 pm | # | Reply

    Seriously, I think Biff’s kids are lucky not ever being born. What kindof father would Biff be? Though I guess they would be as immortal as Biff himself, thus being a menace on the world…

  19. Vole
    Vole
    March 8, 2007 at 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    He’s had every part of his body mutilated.. I don’t think a little overextension is gonna phase him.

  20. Nick
    Nick
    March 17, 2007 at 11:41 pm | # | Reply

    Calthin, Biff can still have kids?

  21. DisgruntledBadger
    DisgruntledBadger
    March 22, 2007 at 9:48 pm | # | Reply

    It’s yoga, Biff-style!

  22. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    Ow… How come his pants didn’t rip?

  23. The Squirrel
    The Squirrel
    April 9, 2007 at 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    Perhaps Biff’s children, assuming their conception is still possible, would be better off having a parental figure who teaches from experience.

  24. Female Fox Furry
    Female Fox Furry
    April 13, 2007 at 5:11 pm | # | Reply

    Biff himself doesn’t seem to learn much.

  25. Omegaboot
    Omegaboot
    April 14, 2007 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    Jupiter, for one, has a gravity of over 2.5 times Earth’s, if I recall correctly.

    It has been theorized that it has a super-dense solid core, perhaps diamond. :O

  26. Chris
    Chris
    April 14, 2007 at 2:51 pm | # | Reply

    “Lucy in the sky with diamonds…”

  27. 66point6
    66point6
    April 22, 2007 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    Given the situation, Lucy UNDERGROUND with Diamonds.

  28. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    April 29, 2007 at 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    Time to split the twins. >:D

  29. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 23, 2007 at 10:48 pm | # | Reply

    Biff doesn’t really look that uncomfortable. Instead, he looks more like he has an “oh shnitzel, how am i going to get out of this one” expression.

  30. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 24, 2007 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    What if you put the uber-grav boots on OVER the anti-grav ones? Would that make you have normal gravity, make you float, or turn you into a duck?

  31. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 30, 2007 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    If you punched him in the leg, he would make a ‘twaaangg’ noise. :D

  32. Garrett
    Garrett
    June 6, 2007 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

    My pants rip whenever I do that

  33. MetMan.EXE
    MetMan.EXE
    June 16, 2007 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Ya’know there’s a difference between anti-grav and reverse-grav, right?

  34. Nero Rose
    Nero Rose
    June 16, 2007 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

    At least he doesn’t have sideways gravity boots! -Cricket, cricket- I can hear you breathing out there.

  35. Matt
    Matt
    June 22, 2007 at 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    This is, by far, the most clever comic you have posted. Well done, sir

  36. Niko
    Niko
    July 8, 2007 at 5:00 am | # | Reply

    I’m just giggling at his pose.

  37. Kanki-chan
    Kanki-chan
    August 15, 2007 at 11:51 am | # | Reply

    O_O

    I so want Biff’s boots!

  38. Capn Steve
    Capn Steve
    September 2, 2007 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

    To reply to the delicious mint sharpie, Yes he would be turned into a duck

  39. Terrorbob
    Terrorbob
    November 7, 2007 at 5:26 am | # | Reply

    reverse the boots and they would probably spin around each other, making him into a corkscrew

  40. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 23, 2007 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    …thus undoing the ‘shrunk pants’ problem.

  41. teres
    teres
    January 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

    Biff does too seem to learn from experiance… have you seen him do the same thing twice? Its forethought and planning that he lacks.

  42. Auntie Aku
    Auntie Aku
    January 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    Biff doesn’t need to have kids. He is immortal, and thus, I think, he’ll never get old, either.

    There’s nothing wrong with my logic ( I know I spelled that wrong), you’re only seeing things.

  43. Amy
    Amy
    January 28, 2008 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

    Diamonds aren’t that dense, they’re just hard… In fact, the cubic structure makes them less dense than graphite, I think. Diamond-based pencils would ruin a lot of paper, though, unless you used a lot of wax… Hey, that’d be cool.

  44. MadMax
    MadMax
    March 19, 2008 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

    Terrorbob, I was looking for that exact reply if I would of posted it :D

  45. kaz
    kaz
    March 19, 2008 at 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    In response as to why he needs gravity boots, It’s for when ne doesn’t pay his gravity bills.

    Now which ones did he mean to put on?

  46. Danielle
    Danielle
    May 4, 2008 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

    Woahohoh, I’d never buy that ^ |^

  47. Creep
    Creep
    June 4, 2008 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

    ((Kiche Says:

    February 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    DMC_Run, that is incorrect. Acceleration due to gravity is determined by the mass of the object in question and how far away it is. Density does not really matter.))

    Not entirely true. Jupiter’s mass is around 350 times Earth’s. Its gravity is around 2.5 or 3 times Earth’s. Low density is another way of saying most of the object’s mass is farther away.

  48. Pom Rania
    Pom Rania
    June 16, 2008 at 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    Ooowwww. That must HURT.

  49. trevor
    trevor
    June 19, 2008 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

    I wonder what it would be like kicking someone with one of thosse boots…

  50. Deteramot
    Deteramot
    June 23, 2008 at 4:43 pm | # | Reply

    You couldn’t kick anybody. The Saturn Gravity boots cause your feet to be immovable from the ground, and if you kicked with the anti gravity boots on, you would just go into a constantly repeating flip until you turned them off.

    Also, Gravity is a product of Mass, not Density.

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