From the creators of the Dirt Gravity Shoes, we bring you… COW MAGENT GLOVES! Wake up in the morning and no milk? Well, just put n your gloves and turn them on an watch as a cow(s) come flying through your 10,000 dollar window! Fresh milk on the go! Call nao!
No no no, think about it: Jack Sparrow, Edward Elric, and Biff. What do they all have in common? They’re all genius’, but find themselves in oddly stupid situations.
I’d most probably watch the movie above, in David’s comment. Who other that Burton COULD direct such a movie? And I bet it would be a total blockbuster, too.
And I’d be happy to have those shoes too. They’d make cleaning my room up so much easier!
XDD I can’t think of anything to say to this one but…OMGLOL. Those random infomercials that last half an hour, saying the same thing over and over…and yet you can’t stop watching them. O_O
Biff seems to have all this high-tech stuff, and I wonder just where he gets it…Perhaps he is a brain-damaged super genius, he creates all this stuff (which happens to border between awesome/useless/hilarious), but doesn’t remember the actual actions……Or he’s a cartoon.
He really doesn’t know what to buy does he…
He buys a lot of stuff advertised at 3 in the morning, doesn’t he? I’m willing to bet he has at least two full sets of Ginzu knives in his kitchen…
Those are some serious stilts.
Biff seems to have a lot of shoes 0.0
Once you think it through though… That actualy may be a good idea. Less vaccuming and stuff when its all in one place you know?
he probably gets up for the girls gone wild commercials and stays for the goofy products
From the creators of the Dirt Gravity Shoes, we bring you… COW MAGENT GLOVES! Wake up in the morning and no milk? Well, just put n your gloves and turn them on an watch as a cow(s) come flying through your 10,000 dollar window! Fresh milk on the go! Call nao!
How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?
Looks fun. I’d buy!
Dont not sleep and shop, kids. It messes with your mind.
I think that something that is not being addressed yet is the fact that HE HAS THAT MUCH DIRT IN HIS HOUSE! O_o
Cow magnet… woosh *Moooooo* *Various sounds of pain*
how is biff so smart and dumb at the sametime?
As before stated(I forget by whom) He got a high roll on Intelligence stats, but a low one on Wisdom.
I think Biff invents all this stuff. I mean, who else can think up these things? The goofy commercials never have anything this good.
Did he just walk across the River Ankh? =D (Diskworld reference.)
The dirt couldn’t be from walking over the Ankh, there’s not nearly that much of it.
3 A.M. Advertisement: “Dirt Magnet Shoes! Get taller as you walk!”
Biff, thinking: *Whoa. I gottsa gets me somma those.*
I can just imagine him not noticing until his eyebrows get caught in a ceiling fan.
Every single one of these comics I read, the first word that comes to mind: “Why?”
I’m still favoring the mad inventor theory….
No no no, think about it: Jack Sparrow, Edward Elric, and Biff. What do they all have in common? They’re all genius’, but find themselves in oddly stupid situations.
Yeah, but Jack’s a bloody fop, Ed’s got an ego problem, and Biff apparently still hasn’t found where his brain is hiding.
incredible…
I actually misread the edward elric as Edward Scissorhands, puerly because Jack is played by Johnny Depp…
Biff: the Movie. Starring Johnny Depp as Biff. Directed by Tim Burton. Music by Danny Elfman.
I’d most probably watch the movie above, in David’s comment. Who other that Burton COULD direct such a movie? And I bet it would be a total blockbuster, too.
And I’d be happy to have those shoes too. They’d make cleaning my room up so much easier!
That would be the most kickass movie, like, evar.
I just sounded idiotc there, but still, that would so own.
These comments just made my day. D&D, Discworld, FMA: WIN!!!
I wonder how the shoes attract dirt. Maybe someone stuffed Pigpen inside them?
Papaya:
How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?
no, the ground sticks to his feet
XDD I can’t think of anything to say to this one but…OMGLOL. Those random infomercials that last half an hour, saying the same thing over and over…and yet you can’t stop watching them. O_O
I’m amazed this hasn’t popped up yet:
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AMAZING DIRT MAGNET SHOES.
Again. Do want.
Tehya, you’d be surprised how much dirt hides in and under carpets. Even after vacuuming… That much is probaby just two rooms…. *has torn up carpet*
Biff seems to have all this high-tech stuff, and I wonder just where he gets it…Perhaps he is a brain-damaged super genius, he creates all this stuff (which happens to border between awesome/useless/hilarious), but doesn’t remember the actual actions……Or he’s a cartoon.
biff has some weird pairs of shoes…