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From the creators of the Dirt Gravity Shoes, we bring you… COW MAGENT GLOVES! Wake up in the morning and no milk? Well, just put n your gloves and turn them on an watch as a cow(s) come flying through your 10,000 dollar window! Fresh milk on the go! Call nao!
No no no, think about it: Jack Sparrow, Edward Elric, and Biff. What do they all have in common? They’re all genius’, but find themselves in oddly stupid situations.
I’d most probably watch the movie above, in David’s comment. Who other that Burton COULD direct such a movie? And I bet it would be a total blockbuster, too.
And I’d be happy to have those shoes too. They’d make cleaning my room up so much easier!
XDD I can’t think of anything to say to this one but…OMGLOL. Those random infomercials that last half an hour, saying the same thing over and over…and yet you can’t stop watching them. O_O
December 24th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
He really doesn’t know what to buy does he…
January 5th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
He buys a lot of stuff advertised at 3 in the morning, doesn’t he? I’m willing to bet he has at least two full sets of Ginzu knives in his kitchen…
January 7th, 2007 at 3:22 am
Those are some serious stilts.
January 7th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Biff seems to have a lot of shoes 0.0
January 10th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Once you think it through though… That actualy may be a good idea. Less vaccuming and stuff when its all in one place you know?
January 15th, 2007 at 12:19 am
he probably gets up for the girls gone wild commercials and stays for the goofy products
February 15th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
From the creators of the Dirt Gravity Shoes, we bring you… COW MAGENT GLOVES! Wake up in the morning and no milk? Well, just put n your gloves and turn them on an watch as a cow(s) come flying through your 10,000 dollar window! Fresh milk on the go! Call nao!
February 26th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?
March 23rd, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Looks fun. I’d buy!
Dont not sleep and shop, kids. It messes with your mind.
April 7th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I think that something that is not being addressed yet is the fact that HE HAS THAT MUCH DIRT IN HIS HOUSE! O_o
April 9th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Cow magnet… woosh *Moooooo* *Various sounds of pain*
April 20th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
how is biff so smart and dumb at the sametime?
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
As before stated(I forget by whom) He got a high roll on Intelligence stats, but a low one on Wisdom.
April 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am
I think Biff invents all this stuff. I mean, who else can think up these things? The goofy commercials never have anything this good.
April 29th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Did he just walk across the River Ankh? =D (Diskworld reference.)
May 25th, 2007 at 6:08 am
The dirt couldn’t be from walking over the Ankh, there’s not nearly that much of it.
May 28th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
3 A.M. Advertisement: “Dirt Magnet Shoes! Get taller as you walk!”
Biff, thinking: *Whoa. I gottsa gets me somma those.*
May 30th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I can just imagine him not noticing until his eyebrows get caught in a ceiling fan.
July 1st, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Every single one of these comics I read, the first word that comes to mind: “Why?”
July 11th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I’m still favoring the mad inventor theory….
August 15th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
No no no, think about it: Jack Sparrow, Edward Elric, and Biff. What do they all have in common? They’re all genius’, but find themselves in oddly stupid situations.
October 19th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Yeah, but Jack’s a bloody fop, Ed’s got an ego problem, and Biff apparently still hasn’t found where his brain is hiding.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
incredible…
November 12th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
I actually misread the edward elric as Edward Scissorhands, puerly because Jack is played by Johnny Depp…
December 5th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Biff: the Movie. Starring Johnny Depp as Biff. Directed by Tim Burton. Music by Danny Elfman.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I’d most probably watch the movie above, in David’s comment. Who other that Burton COULD direct such a movie? And I bet it would be a total blockbuster, too.
And I’d be happy to have those shoes too. They’d make cleaning my room up so much easier!
April 5th, 2008 at 3:20 am
That would be the most kickass movie, like, evar.
I just sounded idiotc there, but still, that would so own.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
These comments just made my day. D&D, Discworld, FMA: WIN!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 5:09 am
I wonder how the shoes attract dirt. Maybe someone stuffed Pigpen inside them?
January 1st, 2009 at 10:03 am
Papaya:
How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?
no, the ground sticks to his feet
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:08 pm
XDD I can’t think of anything to say to this one but…OMGLOL. Those random infomercials that last half an hour, saying the same thing over and over…and yet you can’t stop watching them. O_O
August 20th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I’m amazed this hasn’t popped up yet:
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AMAZING DIRT MAGNET SHOES.
March 14th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Again. Do want.
April 5th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Tehya, you’d be surprised how much dirt hides in and under carpets. Even after vacuuming… That much is probaby just two rooms…. *has torn up carpet*