#96 – Dirt
August 9th, 2006

#96 – Dirt

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  1. Homicidal Orange

    He really doesn’t know what to buy does he…

  2. Pickleduck McWeaselpants

    He buys a lot of stuff advertised at 3 in the morning, doesn’t he? I’m willing to bet he has at least two full sets of Ginzu knives in his kitchen…

  3. MetMan

    Those are some serious stilts.

  4. Linear

    Biff seems to have a lot of shoes 0.0

  5. Harlequin

    Once you think it through though… That actualy may be a good idea. Less vaccuming and stuff when its all in one place you know?

  6. Genericguy13

    he probably gets up for the girls gone wild commercials and stays for the goofy products

  7. Neyro

    From the creators of the Dirt Gravity Shoes, we bring you… COW MAGENT GLOVES! Wake up in the morning and no milk? Well, just put n your gloves and turn them on an watch as a cow(s) come flying through your 10,000 dollar window! Fresh milk on the go! Call nao!

  8. Papaya

    How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?

  9. pip

    Looks fun. I’d buy!

    Dont not sleep and shop, kids. It messes with your mind.

  10. Tehya

    I think that something that is not being addressed yet is the fact that HE HAS THAT MUCH DIRT IN HIS HOUSE! O_o

  11. zantarath

    Cow magnet… woosh *Moooooo* *Various sounds of pain*

  12. Ben

    how is biff so smart and dumb at the sametime?

  13. 66point6

    As before stated(I forget by whom) He got a high roll on Intelligence stats, but a low one on Wisdom.

  14. Konola

    I think Biff invents all this stuff. I mean, who else can think up these things? The goofy commercials never have anything this good.

  15. Malachite Dragon

    Did he just walk across the River Ankh? =D (Diskworld reference.)

  16. Mr. Son

    The dirt couldn’t be from walking over the Ankh, there’s not nearly that much of it.

  17. Darkpheonix XIII

    3 A.M. Advertisement: “Dirt Magnet Shoes! Get taller as you walk!”
    Biff, thinking: *Whoa. I gottsa gets me somma those.*

  18. DemonRex

    I can just imagine him not noticing until his eyebrows get caught in a ceiling fan. :)

  19. Caitlin

    Every single one of these comics I read, the first word that comes to mind: “Why?”

  20. Laje Kahr

    I’m still favoring the mad inventor theory….

  21. Kanki-chan

    No no no, think about it: Jack Sparrow, Edward Elric, and Biff. What do they all have in common? They’re all genius’, but find themselves in oddly stupid situations.

  22. K

    Yeah, but Jack’s a bloody fop, Ed’s got an ego problem, and Biff apparently still hasn’t found where his brain is hiding.

  23. Nekogami

    incredible…

  24. the Scarf

    I actually misread the edward elric as Edward Scissorhands, puerly because Jack is played by Johnny Depp…

  25. David

    Biff: the Movie. Starring Johnny Depp as Biff. Directed by Tim Burton. Music by Danny Elfman.

  26. Auntie Aku

    I’d most probably watch the movie above, in David’s comment. Who other that Burton COULD direct such a movie? And I bet it would be a total blockbuster, too. :D

    And I’d be happy to have those shoes too. They’d make cleaning my room up so much easier!

  27. Shiyiya

    That would be the most kickass movie, like, evar.

    I just sounded idiotc there, but still, that would so own.

  28. Pom Rania

    These comments just made my day. D&D, Discworld, FMA: WIN!!!

  29. Tasha

    I wonder how the shoes attract dirt. Maybe someone stuffed Pigpen inside them?

  30. faeriian

    Papaya:

    How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?

    no, the ground sticks to his feet

  31. Hornswaggler

    XDD I can’t think of anything to say to this one but…OMGLOL. Those random infomercials that last half an hour, saying the same thing over and over…and yet you can’t stop watching them. O_O

  32. Foxby

    I’m amazed this hasn’t popped up yet:

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AMAZING DIRT MAGNET SHOES.

  33. Raven Gold

    Again. Do want.

  34. Kazaaar

    Tehya, you’d be surprised how much dirt hides in and under carpets. Even after vacuuming… That much is probaby just two rooms…. *has torn up carpet*

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