#98 - Cereal
August 14th, 2006

#98 - Cereal


Stumble Biff!

^ 58 Comments...

  1. J

    best laugh i’v had all month

  2. Chris

    Thanks, this one is a personal favorite of mine.

  3. Greg

    Truly brilliant, now all I need is a slingshot…

  4. Otacon

    OH MY GOD!!! That is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, Im so glad I found this webcomic, thanks for the laugh.

  5. Chris

    Thanks Otacon, I’ve always liked this one myself.

  6. Harlequin

    Was this inspired by a frat party? Simply. Genious.

  7. Squire Retard

    OMFG. i hope he left the spoon out.

  8. XRS

    Oh man, thats hilarious XD

  9. Calthin

    I didn’t think you could top the previous. Well done, Sir!

  10. Gravekeeper

    This one is my most favorite. Ever. You don’t know how much my friends and I argue over how sick soggy cereal is (they find it delicious when it’s soggy, for some ungodly reason)

  11. Genericguy13

    i like cereal without milk =]

  12. Chris

    I like some cereal dry as well, it depends on the cereal. :)

  13. Psychosis

    I’m laughing to tears!

  14. Warcrime

    I always eat my cereal too fast for it to get soggy.

  15. Vex

    This is doomed from the start, I kind of expected the next one to be the cereal bowl jammed in the wall with Biff’s body under it.

  16. Fenix

    Mmm… Maybe the cereal is the responsible about me eating as fast as I usually do…

  17. Alva

    X3, oh god yes, a great way to solve an age old problem! Other than the inevitable pain and chance of death, i would totally do that… hmmm, perhaps i would do it even with that in mind… hmmm, do you think insurance covers that? XD either way niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

  18. Warcrime

    get a cereal that doesn’t get soggy in like 2 minutes after being poured XD

  19. mic

    I never pour milk with cereal, it’s not really apealling. I think I did once with my favorite cereal, but it was taken off the market like 5-8 years ago…

  20. Greywolf

    You owe me a new monitor since the one on the left just shorted out from the coffee I spewed on it.

  21. Chuck

    OH GOD, GREAT! Anticipation… wait for it, wait for it… SPLORT!

  22. pip

    How does the cereal stay that way???? Doth Biff have a saturn gravity bowl to go with his shoes???? Methinks he does!

  23. Sam

    No pip, He’s got that sideways gravity…

  24. pip

    ohhh…. Now I want a Sideways Gravity Bowl too!

  25. ben

    so far, this is my favorite one EVER

  26. Malachite Dragon

    I can just imagine the coroner as he tries to clear up the body to take it to the morgue…”He did WHAT!?”

  27. zantarath

    The next part in his life, like almost every other second, had to be censored for gore. Then the morgue had to pull the ceramic shards out of his eyes.

  28. Female Fox Furry

    I don’t like my cereal dry… But I don’t like it soggy. And I eat it in a pattern… Don’t ask how you can eat cereal in a pattern. v.v

  29. Nate

    All these comments about gravity, but no one noticed the lever he’s about to pull..

  30. Konola

    I’d do that. But I don’t have the money :(

  31. Oddly Frozen

    why did i look at the milk and think IV?

  32. Spoot Knight

    Depends on the cereal, like Life for example, it gets that way anyway (I have tons of it in one bowl when I eat it), but it’s alright because all the sugar gets inside through the holes, you have sugar filled cereal right there.

  33. Demonprophet

    3…
    2…
    1…

    “Open the pod bay doors, Hal! I’m going in!”

    *Click* *Splash* *Crunch*

    Awesome. This is definitely one of the best pages ever.

  34. Mint Sharpie

    This would be a wonderful thing if you’re in a hurry for school or something. Ready, aim, fire, eat, run!

  35. The waffle of DOOM!

    I’m sad to say, I’ve done this with a lot of food items. Just remember kids, that steak isn’t so tasty when it has half of your teeth imbedded into it.

  36. Darkpheonix XIII

    Really? Is that why you’re called “waffle of DOOM?”

    I can just see Biff getting hit in the face, flying backwards out of his chair, through a window, then getting hit by a delivery truck for the same cereal he was eating.

  37. DemonRex

    “I forsee much pain in your future.”

  38. TomCC

    Now, some real acceleration would present itself when he used his eyebrows as the slingshot…

  39. MetMan.EXE

    If it was sideways gravity like earlier comments stated, what about the milk flowing down? Huh?

  40. Adam

    Obviously it’s CONTAINED sideways gravity, duh. I mean, otherwise, Biff would be on the wall in that comic where he introduced sideways gravity.

  41. katheb

    Thats hilarious!

  42. Johnmadden

    I can’t form words worthy of the brilliance of this one.

    I tip my hat to you Chris. Well played.

  43. Ethan

    i had to comment on this one, it was the first to really make me laugh other than a snicker. very clever.

  44. TheChampionKnight

    Indeed, sheer brilliance!

  45. Mort

    Now i have Beer all over my Laptop.

  46. Kellor

    I feel sad. I’m too exhausted to get this joke…. :(

  47. Kanki-chan

    nurse: Uhm, doctor, Biff’s back in the Emergency room.
    doc *sigh* what’d he do now?
    Biff: Hey doc, you mind helping me get the spoon out of my nose?

    doc: *thinking* they don’t pay me enough for this job

  48. Andrewp

    Ow. This one hurt so good. Seriously, I couldn’t stop laughing for at least 5 minutes.

  49. KayRis

    I don’t think it’ll be too painful. He can swallow a beachball whole, so how hard can it be to swallow all that cereal?

  50. David

    But he didn’t manage to swallow the beach ball, just got it into his mouth.

  51. Darth Walrus

    I hate soggy cereal! I will let Biff in on my secret: you put a spoon of dry cereal in your mouth, then take a swig of milk, then chew!

  52. Justin

    hehehehehehehe

  53. Shaddeth

    Hey I like soggy cereal :D

  54. Graham

    damn shreddies. whats the first thing the mortician thinks when he see’s the body?

  55. Torg

    They’re magically malicious!

  56. Jark

    Genius

  57. Tyler

    I just wanted to comment in this comic in particular. It’s my personal favorite Biff ever. The bowl of cereal occupying the foreground, it’s just… ominous. A symbol of disasters to come. Kudos to you, Chris.

  58. Retro

    haha the funniest part is that he actually thinks this i a good idea :D

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