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You do not use Bond’s toothbrush.
You do not use ANYTHING of Bond’s, for that matter.
Hell, Bond’s underwear is Nitroglycerin-laced so if you sit down too hard, you’ll blow your ass up, literally X_X
Man, it seems like everything James Bond owns has a second purpose that either kills you or does something retarded. “Be careful with that Feenaimint, 007! That’s a very potent explosive compound! And your straight razor connects into the bottom of your spats to form these ice skates! And if you fold your hand kerchief this way, it forms a Subaru Brat!”
“Q, any chance I could just get a block of C4, an actual pair of ice skates, and a real car?”
hahahahahahahaha! oh my god, you are so good at this. ive tried doing one panel comics, but the best i could come up with was a blue kirby in a hot dog suit saying Bite Me.
I would be scared to death to even sit on James Bond’s couch, let alone use his tooth brush…and plus…how many women has James kissed through the entire movie series?
August 25th, 2006 at 9:06 am
finn says, “uuuk, WHERE’D HE GO, MOM!”
January 3rd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I must have it.
January 13th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
“You can even whiten your teeth while remotely launching ICBMs!”
Sadly, that’s not a Bond quote, but rather from Furmentation. Still applicable, still funneh.
January 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Even without the laser… OMFG!!!?! … YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE BOND’S MOUTH HAS BEEN! (…major “eeewww”…)
February 21st, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Here’s the Furmentation comic I was referring to, by the way: http://xodin.comicgenesis.com/d/20051118.html
April 9th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Salesman: Just don’t press the big red button…
Biff: *Later* Hey whats the big red button do…?
*Bezeew*
April 29th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
You do not use Bond’s toothbrush.
You do not use ANYTHING of Bond’s, for that matter.
Hell, Bond’s underwear is Nitroglycerin-laced so if you sit down too hard, you’ll blow your ass up, literally X_X
May 5th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
i can just imagine it. no more pooping for you biff =P
May 14th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
i dont know if anyone here played spyfox when they were a kid.
but its a cool reference!! haha
May 16th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Man, it seems like everything James Bond owns has a second purpose that either kills you or does something retarded. “Be careful with that Feenaimint, 007! That’s a very potent explosive compound! And your straight razor connects into the bottom of your spats to form these ice skates! And if you fold your hand kerchief this way, it forms a Subaru Brat!”
“Q, any chance I could just get a block of C4, an actual pair of ice skates, and a real car?”
Q’s lower lip quivers…
May 24th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
YAY for C4!!! Need to blow up a Goa’uld queen’s nest? C4. Gotta take down a Replicator ship? C4. Gotta scare some nosy polititian senseless? C4.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
[/stargate references]
May 29th, 2007 at 12:50 am
I like the thought of scaring a polititian senseless.
May 30th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Heh. Lazers.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:17 pm
o_@
June 6th, 2007 at 4:34 am
The first in a series of James Bond-style housewares attacking Biff.
June 9th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
That sink isn’t very well-supported. How far out from the wall is it?
June 26th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
on the bright side, he never has to go to the dentist again.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
hahahahahahahaha! oh my god, you are so good at this. ive tried doing one panel comics, but the best i could come up with was a blue kirby in a hot dog suit saying Bite Me.
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
LESS QQ MORE PEWPEW
March 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
well i guise your teeth are “clean”
May 30th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Aren’t politicians already senseless?
June 16th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
“Don’t touch that, that’s my lunch!”
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:37 pm
i think this is the reason bond has false teeth in the new movie
August 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
why’d his whole head go? wouldn’t he lose just his neck?
January 7th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Now THATS what you call ”Funkeh Fresh”
February 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Rachel, that’s actually pretty cool!
May 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Paaahahaha.
Oh, and in response to some people:
“When in doubt…C4!” (~Jamie Hyneman)
June 30th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I would be scared to death to even sit on James Bond’s couch, let alone use his tooth brush…and plus…how many women has James kissed through the entire movie series?