One should also be careful not to jump onto satin sheets while wearing silk boxers – unless you REALLY want to see what’s on the other side of the window next to the bed. SHOOOOOM! Crash!!
jumping on beds its fun. at least it was until my gran put some fancy skirt or something on the end of the bed and i tried to avoid it and scraped half the skin off my shin.
There was a time I tried jumping on my bed like that, but instead of launching the bed, I bounced, landing on my backside with my legs up in the air…..took a while before I can get back up, was laughing too hard
LMFAO
Now that I think about it…this could actually happen to me, though not thru the wall…
but down the stairs…perhaps i should crawl into bed very slowly from now on…
Well, we have a small yappy dog, and when he’s grouchy he likes to nip at toes. I have gotten very good at running leaps onto the sofa, chairs, beds, etc. One of the beds I do running leaps to get away from the dog onto is on wheels.
For ages I had a broken platform bed in which the platform was only supported in the middle. You had to leap onto it just right or it would lever up, flipping you off onto the floor. With wheels, it would have been truly lethal.
Biff has too much furniture with wheels…
Hope this one isn’t based on a true story too XD
No, this one didn’t actually happen.
so far sidey…
Mmm… I’ve never been on a bed with wheels xD…
my bed has wheels, moves all the time…. luckily ffor me it has never moved THAT badly.
mine did…*rubs head* The worst part is that I rent, so I had to pay the landlord to fix the gouges I left in the wall
Oh god my aching lungs….
With all his sideways gravity and stuff… This wheel furniture isn’t too smart. o.o
That happend to me before…………….
It hurt.
One should also be careful not to jump onto satin sheets while wearing silk boxers – unless you REALLY want to see what’s on the other side of the window next to the bed. SHOOOOOM! Crash!!
ouch
Well, this one is just genius! Liked the invisible green car before, but this is great also. Biff is just great!
Greetings from Germany!
Wow… i had repressed taht memory YOU JERK!
**cries**
*is laughing too hard to type properly*
Biff probably will attach an engine and steering wheel to his bed later and do something stupid with that…
Like drive it on the interstate? “ZOOOOM! CRASH!”
Wow… Just WOW.
Looks like he split his pants, too…
jumping on beds its fun. at least it was until my gran put some fancy skirt or something on the end of the bed and i tried to avoid it and scraped half the skin off my shin.
hahahahaha
hmm, bed driving on the interstate…
Catching a few Zs before work.
Yeah i did this once, but bounced, overshot and ended up putting my ass through a window. Perhaps the wheels would have helped in that situation.
There was a time I tried jumping on my bed like that, but instead of launching the bed, I bounced, landing on my backside with my legs up in the air…..took a while before I can get back up, was laughing too hard
so you learned from the fridge?
LMFAO
Now that I think about it…this could actually happen to me, though not thru the wall…
but down the stairs…perhaps i should crawl into bed very slowly from now on…
What is it with this guy and wheels!
Well, we have a small yappy dog, and when he’s grouchy he likes to nip at toes. I have gotten very good at running leaps onto the sofa, chairs, beds, etc. One of the beds I do running leaps to get away from the dog onto is on wheels.
This happens to me like all the time. I never seem to remember that the bed has wheels.
Now I want a bed with wheels!
“With his newest invention, Biff needn’t get out of bed whe it’s time for work.”
For ages I had a broken platform bed in which the platform was only supported in the middle. You had to leap onto it just right or it would lever up, flipping you off onto the floor. With wheels, it would have been truly lethal.