Biff`s mom was a Crash Test Dummy his dad was a human who had his DNA spliced with play-doh and his grandfather lived underwater before deciding to go to the surface.
Okay, the combination of Crash Test Dummies and superheroes in the comments has forced me to listen to Superman’s Song on repeat. Yay Brad Roberts! (Those of you who don’t like 70′s music should just move along. Nothing to see here.)
wheres his head?
on the floor, obviously
So, Biff is an action figure, then? >_
I believe he’s related to the Crash Dummies.
An action figure. Man , Biff is an awesome name for an action figure.
can his last name be STEELE
Why not just use an IV? That’s what all the normal coffee junkies do.
True, but that would be less funny
He might want to use a funnel, for faster pouring…?
Notice how the coffee isn’t quite pouring into the neck-slot-thing. Burns are the number one risk of drinking coffee without your head on.
“NEW BIFF ACTION FIGURE, FROM MATTEL!
someassemblyrequired”
greywolf:- some ‘re’-assembly required. it would, after all, self destruct regularly
Biff is definitely related to crash test dummies.
How about a coffee enema. I saw it in a movie…the concept, not the event…eww
biff must be highlander, and related to mel gibbson
I wish I could do that… Except it would have to be on Mondays. Fridays I can get through. Mondays, not so much.
Screw-off head. Awesome.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
An even faster way would be to position the coffee maker so it pours it directly into his neck, no coffee pot necessary.
I wish I could take energy drinks that way…Then, I won’t have to deal with some of the bad aftertastes
The screw-off head is sold with replacements.
chris must be part cockroach. cockroaches can lose their heads and live for like 2 weeks. (they die of starvation)
I would buy a Biff action figure. Especially if it had “Smells Like Hotcakes Action!”
Since no one is saying anything about them the action figure would need to hammer shaped matches….
The action figure would also be covered in lead paint after being made in China.
Or it would be proudly made in America…by robots.
I knew it! He’s Hollow!
though I suspected that since the short haircut one…
I think he may be some sort of crash test dummy crossed with roach genes….
I LOVE COFFEE ^^
That’s exactly how I feel, but on mondays.
I guess his head went to play with his brain. Those eyebrows must be prehensile.
Biff`s mom was a Crash Test Dummy his dad was a human who had his DNA spliced with play-doh and his grandfather lived underwater before deciding to go to the surface.
Okay, the combination of Crash Test Dummies and superheroes in the comments has forced me to listen to Superman’s Song on repeat. Yay Brad Roberts! (Those of you who don’t like 70′s music should just move along. Nothing to see here.)
lol…that is so true
Marthion, I can’t say “Friggit” for 2 weeks now!
He got dandruff again. It’s particularly bad on Fridays.
I just do like Dave Letterman and set up a Jolt Cola IV right into my veins.
This makes sense now! Biff is the cousin of Buster from Mythbusters!!!