This entry was posted on Friday, September 29th, 2006 at 12:00 am and is filed under Comics.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Biff`s mom was a Crash Test Dummy his dad was a human who had his DNA spliced with play-doh and his grandfather lived underwater before deciding to go to the surface.
October 16th, 2006 at 9:23 am
wheres his head?
November 23rd, 2006 at 3:46 pm
on the floor, obviously
January 5th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
So, Biff is an action figure, then? >_
January 10th, 2007 at 12:49 am
I believe he’s related to the Crash Dummies.
January 14th, 2007 at 2:09 am
An action figure. Man , Biff is an awesome name for an action figure.
January 15th, 2007 at 12:33 am
can his last name be STEELE
January 19th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Why not just use an IV? That’s what all the normal coffee junkies do.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:23 am
True, but that would be less funny
January 30th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
He might want to use a funnel, for faster pouring…?
February 2nd, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Notice how the coffee isn’t quite pouring into the neck-slot-thing. Burns are the number one risk of drinking coffee without your head on.
February 16th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
“NEW BIFF ACTION FIGURE, FROM MATTEL!
someassemblyrequired”
March 23rd, 2007 at 6:55 pm
greywolf:- some ‘re’-assembly required. it would, after all, self destruct regularly
April 9th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Biff is definitely related to crash test dummies.
April 11th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
How about a coffee enema. I saw it in a movie…the concept, not the event…eww
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
biff must be highlander, and related to mel gibbson
May 24th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I wish I could do that… Except it would have to be on Mondays. Fridays I can get through. Mondays, not so much.
May 26th, 2007 at 2:42 am
Screw-off head. Awesome.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
May 30th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
An even faster way would be to position the coffee maker so it pours it directly into his neck, no coffee pot necessary.
June 6th, 2007 at 4:36 am
I wish I could take energy drinks that way…Then, I won’t have to deal with some of the bad aftertastes
June 15th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
The screw-off head is sold with replacements.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
chris must be part cockroach. cockroaches can lose their heads and live for like 2 weeks. (they die of starvation)
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I would buy a Biff action figure. Especially if it had “Smells Like Hotcakes Action!”
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Since no one is saying anything about them the action figure would need to hammer shaped matches….
October 11th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
The action figure would also be covered in lead paint after being made in China.
Or it would be proudly made in America…by robots.
October 16th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I knew it! He’s Hollow!
though I suspected that since the short haircut one…
November 12th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
I think he may be some sort of crash test dummy crossed with roach genes….
March 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I LOVE COFFEE ^^
May 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
That’s exactly how I feel, but on mondays.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I guess his head went to play with his brain. Those eyebrows must be prehensile.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Biff`s mom was a Crash Test Dummy his dad was a human who had his DNA spliced with play-doh and his grandfather lived underwater before deciding to go to the surface.