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#119 – Lemon

by Chris on October 2, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. J
    J
    October 3, 2006 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

    i vote pretty much every day, just not from any link on the page. i have a subfolder in my bookmarks full of vote pages for various webcomics (including biff) and once a day i hit “open in tabs” and cycle through them, voting as i go

  2. admin
    Chris
    October 3, 2006 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Ah, so you are the one! :)

  3. Ali
    Ali
    October 3, 2006 at 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    i vote almost every day….except for last week because i was in the twilight zone
    i like this comic from yesterday
    i got pink eye yesterday and it felt like i had lemon juice in my eye

  4. Harlequin
    Harlequin
    January 10, 2007 at 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    I hate eyedrops anyway so this made me cringe… and laugh of course. Keep it up, Chris!

  5. Eirikr
    Eirikr
    January 19, 2007 at 10:50 pm | # | Reply

    Something comparable to this happened to me. I was cutting and preparing peppers when an unlucky squirt got a tiny droplet on my contact, in my eye. It wasn’t bad, but it was annoying, so I washed my hands and went into the bathroom to try to remove the contact. Little did I know that when you’ve been cutting peppers for 20 minutes, normal handsoap and washing practices are not quite enough to rid your hands completely of all pepper oil. I was floored for 10 minutes, unable to do anything but writhe and moan unintelligibly.

  6. Vex
    Vex
    January 23, 2007 at 11:32 am | # | Reply

    Eirikr, You’ve just brightened my day. Hehehe! I can’t stand Eyedrops though.

  7. gameboyaddict
    gameboyaddict
    February 16, 2007 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply

    back in high school, we had to disect a fetal pig. When I was cutting open the stomach, the fromaldahide (or however you spell that) squirted out and into my eye. A few minutes later the lunch bell rang. I saved five bucks that day….

  8. Chuck
    Chuck
    February 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    The pepper made me think about this weekend, I was cuting limes and cut right through one of em and straight into my finger(yeah, I know, my mom told me never to cut towards my fingers). Fortunately, I was mildly intoxicated, so I didn’t really feel as the lime juice burned inside my wound…

  9. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 8:33 pm | # | Reply

    Lemon juice…. Eye…..

  10. Female Fox Furry
    Female Fox Furry
    April 14, 2007 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    I think ali used alot of sentences starting with ‘i’s. ;o

  11. Ben
    Ben
    April 20, 2007 at 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    biff likes to put the wrong things next to each other doesn’t he?

  12. Machton
    Machton
    April 24, 2007 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    oh biff. hopefully now you’ll move the hydrochloric acid from the medicine cabinet, too…

    and one time I made a sandwich with a number of jalapeños on it. i had to reach into the jar to get them, and i made sure to wash my hands three times before trying to take out my contacts FOUR HOURS LATER. I quickly realized there was still some jalapeño juice on my fingers somewhere…

    Erikir, I can sympathize with your writhing and moaning unintelligibly. It took a while before I finally worked up the nerve to bite the bullet while I took them out. >.

  13. Konola
    Konola
    April 26, 2007 at 8:12 am | # | Reply

    You know those mouthwash bottles from the hotel? Well they have this aluminum wrapping on the hole, and this sucker did NOT want to come out. The being very Biff like I looked at the mouth wash bottle squishing it very hard. Next 5 seconds the seal finally broke, over half of the stuff went in to my eye. Let’s say for a minute I would go blind. Luckily it was easy to wash the stuff out, but hard to get the feeling out. Good news, my eye had fresh breath that night.

  14. Oddly Frozen
    Oddly Frozen
    May 5, 2007 at 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    science class
    fire/chemical experiment
    my eye

    figure out why i got glasses the next day

  15. Spoot Knight
    Spoot Knight
    May 12, 2007 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    You know what’s bad? Having capsicum in your eyes…
    (The thought of it’s bringing the burning feeling back…)
    And if you don’t know what capsicum is…it’s what makes chilies hot.

  16. Alex
    Alex
    May 16, 2007 at 9:03 am | # | Reply

    This is actually the first Biff I ever saw. It was in an ad on another site.

  17. Kadro
    Kadro
    May 26, 2007 at 7:24 pm | # | Reply

    oh man, This is easily my favourite Book of Biff Comic… EVER!!!

  18. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 30, 2007 at 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    *whimper*

  19. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 31, 2007 at 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    When i used to where contacts about four-five years ago, I got some dirt in my eye. I went to the bathroom to get the eyedrops, but accidently grabbed the cleaner for my contacts. That stuff BURNS when put directly into your eyes. It probably made my vision a little worse, too. I no longer wear contacts, but that’s only because they’re annoying.

  20. The Man
    The Man
    July 10, 2007 at 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    well i dont plan on using lemon juice as eyedrops, but i did use taco sauce once. it was an accident. i was eating tacos in my room and had them on the bed while i sat in a chair next to the bed, and squeezed the packet. there was so much velocity apparently, that it splashed from the taco to my eyeball. i think it was in my good seeing eye too. dont know if that can beat spot knight though. i had the appearance of a pink eye fanatic.

  21. Super Llama
    Super Llama
    July 27, 2007 at 11:25 pm | # | Reply

    I can sympathize with Biff somewhat. I was in chemistry class in middle school and I was dumb enough to look directly above something I was boiling without wearing goggles.

    Hot boiling science juice burns like hell.

  22. Jenny
    Jenny
    August 8, 2007 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

    Normally Biff acts more passively when enduring the enormous pain he’s subject to with alarming frequency. Is he cringing because it hurts even more than a papercut, or does it hurt less, so he’s not paralyzed?

  23. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    September 11, 2007 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

    I am currently sick and when my eyes began itching, not even my trusty eye drops could save me.

  24. Nicki
    Nicki
    October 2, 2007 at 10:01 pm | # | Reply

    ah! pain! my eyes are burning just at the thought of that! *winces*…

  25. LoNeSt4r
    LoNeSt4r
    October 11, 2007 at 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    I read this at work and just started laughing hysterically. People around me looked at me funny.

  26. Chris
    Chris
    October 11, 2007 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    LoNeSt4r, awesome. :)

  27. Chester
    Chester
    October 16, 2007 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Its amazing how much they stress saftey goggles in high school, and yet you people STILL manage it somehow… Im lucky I never got hurt like that, nor contacts… things touching my eyes scare me.

  28. the Scarf
    the Scarf
    November 12, 2007 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    according to these comments, half of you must have difficulty just seeing the comic…sheesh!

  29. DarthCraedos
    DarthCraedos
    November 13, 2007 at 5:47 am | # | Reply

    I’m pretty sure mine tops all so far…

    I’m cutting up habeneros to put into some home made salsa along with the red chilis and jalepenos when the running water from the facet as I’m washing them off makes me realize I need to go pee…

    Hot oils + certain body part = OWWW!

    It had that burning sensation for about 3 hours… *whimper*

  30. Lisa
    Lisa
    December 4, 2007 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    I reemember seeing a news article like this involving crazy glue

  31. Tuesday
    Tuesday
    December 11, 2007 at 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    I once used protien removing contact cleaner as an eye drop once, having not seen the label. You know, the stuff you’re only supposed to use a DROP of in with the saline overnight? Yeah.

  32. Quikngruvn
    Quikngruvn
    March 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm | # | Reply

    DarthCraedos, that reminds me of a life-lesson a friend in college discovered firsthand:

    “Never put Lysol on your genitalia.”

  33. Kadro
    Kadro
    May 16, 2008 at 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    Have you ever been eating an orange and the juice squirts you in the eye.
    Man, I hate it when that happens!

  34. Torg
    Torg
    June 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    Quikngruvn, I could have used your wisdom yesterday…

  35. Randomgal
    Randomgal
    July 15, 2008 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

    Some days my eyes burn if i’m in one room for too long. Just a little at the corners. It’s really annoying. I can also poke my eyes without blinking. It confuses people :)

  36. Finn
    Finn
    July 17, 2008 at 5:56 am | # | Reply

    I once put TABASCO in my eye. After that I could have washed it away with lemon juice.

  37. Dark Nexus
    Dark Nexus
    July 19, 2008 at 8:34 am | # | Reply

    heres what happened 2 me, i ve only got one eye and im a messy eater, we were going all out with the samosas, u’know a litre wasabi, 2 cups pepper corns, and eneough jalapengnoses to melt steel,
    also we decided to try to make our own lemonade, were not good at it, we instead made lemon juice with sugar,

    so i eat the samosa and get everything on my hands then i have a drink and it splashes me in the eye, i instantly rub with my wasabi and jalapengno juice hands.

    temporary blind is an inconvenience, temporary blind by agony is like 100 years of hell crammed into 2 days, plus tormenting of my “friends” poking someone their blinded by pain is dangerous i KO-ed one of my mates first hit

    btw Randomgal
    i can stick my finger under my eye lid without flinching, my friend vomited

  38. Crazyeyes
    Crazyeyes
    May 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    I got jalapoeno juice in my nose once…

  39. w00tmistressB
    w00tmistressB
    July 24, 2009 at 2:21 pm | # | Reply

    Isn’t this a reincarnation of an older comic?

  40. Randomgal
    Randomgal
    September 15, 2009 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply

    I was chewing gum and i blew a bubble. The gum popped at the right angle for all the air to go right into my eye. This has happened…3 or 4 times XD

  41. EchoLoco
    EchoLoco
    February 14, 2010 at 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    I never got anything too bad in my eye (that I can remember) but once in science class the lid on the little squirty bottle of hydrochloric acid (it has a pH of like 2) was stuck, so naturally I used my teeth to try to twist the cap loose. I ended up accidentally dringking like have the bottle. It actually tasted kinda like vinegar. (No permanent damage thank goodness!)

  42. Kazaaar
    Kazaaar
    April 6, 2010 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    “Hot boiling science juice burns like hell.” Great quote.

  43. Austin Kendall
    Austin Kendall
    March 26, 2011 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply

    Ouch! I got hot sauce in my eye once. I was eating my chicken wings too fast and it splashed into my left eye, I think.

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