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#121 – Pen

by Chris on October 6, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. Bach
    Bach
    January 3, 2007 at 7:31 pm | # | Reply

    O_o i’ve tried this with one of those old fashion ink well pen thingies, where you pull the lil lever to fill it with ink. Long story short, my Black shirt now has a slightly blacker spot at the bottom half….

    i bet someone thought i was gonna say something about “my white shirt being a black shirt” or something.. well not EVERYONE gets ink on white shirts and laughs comically about it.

  2. XRS
    XRS
    January 13, 2007 at 4:31 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve done that. I couldnt get the ink off for a few days.

  3. Calthin
    Calthin
    January 13, 2007 at 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    I think I did this back in elementry school… Except I sharpened the pens on purpose. It was fun…

  4. Chryssta
    Chryssta
    January 17, 2007 at 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    …I must say, I don’t think I ever sharpened a pen before… When I was in kindegarden, I ate glue though…

  5. Gravity
    Gravity
    January 27, 2007 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    ^ chrys is the interesting one 0_o alls i did was eat paper… i still do that sometimes now in college… course i also still eat peices of my binder to stave off boredom.

  6. Elle
    Elle
    March 22, 2007 at 8:39 am | # | Reply

    I sharpened pens. And crayons. And my fingers. And anything else I could stick into a pencil sharpener.

  7. pip
    pip
    March 23, 2007 at 7:57 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah… That was fun…The teachers didnt think so, though.

  8. Sam
    Sam
    March 27, 2007 at 3:11 am | # | Reply

    hehe “anything else I could stick into a pencil sharpener.” I just remembered a Family Guy joke where Peter had “fun” with a pencil sharpener….

  9. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    I bit a pen in half. I swallowed an ounce of ink, and I was sick for a month.

  10. Wannabeelf
    Wannabeelf
    April 10, 2007 at 9:58 pm | # | Reply

    i still eat paper too!

  11. Female Fox Furry
    Female Fox Furry
    April 14, 2007 at 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    I was chewing cardboard the other day, and nearly ate it… But then I decided agaisnt it. I made my puppy jealous, stealing her cardboard…

  12. Konola
    Konola
    April 26, 2007 at 10:53 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes I eat paper. Evidence is very reviling.

  13. Oddly Frozen
    Oddly Frozen
    May 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    i ate t shirts when i was younger, apparently they tasted like muffins

  14. Spoot Knight
    Spoot Knight
    May 12, 2007 at 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    I sharpen erasers when I get bored…

  15. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 24, 2007 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    I doodle on erasers and then try to get the doodles off by erasing something else. That, or I draw on my notes, and wind up not knowing where the notes are amongst the little hearts, swords, and song lyrics. This is my excuse for not studying right now. ^_^;

  16. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 31, 2007 at 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    When I was in Middle School, I made eraser catapults, (whatever the hell that blue sticky stuff is) piggies, paper warriors, and glue catapult ammo. No one could take my desk! I WAS INVINCIBLE!!! Then my book fort fell on my army. Poor philip. He’s never been the same.:(

  17. Garrett
    Garrett
    June 13, 2007 at 4:55 pm | # | Reply

    I once cut a Bic pen in half, then I took the plug off of the severed end and put it over the new end. Used it for some time after that and enjoyed showing it off. It almost looked like it was made like that!

  18. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    June 19, 2007 at 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    Are there still brains in there?

  19. roughzak
    roughzak
    July 2, 2007 at 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    no it left we go to school

  20. Rachel
    Rachel
    July 24, 2007 at 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    haha

  21. ShrubNinja
    ShrubNinja
    October 9, 2007 at 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve actually done that before…
    the pen worked better afterwards…

  22. the Scarf
    the Scarf
    November 12, 2007 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    I used to eat mass amounts of paper…but now I just chew it when I’m board…
    I also used to sharpen my pencils using the blade of my scissors….

  23. Shiyiya
    Shiyiya
    December 1, 2007 at 4:07 am | # | Reply

    I eat lollipop sticks.

  24. Tim the Enchanter
    Tim the Enchanter
    December 15, 2007 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    I once made a hole straight through a pencil using a pair of scissors. I made a necklace with it, until it broke.

  25. Shaddeth
    Shaddeth
    December 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm | # | Reply

    never sharpened a pencil before…but I once sharpened my finger in Kindergarden o.O, my first time seeing one. It was awesome, until the skin and the blood started falling out…

  26. Shaddeth
    Shaddeth
    December 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm | # | Reply

    pen* >_

  27. dragon
    dragon
    December 26, 2007 at 7:43 am | # | Reply

    In primary school, when bored, I would sharpen the wrong end of the pen deliberately, making it as pointy as possible without cutting all the way into the inside space.

    My only pica-type story: i used to chew on seatbelts….

  28. Randomgal
    Randomgal
    January 6, 2008 at 10:50 am | # | Reply

    I ate half of the pages in my math notebook in 3rd grade. I also have broken lots of sharpeners using Crayons, colored pencils, pens and carrots.

  29. CrotchRocket
    CrotchRocket
    March 13, 2008 at 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    Ha ha, I did that but my pen just completely disassembled, nothing crazy…

  30. random man
    random man
    April 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    i did that once

  31. Stryker
    Stryker
    May 30, 2008 at 3:12 am | # | Reply

    I used to disassemble my pens and pretend each part was a different character with a different power that could combine to form the mighty Pen-O-Tron. I also used to give colored pens different super powers and play with them during boring classes or times when I was grounded.

  32. Torg
    Torg
    June 4, 2008 at 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    I eat paper and paper-like substances whenever someone who doesn’t know me is around. I haven’t met many new people lately thanks to my math textbook.

  33. Djorra
    Djorra
    June 22, 2008 at 3:18 am | # | Reply

    Once I sucked ink out of a pen to see how close to my mouth I could get the ink. I had a blue tongue for a lo-o-ong time, and everything tasted funny.

    Also, I used to tear off the edges of pages in books just to see how they’d taste. Not only did I have a wall covered in spitballs, I have a novel (300 pages) with ALL of the outside torners torn off.

  34. Sketch
    Sketch
    July 11, 2008 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

    for the love of obviously intended usage people *PENCIL* sharpener!!

  35. Randomgal
    Randomgal
    July 15, 2008 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Now I eat plastic forks :D

  36. Dark Nexus
    Dark Nexus
    July 19, 2008 at 8:40 am | # | Reply

    i used to make crossbows and shoot pens and stuff at my enemys soldiers

    i also make my own chopsticks

  37. Rargrape
    Rargrape
    August 29, 2008 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Apparently, my husband used to eat the fill in blankets. I used to nom my stuffed animals ears.

  38. Spiral King
    Spiral King
    September 16, 2008 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    it perplexes me to no end why in some strips Biff has telekinesis, but in others he attempts to sharpen pens

    it…. consumes me..

  39. Kintatsu
    Kintatsu
    November 16, 2008 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    I eat paper and the occasional bug even though I’m a junior in highschool…

  40. Nokore
    Nokore
    December 10, 2008 at 6:57 pm | # | Reply

    Bugs? Mm. Protein. =P

    This place is evidence that almost all people eat weird freaking things. xD

  41. Crazyeyes
    Crazyeyes
    May 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm | # | Reply

    I once read a story that had a yogurt-fruit-egg-and-cheese salad.
    So I made one. That weird enough? :D

  42. SaixDecirr
    SaixDecirr
    June 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    you know..i probobly ate the weirdest thing out of all of you..and ot was good so my gf tryed it..and threw up an me xD [to bad i lost her a week ago( and if you get me laughing after i lost my girlfriend, you are a damn funny man)] but what i ate involed: chocolate milk, apple sauce, a few cheetos, crushed cherriespenut butter, and cookie crisp cerial xD

  43. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    July 11, 2009 at 3:56 pm | # | Reply

    i have always and will always nom paper. I chewed it in class to weird out my friends and stave off both boredom and starvation simultaneously, and now that I am graduated I still om nom delicious smooshed trees that I might keep the starvation faeries awaaaaay.

    Also, such bullshit- tried to turnin a game today and I only got a dollar seventy five for it. I’m not exaggerating. :<

  44. ttt
    ttt
    August 8, 2009 at 3:50 am | # | Reply

    once i took a pen appart, poked a hole in the center, cut notches on the ends, slipped a rubberband over the notches, and used the ink part on the hole and had a bow n’ arrow

  45. Benzene the Scientist
    Benzene the Scientist
    December 16, 2009 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    @zantarath
    I did that too; my tongue was blue for a week.

  46. That one guy
    That one guy
    January 18, 2010 at 10:47 pm | # | Reply

    When I got to this page, two of the adds were for pens.
    and I have a pen thats completely metal, I wonder what would happen if I tried to sharpen it?

  47. Lt_amazil
    Lt_amazil
    February 25, 2010 at 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Must refrain from trying it

  48. Toafan
    Toafan
    July 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm | # | Reply

    @ Spiral King:
    it’s simple, really. Biff’s massive brain is only capable of the insane mad-science invention-level feats he pulls (breader, anyone? :) ) when it isn’t being devoted entirely to telekinesis. The rest of the time, he acts REALLY REALLY dumb.

  49. Princess613
    Princess613
    July 14, 2010 at 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    The problem is that he daydreams and goes too far, thus reaching the ink.

  50. BrainpanSonata
    BrainpanSonata
    January 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm | # | Reply

    I once did that with a mechanical pencil. Broke the sharpener, too.

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