No, it wouldn’t be an explosion. The resulting tidal forces would create a fissure in Biff’s floor, probably ripping half the nation apart and destroying Biff’s home. Opposing gravity forces are FUN!
With all the stuff that messes with gravitational pull and stuff laying around Biff’s house, I’m surprised he hasn’t destroyed most of the galaxy by now.
*Sings*
Biiiiiiff’s 2000″ TV.
Eeeeeverybody come and see.
Biff’s 2000″ TV.
There’s Biff’s remote control, you can look, but don’t touch it, please
‘Cause Biff found out the charge will send everyone to their knees.
The picture’s crystal clear and everything is magnified
But my new miiiiiirrored bowl, is going to collide.
Everybody in the town
Can see its mighty static pulling on that hound!
And I’m mighty proud to say
Now I can say indeed that Bob wears a toupee!
It’s Biff’s 2000″ TV…..
(I can’t believe nobody has compared Biff’s TV to Frank’s 2000″ TV)
my TV is like that and its only regular size. i have an eiderdown pillow with a rip in it as well so theres lil feathers flying everywhere about my bedroom and there’s usually large numbers of feathers stuck to the TV when I turn it on and off. It’s good fun, but it gets kind of annoyign when you’reon the PS3
That’s one humoungous cathode-ray tube! I’m surprised Biff hasn’t taken it upon himself to, um, take a peek inside the CRT. Now THERE’S a serious electrical discharge waiting to happen….
This reminds me of the time my friend glued one of his action figures to the TV. It was funny for a while but one day he decided to get it off. Which resulted in him getting a new tv…
Reminds me of my 1951 TV, where the 10,000V EHT supply for the CRT stays on for a good time after the TV has been switched off. I learnt this when I tried to change one of the valves in it. I poked my screwdriver around and a blue spark of static from the tube flew up it. Thankfully the handle was made of plastic or I would’ve been all burnt.
I wish I had that tv, even with the powerful static.
Yeah, it would definitely be life-sized.
This reminds me of the “socks” comic from a while ago.
O_o wouldnt you instead be shot across the room from the bolt of lightning shooting from then non-static-y screen?
Only if you were touching the ground, I think.
Hehe, that won’t happen to me. I have a projector. ;P
Hmm, i think Biff should consider bolting the couch to the floor and adding in seatbelts…
Something has a greater static pull than his socks?
he socks and the t.V. would cancel each other out, and the resulting explosion would eliminate half the state.
No, it wouldn’t be an explosion. The resulting tidal forces would create a fissure in Biff’s floor, probably ripping half the nation apart and destroying Biff’s home. Opposing gravity forces are FUN!
Don’t foget to pay attention to sideways gravity in your calculations…
Oooooh! That would pull the particles of air apart, and create a giant black hole, and destroy us all! Fun.
I love that it’s a “really really really” big one. =P
it looks kinda like biffs getting ready for a sleepover, why else would he have pillows magazines and big tvs lying around?
You can’t forget his anti gravity boots and regular gravity boots. and this is my first post
With all the stuff that messes with gravitational pull and stuff laying around Biff’s house, I’m surprised he hasn’t destroyed most of the galaxy by now.
*Sings*
Biiiiiiff’s 2000″ TV.
Eeeeeverybody come and see.
Biff’s 2000″ TV.
There’s Biff’s remote control, you can look, but don’t touch it, please
‘Cause Biff found out the charge will send everyone to their knees.
The picture’s crystal clear and everything is magnified
But my new miiiiiirrored bowl, is going to collide.
Everybody in the town
Can see its mighty static pulling on that hound!
And I’m mighty proud to say
Now I can say indeed that Bob wears a toupee!
It’s Biff’s 2000″ TV…..
(I can’t believe nobody has compared Biff’s TV to Frank’s 2000″ TV)
It almost rivals the socks in terms of sheer sticking power.
Beware the tv. and socks.
Nice, Garrett. That song was going thru my head when I saw this comic.
my TV is like that and its only regular size. i have an eiderdown pillow with a rip in it as well so theres lil feathers flying everywhere about my bedroom and there’s usually large numbers of feathers stuck to the TV when I turn it on and off. It’s good fun, but it gets kind of annoyign when you’reon the PS3
Biff must be rich to afford all this furniture and giant tvs and cars o.o
in all the physics-doom scenarios, no one remembered the Immovable Object! Does that factor in?
that looks fun XD
That’s one humoungous cathode-ray tube! I’m surprised Biff hasn’t taken it upon himself to, um, take a peek inside the CRT. Now THERE’S a serious electrical discharge waiting to happen….
The immovable object doesn’t matter. It won’t do anything no matter what happens.
This reminds me of the time my friend glued one of his action figures to the TV. It was funny for a while but one day he decided to get it off. Which resulted in him getting a new tv…
Where can I get one of those TV’s?
Yay universe destroying forces!
Reminds me of my 1951 TV, where the 10,000V EHT supply for the CRT stays on for a good time after the TV has been switched off. I learnt this when I tried to change one of the valves in it. I poked my screwdriver around and a blue spark of static from the tube flew up it. Thankfully the handle was made of plastic or I would’ve been all burnt.
Biff loves to break basic laws of physics and gravity and stuff.
Owowow…that TV looks like it would be painfully squeeky…
(You know, that sound they make even on the blue screen? I’m not the only one, right?)
I think that you are forgetting about the fact that somewhere in Biff’s house there is the unstoppable force
oh come ON! He’s got a giant tv and it’s not even a flatscreen?