#122 - Static
October 9th, 2006

#122 - Static


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  1. Greender

    I wish I had that tv, even with the powerful static.

  2. Chris

    Yeah, it would definitely be life-sized.

  3. prometheus

    This reminds me of the “socks” comic from a while ago.

  4. Bach

    O_o wouldnt you instead be shot across the room from the bolt of lightning shooting from then non-static-y screen?

  5. MetMan

    Only if you were touching the ground, I think.

  6. Doomsday

    Hehe, that won’t happen to me. I have a projector. ;P

  7. Chryssta

    Hmm, i think Biff should consider bolting the couch to the floor and adding in seatbelts…

  8. Warcrime

    Something has a greater static pull than his socks?

  9. zantarath

    he socks and the t.V. would cancel each other out, and the resulting explosion would eliminate half the state.

  10. Jetman123

    No, it wouldn’t be an explosion. The resulting tidal forces would create a fissure in Biff’s floor, probably ripping half the nation apart and destroying Biff’s home. Opposing gravity forces are FUN! :D

  11. Perkunas

    Don’t foget to pay attention to sideways gravity in your calculations…

  12. Thebobert5

    Oooooh! That would pull the particles of air apart, and create a giant black hole, and destroy us all! Fun.

  13. Wyntrë

    I love that it’s a “really really really” big one. =P

  14. Oddly Frozen

    it looks kinda like biffs getting ready for a sleepover, why else would he have pillows magazines and big tvs lying around?

  15. ratboy

    You can’t forget his anti gravity boots and regular gravity boots. and this is my first post

  16. Darkpheonix XIII

    With all the stuff that messes with gravitational pull and stuff laying around Biff’s house, I’m surprised he hasn’t destroyed most of the galaxy by now.

  17. Garrett

    *Sings*
    Biiiiiiff’s 2000″ TV.
    Eeeeeverybody come and see.
    Biff’s 2000″ TV.

    There’s Biff’s remote control, you can look, but don’t touch it, please
    ‘Cause Biff found out the charge will send everyone to their knees.
    The picture’s crystal clear and everything is magnified
    But my new miiiiiirrored bowl, is going to collide.
    Everybody in the town
    Can see its mighty static pulling on that hound!
    And I’m mighty proud to say
    Now I can say indeed that Bob wears a toupee!

    It’s Biff’s 2000″ TV…..

    (I can’t believe nobody has compared Biff’s TV to Frank’s 2000″ TV)

  18. DemonRex

    It almost rivals the socks in terms of sheer sticking power.

  19. Niko

    Beware the tv. and socks.

  20. Laje Kahr

    Nice, Garrett. That song was going thru my head when I saw this comic.

  21. Vickster

    my TV is like that and its only regular size. i have an eiderdown pillow with a rip in it as well so theres lil feathers flying everywhere about my bedroom and there’s usually large numbers of feathers stuck to the TV when I turn it on and off. It’s good fun, but it gets kind of annoyign when you’reon the PS3

  22. Shaddeth

    Biff must be rich to afford all this furniture and giant tvs and cars o.o

  23. emthegreat

    in all the physics-doom scenarios, no one remembered the Immovable Object! Does that factor in?

  24. KatzeWerfer

    that looks fun XD

  25. Quikngruvn

    That’s one humoungous cathode-ray tube! I’m surprised Biff hasn’t taken it upon himself to, um, take a peek inside the CRT. Now THERE’S a serious electrical discharge waiting to happen….

  26. Torg

    The immovable object doesn’t matter. It won’t do anything no matter what happens.

  27. Randomgal

    This reminds me of the time my friend glued one of his action figures to the TV. It was funny for a while but one day he decided to get it off. Which resulted in him getting a new tv…

  28. Cari

    Where can I get one of those TV’s?

  29. kaosmachina

    Yay universe destroying forces!

  30. Bakelite

    Reminds me of my 1951 TV, where the 10,000V EHT supply for the CRT stays on for a good time after the TV has been switched off. I learnt this when I tried to change one of the valves in it. I poked my screwdriver around and a blue spark of static from the tube flew up it. Thankfully the handle was made of plastic or I would’ve been all burnt.

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