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#128 – Battery

by Chris on October 23, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. LordRetard
    LordRetard
    October 23, 2006 at 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    Hahah, he’s looking at his own website. Awesome. Good taste.

  2. Chris
    Chris
    October 23, 2006 at 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah I was going to make it just his desktop at first, but this was more fun. :)

  3. hunter
    hunter
    October 25, 2006 at 5:30 pm | # | Reply

    is he looking at him, looking at him, looking at him? (looking at this page)

  4. Chris
    Chris
    October 25, 2006 at 5:43 pm | # | Reply

    Well I think he’s actually looking at the bacon.

  5. yadaman
    yadaman
    December 31, 2006 at 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    he’s actually looking at the comic before this one.

  6. Bach
    Bach
    January 3, 2007 at 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    O_o

  7. Bach
    Bach
    January 3, 2007 at 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    My laptop gets hot enough to fry an egg as well.

  8. omegaweopon
    omegaweopon
    January 3, 2007 at 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    He has a dell doesn’t he ;)

    I have a laptop the get so hot, I have actually thrown it in the freezer to cool it down. Stupid plasma screens and freezing intolerance.

  9. Chris
    Chris
    January 3, 2007 at 9:33 pm | # | Reply

    No, actually it’s a PowerBook G4

    They get hot just like the rest of them. :)

  10. Xim
    Xim
    January 4, 2007 at 9:29 pm | # | Reply

    I powered my breakfast this morning, strangely enough, and I cannot figure out why, but it didn’t work too well, and I ended up late for school

  11. Calthin
    Calthin
    January 13, 2007 at 10:29 pm | # | Reply

    Supposedly, the heat from laptops can cause sterillity in men if they are actually used as laptops. It’s probably for the best if Biff has no kids, though.

  12. Chryssta
    Chryssta
    January 17, 2007 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Huh… I’d heard the same thing. For me though (female) it just burned my leg real bad, so I have a permanant mark on my right thoigh where it burned me before I got my chill pad (the internal fan doesnt cool the system anymore)

  13. Qe'van the Unclothed
    Qe'van the Unclothed
    February 7, 2007 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    *note to self*

    Tell wife the unexplained ‘thigh-hickies’ are laptop burns.
    Yeah, that’s the ticket.

    Thanks Chrssta!

  14. Sarten X
    Sarten X
    February 10, 2007 at 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    In high school once, the power went out the night before an assignment was due. We had one UPS and a laptop. I wrote up my assignment on the laptop, then used the UPS to run the printer. The next morning, the power was still out, so I had a cold breakfast, but I passed the class.

    I wish I had used electricity more wisely.

  15. Lisa
    Lisa
    February 14, 2007 at 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    So it’s not just my laptop that does this! It burned out the monitor a week and a half ago.

  16. Troy Shanahan
    Troy Shanahan
    April 7, 2007 at 7:26 am | # | Reply

    Wow, I’ve been reading through the archives.. and I must say I love every comic so far.

    This no longer happens to me, I bought one of those stands with the fans in em. It used to happen to me though.

  17. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    Never happened to me. But my Laptop is brandnew.

  18. Female Fox Furry
    Female Fox Furry
    April 14, 2007 at 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    Glad I don’t have a laptop~

  19. Konola
    Konola
    April 26, 2007 at 11:13 am | # | Reply

    I have 2 HUGE OLD laptops, I didn’t need a heater.

  20. SoulCrux
    SoulCrux
    May 28, 2007 at 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    It wuldve been done faster if he had a laptop with a 512 MB RAM, and was playing World of Warcrft, and coocked it on the Exhaust Fan place

  21. ratboy
    ratboy
    May 28, 2007 at 11:08 pm | # | Reply

    SoulCrux, 512 RAM is way to little to run WoW. Sorry, if u read my post on the last comic u would know i payed too much attention in school. Now i’m tellin u i’m a techie too. If your lap top gets hot enuf to burn u and the internal fan quits u need to get it looked at. if the CPU gets too hot (or any other part for that matter) it can fry your whole system.

  22. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    June 1, 2007 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

    *sniff, sniff* I wish i had a laptop.

  23. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    June 19, 2007 at 7:58 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think I want one.

  24. Changeling
    Changeling
    June 25, 2007 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    ahahaha…… that’s the computer I’m using right now. the little “feet” broke off, so now I stack it on pencils on my desk.

  25. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    June 29, 2007 at 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    It appears he’s reading the previous cartoon (#127) while making breakfast.

  26. Anz
    Anz
    July 10, 2007 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of my boyfriend’s laptop. It overheats so easily it’s actually burned my skin (badly) through two layers of clothes before. Hell, I’m roasting marshmallows over it this winter.

  27. Plankster
    Plankster
    October 11, 2007 at 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    Using compressed air to blow the dust out of your laptop can help cool it down. Every couple of months my Toshiba starts to overheat to the point that it shuts itself down, and I have to blow it out (only I use an air compressor :-)

  28. Charlotte
    Charlotte
    November 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    I usually leave my laptop running all day, and it actually warms my bedroom up quite a lot. Which is good right now because our boiler’s playing up at the moment so we’re leaving it off as much as possible usually though my mother gets quite jealous of my nice toasty room but I always find it too hot to sleep in :(

  29. Terrorbob
    Terrorbob
    November 8, 2007 at 9:25 pm | # | Reply

    grease from that bacon is gonna leave a lot of sticky keys

  30. the Scarf
    the Scarf
    November 13, 2007 at 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe This website is more a Scrapbook of Biff…all of his misadventures. *chuckle*

    Erm…Chris…what is Biff anyways? I never thought of him as actually being human, and I voiced my thoughts on him being a crash test dummy/roach in a different comment…

    Perhaps a “origin of Biff” comic…

  31. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 23, 2007 at 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    Nice priorities, there.

  32. Laurel Raven
    Laurel Raven
    January 17, 2008 at 10:25 am | # | Reply

    ratboy, 512 MB of RAM is not too little to run WoW. I used to do this on both my old laptop, and my current one, before I upgraded it to 2 Gigs.

    I think that was his point, too…the less ram, the more swapping and the harder the computer has to work, meaning the hotter it gets.

    Yes, if a computer gets so hot it will cook eggs, it will fry itself. I’m a tech, too. But it is a lot less fun to point that out than to just enjoy the image of someone doing it.

    You can’t be so literal in the World of Biffcraft, dammit!

  33. teres
    teres
    January 18, 2008 at 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve left my laptop on at the foot of the bed on really cold nights… keeps the toes toasty. Next morning all the cats were huddled around it, though none were actually /on/ it.

  34. Andara Bledin
    Andara Bledin
    May 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    ratboy, you’re wrong. 512 is plenty to run WoW. Sure, it won’t be all that pretty, and you’ll get a mini lag-spike every time another player gets into range, but it’s a great way to detect those sneaky stealthed rogues coming to gank your a$$….

  35. Torg
    Torg
    June 4, 2008 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    I need to remove some RAM NOW! Those rogues always give me trouble!

  36. Torg
    Torg
    June 4, 2008 at 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    And I have the box in front of me. 512 MB is enough for the original, not sure about Burning Crusade though, I think that needs something like 700.

  37. Pom Rania
    Pom Rania
    June 17, 2008 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, my laptop gets pretty hot too; but I put it on an old binder, and THEN on top of whatever. Currently I’m using two pillows to get it at the right height.

  38. cayra
    cayra
    June 19, 2008 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

    XD I always use my laptops ventilation as a heater for my feet.

  39. Zinn
    Zinn
    September 4, 2008 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    My old computer, you had to have it tilted at a certain angle to make it work (because I dropped it so many times) and it would heat up SO quickly.

  40. TylerP
    TylerP
    May 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah my Laptop, 3 months after I bought it started shutting down after a while but then I realized that I need to just blow out the fan unit in order to get it to work again… I didn’t think you could build up that much dust in a few months!

  41. Soltueur
    Soltueur
    June 3, 2009 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

    My laptop just overheats and shuts itself down =(

    Im using my dad’s computer to surf comics while i get the fan repaired

  42. Leah
    Leah
    June 6, 2009 at 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    I actually tried this on my laptop. Sadly, it worked.

  43. SaixDecirr
    SaixDecirr
    June 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    Chirs, i have the same problem with my laptop. If i work with it for about 2 hours it feels as if my knees are about to burn off

  44. Computerguyac
    Computerguyac
    July 8, 2009 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

    My laptop xps m1220 Dell had a dustbunny the side if a large marble in the heatsink. It was so hot it a- burned you and b- wouldn’t want to turn on.

  45. chrisleech
    chrisleech
    September 20, 2010 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    you don’t create a biff it just is a state of being which is why we have so called immortal with many cars, biff he is not immortal everyone in his world at one time or another experiences biffness

  46. Valdrec
    Valdrec
    January 27, 2011 at 12:48 pm | # | Reply

    It’s twice as funny that the advert that displayed above was for Laptop cooling pads.

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