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#142 – Cordless

by Chris on November 24, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. J
    J
    November 24, 2006 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

    perfect for when you’re on the move, or if you just don’t like wires; but tell me, how long does he last between charges?

  2. Chris
    Chris
    November 24, 2006 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

    5 day standby and 12 hour talk time.

  3. Sean
    Sean
    November 24, 2006 at 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Sure, this seems like a good idea, but half the time he’s stuck between the couch cushions or something.

  4. Andre Klemmer
    Andre Klemmer
    November 24, 2006 at 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, man. That’s what I want for Christmas.

  5. LordRetard
    LordRetard
    November 24, 2006 at 3:49 pm | # | Reply

    Awwww, shooo cute.

    I couldn’t help myself. I want one.

  6. Background Bailey
    Background Bailey
    December 30, 2006 at 8:42 pm | # | Reply

    My gosh…is that a quirky smile I spy on Biff’s face?!? Sure looks like it.

    If you ever open a “Biff Store”, you have GOT to see if you could make something like that…..maybe, if it’s not too expensive.

  7. Chryssta
    Chryssta
    January 17, 2007 at 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    I hate to ask, but where’s the speaker and where;s the mic?

  8. darktrb
    darktrb
    January 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    in his shoe, of course

  9. 66point6
    66point6
    April 22, 2007 at 8:16 pm | # | Reply

    *Resisting urge to say something dirty in reply*

  10. Ben
    Ben
    April 23, 2007 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

    what would the ringtone be??

  11. isana
    isana
    April 23, 2007 at 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    bah, i bet even the wireless biff batteries have memory =.=

  12. Oddly Frozen
    Oddly Frozen
    May 5, 2007 at 7:19 pm | # | Reply

    i would sooo buy that if i saw it in a store

  13. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 24, 2007 at 8:16 pm | # | Reply

    BRILLIANT

  14. Frankin-kal-96
    Frankin-kal-96
    May 26, 2007 at 3:03 am | # | Reply

    *Pokes Chris* Make one! Now! *Pokepokepoke*

  15. Wolfie
    Wolfie
    May 29, 2007 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

    Heck, I’d buy one.

  16. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    June 5, 2007 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Ditto.
    The ringtone is probably a shout of pain, and the speaker-piece is Biff’s mouth…like…line…I’d bet his eyebrows would tickle.

  17. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    June 20, 2007 at 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    But does he have caller ID?

  18. Dracat
    Dracat
    July 2, 2007 at 10:53 am | # | Reply

    No!!! This is Biff we are talking about!! He’s a risk taker, why would he have caller ID? Well… maybe on the main phone but it would just ruin it on the wireless Biff…. I’d buy it too..

  19. Hoboapple
    Hoboapple
    July 13, 2007 at 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if they’ll make a cellular Biff.

  20. Elkian
    Elkian
    July 20, 2007 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    …maybe he would turn off if telemarketers called? That’d be sooo awesome, but would take away the fun of acting crazy and seeing how long they stay on, trying to talk to you (the record is 45 min 38 sec, and only because the power went out).

  21. Elkian
    Elkian
    July 20, 2007 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    Oh!OohoohoohOOH!! Everytime someone called, you could hear Chris saying something like ‘Biff learned to get to barber’s opinion of REALLY SSORT beforehand.’ or some other title. That would be SOOOO cool! (the ringtone, you see.)

  22. pyrocat100
    pyrocat100
    September 26, 2007 at 1:51 pm | # | Reply

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  23. the Scarf
    the Scarf
    November 13, 2007 at 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    I think his eyebrows would work as an antennie…the one on top of his head is superfluos…

  24. colin
    colin
    December 8, 2007 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

    if biff’s head is the earpiece…
    how do you talk to feet?

  25. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 23, 2007 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    “Talk to the feet, cause the hand don’t want to hear it!”

  26. ashcroft
    ashcroft
    December 30, 2007 at 7:00 am | # | Reply

    that would definately go with a cordless parachute

  27. Laurel Raven
    Laurel Raven
    January 18, 2008 at 10:51 am | # | Reply

    “I think his eyebrows would work as an antennie…the one on top of his head is superfluos…”

    I had to read that twice…I thought you said the one on top was super floss…and my mind came up with…brain floss?

  28. Kitsunie
    Kitsunie
    February 13, 2008 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

    Do want.

  29. random man
    random man
    April 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    I want one, make one

  30. Andara Bledin
    Andara Bledin
    May 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    I see the coupling for the doomed umbrella implant came in handy…

  31. Torg
    Torg
    June 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm | # | Reply

    Laurel Raven, “superfluous” means roughly “more than needed” as in “while cool at first, I have since realized that my laptop’s second screen is superfluous.”

    Cordless parachute…maybe with magnets…
    I’ll get back to you, ashcroft, once I get more than a high school education.

  32. random person
    random person
    November 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

    since when does biff talk?

  33. Sitkero
    Sitkero
    March 6, 2009 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    I would buy that without even half a second though. Brilliant!

  34. Elkian
    Elkian
    August 29, 2009 at 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Yes, I definitely want XD

  35. Twigs
    Twigs
    January 31, 2010 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  36. Lt_amazil
    Lt_amazil
    February 26, 2010 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    No the ringtone would be “biff learns not to mess with people with shrinkrays”

  37. Kaosu
    Kaosu
    April 25, 2010 at 6:19 pm | # | Reply

    You do realize that it doesn’t matter if it’s a cordless Biff or not, right? Sooner or later it’ll be damaged or destroyed in a hilarious accident that might even rape the laws of physics and nature…

    Then again….it could be indestructible like the real one….

  38. Elfe
    Elfe
    September 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    YOu should try patchtogether.com XD its a site where people post gadgets like this, but mainly toys , and the community votes. If enough votes acumulate, teh item gets manufactured. and seriouly, who here does not want a cordless biff? Surley not me :)

  39. SurveySays
    SurveySays
    July 22, 2011 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

    i would be afraid it would explode or spontaneously combust or something.

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