I’m having a flaskback to a couple strips from Foxtrot. Jason and his friend Marcus were sleding down a very steep hill and had a drag chute set up. The first time ended up with thier faces embeded in a tree and the second time they strapped down with tow rolls of duct tape each, discovering why they should not use the drag chute during a windstorm.
This makes three Biff-isms I have witnessed real life, and probably more that I can’t remember.
A friend of ours, dresssed as Santa for christmas, goes down a ski run, finds what appears from whee he is to be a small jump. He skis off it, the middle of his “Ho ho ho” realises it’s a ten foot drop the other side, turns into “Ho ho – HOLY S***”
Linerider!
the greatest of all timewasters ever!
spawner of so many knockoffs!
played best with a tablet!
sigh…
i remember when i played linerider for an entire class period with my friends.
only one of us got caught.(not me)
I was thinking that maybe, if he could flap his eyebrows fast enough he could fly to safety. Or if he had his Anti-gravity boots and wore them at the last second, he would be safe then too.
oh noooooooooooo :O
hahaha
That would be soooooooooooo awesome until it would occur to me that I was going to die.
Yeah, that would definitely put a damper on things.
Ha, I love this one.
Actually, that wouldn’t be so bad if you had a parachute.
My gut tells me he doesn’t…
Nor does he have a deck of cards.
heh .. at least he didn’t screw up and bring 20 parachutes again. I have lots of sledding memories that are disturbingly close to that… oof
Yeah, I have some crazy sledding stories myself.
I love how you can see his eyebrows flying behind him…
I did that once.
i once lived somewhere with a graveyard in the back of my house on top of a hill i sledded down it and the spirits were amused
Watterson-esqe!
I’m having a flaskback to a couple strips from Foxtrot. Jason and his friend Marcus were sleding down a very steep hill and had a drag chute set up. The first time ended up with thier faces embeded in a tree and the second time they strapped down with tow rolls of duct tape each, discovering why they should not use the drag chute during a windstorm.
It’s not the fall. It’s that sudden stop at the end that worries me.
This makes three Biff-isms I have witnessed real life, and probably more that I can’t remember.
A friend of ours, dresssed as Santa for christmas, goes down a ski run, finds what appears from whee he is to be a small jump. He skis off it, the middle of his “Ho ho ho” realises it’s a ten foot drop the other side, turns into “Ho ho – HOLY S***”
I didn’t even see Biff until I read the caption. That made it SOOO much funnier for some reason…
Reminds me of “Calvin & Hobbes”…
Yeah, cause they’re constantly falling off cliffs.
Looks fun to me.
This one made me laugh out loud. I love your site, Chris.
Thanks ninjabob333
What do you think biff is thinking right now?
probably something along the lines of “TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!”
Silly Biff, had he known there was a giant canyon of death, he could have just slammed into a tree to stop his momentum.
is it just me or is that the place where he tried to squish the pennies under the glacier?
He should have worn his 20 parachutes.
How can only two people have mentioned “Calvin and Hobbes” here?
We slowly learn, don’t we?
Made me think of Linerider. (google it)
He looks like he’s having fun.
Hah! My new favorite! ^_____^
I would love to do that… with a parachute I ain’t so Biffious
I have never seen snow, so this one looks neat.
They should really warn people about that! Of course, that still wouldn’t stop Biff…
lol
Linerider!
the greatest of all timewasters ever!
spawner of so many knockoffs!
played best with a tablet!
sigh…
i remember when i played linerider for an entire class period with my friends.
only one of us got caught.(not me)
wonder if he’ll find his iPod?
I was thinking the EXACT same thing as unknowledge. o.o
Heeeeee!
I was thinking that maybe, if he could flap his eyebrows fast enough he could fly to safety. Or if he had his Anti-gravity boots and wore them at the last second, he would be safe then too.
Knowing him, Weebl, he is probably wearing his Saturn boots, though
I bet Hobbes pushed him.
sounds like fun
few people mentioned calvin and hobbes because in the last strip they went off into the woods near a hill and never came back. (connections, anyone?)
I don’t follow.
I’m sure Biff doesn’t mind that pit of rabid bunnies he’s about to land in!
Biff believes he can flyyyyyyy-SPLAT.
at this rate biff is gonna become the wisest man ever at the expense of everything he owns and his health,but hey wisdom is wisdom
i’ve sleded into a couple trees almost hit a barded wire fence once, but never over a cliff