February 22nd, 2007
#196 – Grease
When I was a kid those spring loaded hand exercisers were a mystery to me. I could barely get them to budge using both of my hands. Once a friend and I were playing with his dad’s free weights. We took turns using a one handed barbell trying to see who could lift it the most times in a row. We thought “Wow, this weight lifting stuff is easy!” The next day we were both in so much pain we could barely lift our arms to do anything.
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February 22nd, 2007 at 12:15 am
Noooo! Anything but the flat screen!
Biff is bad at multitasking.
February 22nd, 2007 at 12:36 am
Biff seems a bit slimmer than he normally is. Perhaps it’s because those darned hand exerciser accidents have deprived him of his precious potato chips.
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:19 am
He’s so slim?!? Could it be… ?
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Oh, God!?! PLEASE tell me those chips are NOT … (gasp) … olestra!!!!!
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:26 am
Well, it makes sense that he’s slimmer… the only food/drink thing that I’ve seen actually work out for him is the ice water… Other than that, he’s had issues with potato chips, cereal, coffee, meatloaf, and just about anything that would cause him to gain weight… not to mention the hole he got in the back of his throat from swallowing the sword way back when… I’d imagine he has a hard time swallowing anything.
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:54 am
Haha I’m weak as. Can’t even lift a 10kg weight with both hands =P
But I don’t really eat chips, so at least I wouldn’t destroy my team…
5 gold stars for Biff and Chris!!
*****
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:00 am
As the time stamp says, it’s almost 3 AM (Well, where I am, that is). Being a new reader, I just worked my way through the entire archive, lasting me through two albums. A worthwhile application of my time, Chris, as I procrastinate.
Keep up the good work, man.
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:04 am
Heh, I love today’s comic, how many televisions is that now, three?
I do think Biff is slimmer than usual, perhaps he’s been using that hand exeriser too much. Then again, the things Biff does, he probably has to eat a boatload of food each day to get the energy.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:08 am
“The Biff diet” yeah maybe he should start a diet. how is he watching tv from that angle, he is an inspiration to idiots every were…( clapping from complete retards =p ).., see what i was talking about? great comics I give it 20 gold stars ********************, woooooooooo you go chris.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:11 am
Thanks HeavyMetalHippie, I’m glad to be a distraction.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 am
Better warn Biff not to play a Wii while eating chips, either.
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:42 am
dragonbrad, I think he just happened to be near his television while training.
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Never throw a portable phone in flat screen either.
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:05 pm
The first thing I notied was how skinny he was.
I love these comics.
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I agree with your little commentary under da comic.
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I workout quite often and run cross country for my school… and when i first started weight lifting it was extremely easy but when i went in the second day i could hardly lift half of what i did the day before.
(I need a hand exerciser
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Skinny people piss me off. Most of my friends have trouble *gaining* weight, and most of ‘em eat close to how much I eat (and I eat a lot). The advantage to being so big, though, is that I am much stronger than all of them. I could probably eat them, too.
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Last time we saw Biff with a bag of potato chips, (#159 – Chips) he was so much more careful. He even wore safety glasses. What happened?
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
This was before then, obviously. These comics aren’t in chronological order, you know. This was, most likely, the event that led him totake such precautions.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Oh, here’s someting else not to do to a plasma screen: put a magnet on it.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:34 pm
yo bronze bog, i have a wii, i enjoy hitting my friends and family with the remote
,oh yeah thanks for the link about wii related accidents,ive been looking for that site ever since i got my wii. looove the comics chris you consume my time like gummy wormz to a kid. wooooooooo hooooooooo. how do i put up links(somebody please reply)…
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
sorry i ment bronze dog
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I see my little brother’s(DragonBrad) been hittin’ up the comment box…
Oh well.
Nearing two hundred pages, keep up the great work!
February 25th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
im typing this on a wii right now!
May 12th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Heres a great idea for a comic – Have Biff standing in front of a bunch of tombstones and have the caption say: Biff goes to visit his TV cemetery.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Oh Biff… Another TV. How could you?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Biff and TV’s make a bad combination. Actually… Biff and ANYTHING is a bad combination.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Biff and matter is a bad combination. I dunno about antimatter but that’s the only time I really think Biff would be bad for it. It would just react like normal and combust Biff and with Biff’s near immortality, he would actually save us from destruction!!!! So Biff and antimatter would actuially kinda be a good thing for us or anything matter though not for Biff… Nothing is good for Biff.
July 18th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Boo grease!
October 17th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Thus why I eat Pringles.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
is this the 4th or 5th tv for Biff?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Another TV gone……
July 21st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Yes, televisions have a very short life span in the House of Biff…
March 15th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I think Biff does these thing so he has an excuse to upgrade his TV each time.
May 19th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Next time: Biff eats some buttery Spaghetti, and throws his WiiMote out the window.
May 26th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
…my first thought was this:
The hand exerciser looks like a carrot.
I didn’t have any other thoughts, becasue I then fried my brain with a spatula.
Good day, sir!