Comments on: #220 – Intruder (72 Comments)

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 02:20:53 +0000

I prefer the unexpected. I have a 2-ft(ish) long old, rusty, dirty, bent iron bar. Not necessarily the most effective weapon but not one that the burglar expects either.

By: BRO.

BRO. — Sat, 14 May 2011 09:39:19 +0000

One day, I was sleeping, then I heard a loud “BASH!” noise. I woke up, grabbed my guitar, and then proceeded to beat the crap out of the burglar. His nose was bleeding and he almost cried. I feel bad for him today. Oh, and the poor guitar just didn’t survive

By: Eledrake

Eledrake — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 05:25:06 +0000

I have a 5 foot hiking staff, a bb gun, and a pair of inter-sheathing katanas.

By: BrainpanSonata

BrainpanSonata — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 21:22:52 +0000

I know for a fact that glue gun burns hurt like ****. Curse you and your love of getting the kids involved in complicated craft projects, Grandma!

By: Saul

Saul — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:28:13 +0000

i keep a pole about 3 ft long by my bed

By: Tordoc

Tordoc — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:49:49 +0000

Oh, yeah… I also have a naginata.

By: Tordoc

Tordoc — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:47:31 +0000

I have katanas.
And a pistol.
And a tiger. (I have a permit to have one )

By: Juniper

Juniper — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:58:57 +0000

Ruger .380 — beautiful, tiny, effective. Then again, I’m a Montanan, so having a gun in your bedroom is pretty commonplace here. But really, anything can be a weapon if you use it like one. Even a glue gun. Maybe.

By: gregg

gregg — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:58:59 +0000

Remington 870 FTW

By: mrmeval

mrmeval — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:28:03 +0000

This http://www.gateslinger.com/cas/win97.htm
With this
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Pepperbag_20Shotgun_20Shells
If you nail the wrong person it’s ok, they should have KNOCKED.